The best jokes as Man City exit Champions League after last 16 second leg defeat in Monaco

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Manchester City have been knocked out of the Champions League at the last 16 stage on away goals after a 6-6 aggregate draw with Monaco – and these are the best of the jokes.

A thrilling 3-1 defeat at the Stade Louis II on Wednesday night means Pep Guardiola’s side become the first team to be eliminated in a Champions League knockout tie after scoring five goals in the first leg.

Here are the best jokes as Man City exit the competition following defeat in Monaco:

Man City just triggered article 50.

— Aadam (@aadambirmingham) March 15, 2017

Credit has to go to Man City for holding out for the full 8 minutes.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 15, 2017

Trying to find the Man City defence. pic.twitter.com/z62lH0SWKf

— SlashFootball (@slashfootball) March 15, 2017

Three things Man City don't have

Ones a Champions League Trophy
Two's a Kompany
Three's a Crowd

— ⚽⚽COME ON CHELSEA⚽⚽ (@GarinCFC1905) March 15, 2017

Didn't see Monaco do this under Ranieri, the snakes

— Tom Victor (@tomvictor) March 15, 2017

City's defence is more exposed than Pep's bald head.

— T (@HazardFlicks) March 15, 2017

If Pep really wants to make Man City world class he should consider having Xavi, Iniesta and Messi come up through the youth system.

— TBN Sport (@TBNSport) March 15, 2017

There he is
A man with talent, class and intelligence.

Oh, and standing next to him is Pep Guardiola. pic.twitter.com/jGEmWCQo4s

— Sam (@VintageKIopp) March 15, 2017

If Pep lost his hair managing BARCA, he's going to leave city looking like a leukaemia patient

— Chand-Ali (@ChandAli96) March 15, 2017

Pep Guardiola thinks that normally Messi or Robben does something here. Turns round to his bench and there's Fabian Delph.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 15, 2017

@ManCity that's what happens when you pay 50m for an actual stone

— nelly🇵🇹 (@nelsonfartura) March 15, 2017

@ManCity when you ain't got Messi or Lewandowski to save you pic.twitter.com/4AYp6M0z8n

— ㅤ (@VintageCaxorla) March 15, 2017

I think City were doomed from the moment they decided to fly to Monaco dressed as Spandau Ballet. pic.twitter.com/rvD2rDnBVM

— Mozferatu (@may26th1999) March 15, 2017

Pep Guardiola just asked me if I knew anywhere good for a holiday this time of year?

I said to him well you can't beat Monaco….. pic.twitter.com/ax6v9WZy5Y

— The Fourth Stooge (@PeakyBlunders) March 15, 2017

This monaco vs man citygame was lit af. Pep guardiola is a fraud. pic.twitter.com/MFI31032BL

— Newton (@KipsNewton) March 15, 2017

Pep's first CL last 16 exit. Best get used to that then.

— Hayley B (@Hayles_101) March 15, 2017

RIP Phil Neville (1977-2017) pic.twitter.com/5B09KuCcor

— Fisted Away (@fistedaway) March 15, 2017

Disconsolate Man City fans on their way home from a disappointing result in Monaco this evening. 😀 pic.twitter.com/NA6uUG2EVc

— Mikey MUFC (@MikeyMufc) March 15, 2017

BREAKING. Sergio Aguero signs 50 year contract at Man City… pic.twitter.com/m2t4KOEK2z

— Pie Sports Booze 🔞 (@piesportsbooze) March 15, 2017

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