😂

The best jokes as Everton close in on £50m Richarlison signing

Watford forward set for Toffees medical.

By Jonny Abrams

· ·

Everton's £50m pursuit of Richarlison gave rise to jokes
RICHES: Richarlison (Image: Agencia de Noticias ANDES)

Watford’s Brazilian forward Richarlison is set to have a medical at Everton with a view to a move that could be worth up to £50m.

Richarlison made a flying start to last season’s Premier League under new Toffees boss Marco Silva, scoring five goals in his first 12 games.

However, he endured a long barren run after Silva left Vicarage Road following a downturn in form that appeared to stem from Everton’s pursuit of him.

With the 21-year-old set to reunite with the man who brought him to England, here are the best jokes as Everton close in on Richarlison:

https://twitter.com/AnfieldAn/status/1020359160578412544

If Richarlison goes for 50 million then i must be worth at least a few grand in this market

— Declan (@Dgillespie_7) July 20, 2018

Richarlison for 50m is like buying a Nokia brick for a grand

— Jasper💜 (@jaspermather26) July 20, 2018

Can't believe they're taking the money out of my bank to pay for Richarlison. Disgrace.

— Marc Roche (@Rochey1878) July 20, 2018

Give it a couple of days and it will come out that Everton met with who they thought was Richarlison's agent but was actually Sacha Baron Cohen in disguise…

— The Tears of a Clown (@Modmuffin) July 20, 2018

live look at watford going to the bank to deposit that 50 mil richarlison fee #EvertonFC #watford pic.twitter.com/V1J5wnzIbj

— African Dad (@arlaadi) July 20, 2018

BREAKING: In response to @Everton’s bid for @WatfordFC winger Richarlison, @RangersFC have submitted an offer of £2.26m for fellow Brazilian Richardson. pic.twitter.com/tmwUyvjCkR

— Agent Kevin (@AgentKevinITK) July 20, 2018

£50 million for richarlison is outrageous!!! I wonder if Everton would be interested in andy Carroll they could take him for £5.50p and a pukka pie

— Elliott rumens (@Tinyrumens) July 20, 2018

😂 This is what £50M gets you…

( 📱 Insta: richarlison.9)#EFC pic.twitter.com/whYuOVi4l2

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) July 21, 2018

Hey Twitter readers! How much is going to cost YOU if Richarlison joins Everton?

Nothing, you say? Hmm 🤔

— Trevor Edwards (@blackrodblue) July 21, 2018

Richarlison to Everton for 50 million. EPL. pic.twitter.com/QgM2bPjQgB

— Don Ahmad (@ffsAhmad) July 20, 2018

Paying £50m for Richarlison is like paying £500 for a pint 🍺

— Kop-Ice (@kopice86) July 21, 2018

Richarlison. When the selling club quotes £15m, the buying club mishears and nobody bothers to correct them.

— Darren Lewis (@MirrorDarren) July 20, 2018

Everton…

Spent £50m on Gylfi Sigurdsson

Set to buy Richarlison from Watford for £50m

This must be their head of recruitment pic.twitter.com/u2kqGuEKpk

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) July 20, 2018

Juventus must be kicking themselves for spending £100m on Ronaldo when they could have had Richarlison and Sigurdsson.

— FPL Partridge (@FPL_Partridge) July 20, 2018

Me and Richarlison have exactly the same number of Premier League goals and assists in 2018.

0.

— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) July 20, 2018

If Watford get £50M for Richarlison then they should automatically be put in charge of Brexit negotiations.

— Karl Brooks (@KBrooks91) July 20, 2018