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The best jokes as Man Utd lose to Frank Lampard’s Derby on penalties in Carabao Cup

Phil Jones misses the decisive penalty.

There were all sorts of jokes as Mourinho's Man Utd lost to Lampard's Derby in the Carabao Cup after Phil Jones misses a penalty
FIRST ATTEMPT: Frank (Image: @cfcunofficial)

Phil Jones missed the decisive spot-kick for Manchester United as they lost 8-7 on penalties following a 2-2 draw at home to Derby County in the Carabao Cup third round on Tuesday night.

Visiting goalkeeper Scott Carson was the first to make a save after 15 successful strikes took the shoot-out into sudden death.

Frank Lampard’s Championship charges almost defeated his former manager’s side over 90 minutes before an added-time equaliser from Marouane Fellaini levelled things up.

These are the best of the jokes as Man Utd lose to Derby on penalties at Old Trafford:

United could sack Mourinho and get Moyes back in on his original contract. Still has a year left on it.

— LFC Stanley House (@LFCStanleyHouse) September 25, 2018

Mourinho looks like he’s been crying for the last 10 minutes pic.twitter.com/IlLwIV5md1

— Matty Johnson (@MrMattyjohnson) September 25, 2018

What round of the Carabao you get knocked out mate? pic.twitter.com/Hd7HrWdZ1p

— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) September 25, 2018

14 world class penalties and then Phil Jones steps up.

— Red Devil Bible (@RedDevilBible) September 25, 2018

I cant be the only one that said "Fucking Phil Jones" as he walked up to take that.

— Andrew Kilduff (@TuftyMUFC) September 25, 2018

You’re not a proper Manchester United fan if you didn’t think that Phil Jones would miss his penalty tonight.

— Ryan. 🔴 (@Vintage_Utd) September 25, 2018

Mourinho is the Donald Trump of the football world.

— Michelle Angelica (@Micha_Alvez) September 25, 2018

Jose Mourinho: “The result is not my fault, if we had signed Toby Alderweireld he would have scored that penalty.” pic.twitter.com/sL5v8VPQCi

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 25, 2018

#CarabaoCup #Derby #United #Mourinho #Pogba When you see Phil Jones walking up to take the final penalty… pic.twitter.com/4fdEPAXA4E

— Carlin (@thedaddy4737) September 25, 2018

Phil Jones devastated with that penalty miss. #MUNDER pic.twitter.com/fGjKLYXsLT

— BoyleSports (@BoyleSports) September 25, 2018

Laugh all you want, don’t see Derby with a 4.9 app rating in the Apple store.

— Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5) September 25, 2018

A man said lukaku spends 90 mins looking for a remote to control the ball 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #MUNDER #itspeak

— EXPRESSIONS ‘SKILLARCHY’ OOZING (@ExpressionsOOZ) September 25, 2018

Mourinho’s decline begun at that moment. Big Weng has gone and done it again pic.twitter.com/tIcL0yBfNG

— Ahmed (@Ahmed91Gooner) September 25, 2018

Derby could have taken 800 penalties tonight n Lee Grant wouldn’t have saved any of em.

— Chris Farrar (@Chrisfarrar86) September 25, 2018

This Man United team would beat Jose Mourinho's Man United team… pic.twitter.com/PMmNDMobeA

— Transfer News (@TrustyTransfers) September 25, 2018

His tactic for the penalties was genius: "Keep scoring them lads, until they are forced to bring up Phil Jones to take one".

— Costas Spanos (@CSpan22) September 25, 2018

Pogba to Mourinho after the match pic.twitter.com/p5Jg46KGvW

— ©️®️ (@ClinicalRambo) September 25, 2018

Mourinho, can you please describe Harry Wilson’s free-kick? pic.twitter.com/htGkTfoz7T

— ً (@bubbIxs) September 25, 2018

Announce phil jones aeroflot economy class ticket to Madagascar.

— Red Devil Army (@wickedchandy) September 25, 2018

Mourinho: Hey Paul, you coming for the training session tomorrow ?

Pogba: pic.twitter.com/5CZzFr8hvQ

— JAGS (@EtniesJags) September 25, 2018

@ManUtd I'm available to lead the team on an interim basis until a suitable replacement has been identified. Kindly DM for further communication on the matter.

— The People's Champion (@pabz_general) September 25, 2018

Phil Jones’ Man Utd career summed up in one picture: pic.twitter.com/5BB0KvMHk2

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 25, 2018

Problem is you'd have won a quid on a £100 bet

— Philip McCarroll 2.0 (@philmccarroll) September 25, 2018

Phil Jones can replace disappointment in the dictionary and nobody would notice

— kenna (@kennagq) September 25, 2018

Phil Jones' car just heard about his penalty miss. pic.twitter.com/XrjzqmTDVt

— DaKeB (@Dakeb_MCFC) September 25, 2018

A furious looking Paul Pogba after being left out of the Man Utd squad for the first time. #EFLCup #MUNDER pic.twitter.com/zjMOncMdsZ

— Historical Sport (@HistorySport_) September 25, 2018

While we wait for penalties to start, we've done a bit of investigation and we think we have found the person who started those "getting sacked in the morning chants"#MUNDER pic.twitter.com/GNKGmSlvqu

— 90min (@90min_Football) September 25, 2018

Phil Jones' penalty against Derby is even better with Titanic music… pic.twitter.com/5q5TVZyRc6

— Joe Gilmore (@Gilology) September 25, 2018

Slightly annoyed Phil Jones missed as always wondered what happened when a man gets sent off and it's 10-10 on pens

— John Gibbons (@johngibbonsblog) September 25, 2018

‘I am disappointed because before the game I told Phil Jones, if it goes to penalties and you have to take the 8th one, don’t pea roll it into Scott Carson’s arms.’ Mourinho, probably.

— Tim Stillman (@Stillberto) September 25, 2018

Jose Mourinho just grabbed the microphone off the Sky Reporter and announced to the world that Phil Jones will never captain United again.

Strong leadership.#MUFC #MUNDER

— Niall Hawthorne (@NiallHawthorne) September 25, 2018

Only one man can save @ManUtd #MUNDER pic.twitter.com/XrrPDbSf1x

— RunRobboRun (@RobbosRun) September 25, 2018

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