Watford’s Brazilian forward Richarlison is set to have a medical at Everton with a view to a move that could be worth up to £50m.
Richarlison made a flying start to last season’s Premier League under new Toffees boss Marco Silva, scoring five goals in his first 12 games.
However, he endured a long barren run after Silva left Vicarage Road following a downturn in form that appeared to stem from Everton’s pursuit of him.
With the 21-year-old set to reunite with the man who brought him to England, here are the best jokes as Everton close in on Richarlison:
If Richarlison goes for 50 million then i must be worth at least a few grand in this market
— Declan (@Dgillespie_7) July 20, 2018
Richarlison for 50m is like buying a Nokia brick for a grand
— Jasper💜 (@jaspermather26) July 20, 2018
Can't believe they're taking the money out of my bank to pay for Richarlison. Disgrace.
— Marc Roche (@Rochey1878) July 20, 2018
Give it a couple of days and it will come out that Everton met with who they thought was Richarlison's agent but was actually Sacha Baron Cohen in disguise…
— The Tears of a Clown (@Modmuffin) July 20, 2018
— African Dad (@arlaadi) July 20, 2018
— Agent Kevin (@AgentKevinITK) July 20, 2018
£50 million for richarlison is outrageous!!! I wonder if Everton would be interested in andy Carroll they could take him for £5.50p and a pukka pie
— Elliott rumens (@Tinyrumens) July 20, 2018
😂 This is what £50M gets you…
— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) July 21, 2018
Hey Twitter readers! How much is going to cost YOU if Richarlison joins Everton?
Nothing, you say? Hmm 🤔
— Trevor Edwards (@blackrodblue) July 21, 2018
Richarlison to Everton for 50 million. EPL. pic.twitter.com/QgM2bPjQgB
— Don Ahmad (@ffsAhmad) July 20, 2018
Paying £50m for Richarlison is like paying £500 for a pint 🍺
— Kop-Ice (@kopice86) July 21, 2018
Richarlison. When the selling club quotes £15m, the buying club mishears and nobody bothers to correct them.
— Darren Lewis (@MirrorDarren) July 20, 2018
Spent £50m on Gylfi Sigurdsson
Set to buy Richarlison from Watford for £50m
This must be their head of recruitment pic.twitter.com/u2kqGuEKpk
— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) July 20, 2018
Juventus must be kicking themselves for spending £100m on Ronaldo when they could have had Richarlison and Sigurdsson.
— FPL Partridge (@FPL_Partridge) July 20, 2018
Me and Richarlison have exactly the same number of Premier League goals and assists in 2018.
— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) July 20, 2018
If Watford get £50M for Richarlison then they should automatically be put in charge of Brexit negotiations.
— Karl Brooks (@KBrooks91) July 20, 2018