The best jokes as England bore again with narrow win in Lithuania

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LFF Stadium, which hosted Lithuania 0-1 England World Cup qualifier that sparked many jokes
The scene of the terribleness

On a night when the dreary weather matched the football on offer, England once again put on a drab performance for the fans as they limped to a 0-1 win at the LFF Stadium in Lithuania.

The nation’s final World Cup Qualifying Group F game was unremarkable in that it seemed like so many that had come before under the latest manager’s reign.

A Harry Kane penalty was enough to separate the two sides but there was little else to amuse.

These were the best jokes as England win by a single goal to nil in Lithuania:

Who the fuck are these guys. #LITENG pic.twitter.com/QKohEQZEQx

— knighty (@LeonKnight_) October 8, 2017

🇱🇹 😂 Lithuania manager Edgaras Jankauskas on how he plans to stop Harry Kane…

"He won't be allowed into the stadium."#LITENG pic.twitter.com/Tdo9Jv9k2V

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) October 8, 2017

Everyone except Mark Noble haha

— Siddhant Gupta (@SidThePLWatcher) October 8, 2017

England fans, be prepared, that warburtons advert could be the highlight of the next two hours #LITENG

— steve (@StevenMorriss) October 8, 2017

All the England fans covered up ready for when Harry Kane sings the national anthem.. pic.twitter.com/9C52RL5ufT

— Pretty Green (@Modmuffin) October 8, 2017

Queue for the log flume looks massive #LITENG

— Antony Curtis (@a1bionant) October 8, 2017

History made in Vilnius tonight, with England defending a small wedding reception for the first time. pic.twitter.com/Wb98KoBuN6

— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) October 8, 2017

The set for Great Lithuanian Bake Off behind the England goal there #LTUENG #gbbo #LITENG pic.twitter.com/0h6LDK5aiV

— Steven Ray (@Thesegoto11) October 8, 2017

Wilfred not sure Glen Hoddle knows anything about football. #LITENG pic.twitter.com/PwAGSCuc2L

— Jo Lewis (@jmlew15) October 8, 2017

I swear Lithuanias left-back was round fixing my boiler last week?#LITENG

— Chris Copestake (@ChrisCopestake) October 8, 2017

England fans singing "It's Just Like Watching Brazil." Very good. For those not watching let me assure you it isn't.

— Phil McNulty (@philmcnulty) October 8, 2017

All over England parents are saying to their children. "Do your homework or I'll make you watch the @England match."

— Tim Mc Garry (@Tim_Mc_Garry) October 8, 2017

England have missed a trick not giving Harry Winks the number 40 shirt. #LITENG

— Tim Aveyard (@Timavey) October 8, 2017

When's the pitch invader coming on? #liteng

— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) October 8, 2017

☔ England fans are that fed up they've decided to follow Lithuania…#LITENG pic.twitter.com/7J13tuqIML

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) October 8, 2017

Honestly, Jordan Henderson gives me hope one day to become an England International, and I'm not even English.

— Öliver. (@UtdOliver) October 8, 2017

Even Yodel has better distribution than Henderson #LITENG

— Keafan Portbury (@keaf05) October 8, 2017

Just watching the Lithuania England match and it's an absolute belter. I can't keep my eyes off the screen. This game has everything.

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 8, 2017

"Dele Alli should change his name if he wants to play for England" – my nan, 78, with her Hard Brexit football opinions.

— Jamie (@JCollettCFC) October 8, 2017

This has to be the worst England game I've seen since Thursday.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 8, 2017

If Jonjo Shelvey was playing England would be winning ten nil.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 8, 2017

I don’t get why ITV are showing repeats? This appears to be the exact same boring England performance I’ve seen loads of times before.

— Jason Bent (@Jason9Bent) October 8, 2017

The 4 stages of watching england play pic.twitter.com/G3fQr1BOIQ

— JG • BRFC (@MuIgrew) October 8, 2017

Jordan Henderson will be key for England in the World Cup. If Southgate can keep him on the bench England will have a great chance. #LITENG

— ✌️🤙 (@CySaunders24) October 8, 2017

Glenn Hoddle: "We're waiting for England to go into another gear" – We've been waiting for that to happen for the past 20 years 😂 #LITENG

— J.A.O (@JuanAnderOnly) October 8, 2017

#LITENG i've turned the brightness up to max on the tv……and it's still dull….

— Paul ludditt (@paull2265) October 8, 2017

England Football:
No attacking. No adventure. No risk. Solid defence. Proper Football.#LITENG

— Fred Boycott (@FredBoycott) October 8, 2017

The Gareth Southgate meal deal #LITENG pic.twitter.com/QOdL3B8rN2

— Dan (@_DW_27) October 8, 2017

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