The best jokes as Leigh Griffiths ex-lover says she’s given birth to his fifth child

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FIVE KIDS: Griffiths (Image: Ailura)

Celtic’s Leigh Griffiths is said to have had another child with his ex-partner who took to Twitter and appeared to accuse the player being unfaithful.

It’s being widely reported that Linzi McCartney hit back after Griffiths, now a father of five kids by three mums, shared a photo of ‘current love’ Caitlyn Melville.

McCartney named him as the father of her newborn baby in a series of dramatic social media posts.

Fans, though, revelled in his apparent relationship complications and we’ve collected the best of the Leigh Griffiths jokes:

Leigh Griffiths thinks the family stand is a challenge.

— Chairman Lmao (@BenTheTim) January 4, 2018

Leigh Griffiths is some man. The more drama the better, get him a big flat in the banana flats for the tribe and bring him home.

— Kano (@callum_kane) January 4, 2018

Someone needs to freeze Leigh Griffiths' swimmers just in case future generations face the end of the human population on earth. Guaranteed success to save the world.

— Georgina 🍀 (@Georgina87x) January 4, 2018

Should just fire Leigh Griffiths in with the Pandas at Edinburgh zoo when they are in season, he'll get the job done nae bother.

— The Captain (@BigLinton) January 4, 2018

Leigh Griffiths set for a second appearance on Jeremy Kyle pic.twitter.com/3UUuwPd1Je

— Nick (@nickolas__67) January 4, 2018

Fuck being Leigh Griffiths right now.

— L. (@laurabaws) January 4, 2018

Christ ill probably get pregnant just reading Leigh Griffiths tweets

— McG_x (@c_mcgg) January 4, 2018

Leigh Griffiths must just drive about the Ace of Base's "All that she wants is another baby" on repeat deffo his theme tune.

— Padraig ⭐ (@JacobiteBhoy) January 4, 2018

Leigh Griffiths He Scores When He Wants

— brian mccann 1888 (@briancfc1967) January 4, 2018

How many match tickets is a player allowed for bringing their kids to the stadium on match days? Asking for a friend. @CelticFC @CelticFCSLO

— Leigh Griffiths (@LEIGHGRIFFlTHS) January 4, 2018

Never mind sending food to Africa. Send Leigh Griffiths. He'd fertilise the place in no time. pic.twitter.com/2BK5lRpmJK

— Captain Sarcastic 🍀 (@HeadCase666) January 4, 2018

Channel 4- next up, its twenty kids and counting..

Leigh griffiths- hawd ma beer

— Doughbhoy (@doughbhoy67) January 4, 2018

Can someone tell Leigh Griffiths that when we said the grandchildren would all be Celtic Fans, we didn't mean they'd all be his too 😉

— Spalding Hoops 🍀🍀 (@Spalding_hoops) January 4, 2018

In about 5 years time the hardest problem solving question in the school maths exams will be working out how many “birds,ex’s,waines and bits on the side” Leigh Griffiths has 👀😂

— Keir Mitchell (@MithchellKeir) January 4, 2018

Leigh Griffiths is wanting to tie a scarf roon his dick

— Gregco (@Gregco5088) January 4, 2018

Leigh Griffiths taking his weans for a walk. pic.twitter.com/OIhhKRaOvV

— tam sellics son (@gibbygibbo1) January 4, 2018

All those burds that want Leigh Griffiths to come to their Weans birthday party, all makes sense now. It's his fucking Weans! 😃

— Captain Sarcastic 🍀 (@HeadCase666) January 4, 2018

Season Ticket prices will rise 25% next season due to higher demand from Leigh Griffiths getting free tickets for his children

— Peter Lawwell (@PeteLawwell) January 4, 2018

Petition to rename the family section at Celtic Park after Leigh Griffiths

— Bhean (@_Bheanian_) January 4, 2018

As a Jambo it pains me to say this… Leigh Griffiths having as many kids to as many woman as possible is the best hope for the future of our game here.

He’s already done more than the SFA for the future. World Cup 2036 Scotland qualify with a line up of footballing thumbs! 👏👏

— JMcG (@JackMcghie) January 4, 2018

Do you like Leigh Griffiths?

— Adam Lynch (@AdamLynch27) January 4, 2018

Leigh Griffiths starter pack. pic.twitter.com/KF0aKppjhI

— L. (@laurabaws) January 4, 2018

They should replace Frank McAvennie on Only An Excuse wae Leigh Griffiths

— DavieBhoy🌟 (@BigDaddyPedro67) January 4, 2018

Always suspected Leigh Griffiths was the guy that done Fake Taxi, Christmas advert was a big hint. pic.twitter.com/hN5BeMxivU

— Padraig ⭐ (@JacobiteBhoy) January 4, 2018

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