The best jokes as Ireland lose World Cup play-off to Denmark after 1-5 defeat in Dublin

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The Danish people can revel in the jokes after they beat Ireland, who now fail to qualify for the World Cup in Russia
PROUD: Danish

Republic of Ireland have failed to reach the World Cup in Russia next summer following a heavy defeat to Denmark in the second leg of a play-off tie between the two sides.

Despite scoring first at the Aviva Stadium, Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane’s side were undone by Christian Eriksen and lost 1-5 on Tuesday night after a goalless draw in the opposite fixture in Copenhagen.

Here are the best of the jokes as Ireland lose 1-5 to Denmark in their World Cup play-off:

Nerves beginning to kick in now #IREDEN #COYBIG

— Conor Losty (@Concondon4) November 14, 2017


— Mallow News (@MallowNews) November 14, 2017

Optimistic Irish fans. Go to rte2+1. We still have a chance #IREDEN

— Paudie fahey (@sigmatool1) November 14, 2017


— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) November 14, 2017

Caption this 😳 #IREDEN

— Today FM (@TodayFM) November 14, 2017

One positive to take from tonight's game: the 50 Irish lads that would have disappeared in #Russia2018 will live #IREDEN

— Gerald O'Dwyer (@GerODwyer) November 14, 2017

We can easily overturn a 5-1 deficit in the third leg #IREDEN

— David Clohessy (@CX2DAD) November 14, 2017

Ireland were unlucky , away goals rule killed us.

— david lawlor (@davidlawlor222) November 14, 2017

Ireland’s an MMA country now anyway… Don’t want to be in your Shitey World Cup.. etc etc

— Kevin Bridges (@kevinbridges86) November 14, 2017

Well at least we’ll always have this World Cup….. #IREDEN

— Chloe 💥 (@chloem86) November 14, 2017

Is there anything to be said for another mass? #COYBIG #IREDEN

— Conor Corcoran (@ConorCorcoran) November 14, 2017

Well that wasn't great.. or even good.. but the Denmark flag is a big plus #IREDEN

— Jacob Stack (@JacobStackArt) November 14, 2017

Currently ridding the house of pastries, Carlsberg and greats. #danes #IREDEN

— Anne Mc Coy (@annemccoy) November 14, 2017

Irish fans cheer the final whistle #IREDEN

— Malachy McGowan (@thaktonhemlock) November 14, 2017

An Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman walk into a pub..

This isn't a joke they're just there to watch England at the World Cup on the telly.

— MrMeatballMarinara (@SouthStand_LUFC) November 14, 2017

What time is it? 5 past Ireland.

— Ryan R (@RyanRMUFC) November 14, 2017

If carlsberg did nightmares #IREDEN #coybig

— Rob Cullen (@robcullen79) November 14, 2017

Ireland’s defeat means that England will now be the only home nation to be getting a doing from the Russian hooligans next summer.

— Pie and Bovril (@pieandbov) November 14, 2017

1 Russian Ruble equals 0.014 Euro. Imagine converting that in your head for a few weeks while you're pissed as a fart? You wouldn't know whether you're buying a house or a pint. No we'll stay at home, thanks. #COYBIG #IRLDEN

— James Glynn (@JamesGlynn139) November 14, 2017

At least we won't have to watch videos of the Ireland fans fixing people's cars and helping old wifey's cross the road next Summer anyways, just pure hooliganism

— Danny (@DanH1892) November 14, 2017

The Danes have now scored more than South Africa did on Saturday. #IREDEN

— Karl Brophy (@KarlBrophy) November 14, 2017

Not since the day Saint Patrick arrived has Ireland hated a Christian so much. #IREDEN

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOE_UK) November 14, 2017

Denmark treated Ireland like #IREDEN

— Richard Coffey (@_Rich_Coffey) November 14, 2017

Last time Denmark did this much damage in Ireland they came in longboats #COYBIG

— Keane Legal (@KeaneLegal) November 14, 2017


— Tom Nightingale (@tdnightingale) November 14, 2017

Latest news on Ireland result against the mighty Denmark 🇩🇰

— Mark West (@westyhfield) November 14, 2017

Breaking: Ban in Ireland comes into force from midnight! 🇮🇪COYBIG

— Nobby (@NobbyFM104) November 14, 2017

Every Irish person right now #COYBIG #IREDEN

— 98FM (@98FM) November 14, 2017

Not sure who made this because it was just messaged to me, but it’s perfect 👏👏 #IREDEN #COYBIG

— Craig Houlden (@KopJaffer_LFC) November 14, 2017

I'm considering giving up drinking Carlsberg…..probably. #coybig #ireden

— Christoph F (@36Christoph) November 14, 2017

What would you say to the World Cup?#IREDEN

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) November 14, 2017

That stare… Roy working out which one he's going to eat first. #IREDEN

— Robbie Meredith (@robbeorn) November 14, 2017

Preparing my boycott list for 2018

1. Lego
2. Carlsberg
3. Works of Hans Christian Andersen
4. Wigfield back catalogue
5. The Killing box set
6. Volvo cars#IREDEN #COYBIG

— Hugh O'Reilly (@DarwinsPitbuII) November 14, 2017

Gutted for the fans. Gutted for the Russian prostitutes who’ll never get to learn about spice bags. Or the hilarious double meaning of ‘craic’ #COYBIG #IREDEN

— Mallow News (@MallowNews) November 14, 2017

Ireland fans remembering that 6th minute Duffy goal#IREDEN

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) November 14, 2017

The boys at Opta have sent us Ireland's heat-map from tonight.


— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 14, 2017

Ireland, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales should organise a mini-tournament next summer.
If they arranged it for the third week of the World Cup they could even keep a slot open for England.

— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) November 14, 2017

Ireland's line-up for the World Cup next summer #IREDEN

— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) November 14, 2017


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