England managed a 1-0 win over Switzerland in a friendly match at the King Power on Monday night in the second of two matches over the international break.
Gareth Southgate’s side managed to stop the rot after three consecutive defeats, most likely aware the national team have never lost four in a row.
The visitors dominated much of a slow first-half in Leicester but a Marcus Rashford volley, not long after half-time, was enough for England.
After a dull tie that many complained was not available on terrestrial television, these are the best of the jokes from England 1-0 Switzerland:
Exactly!! Why should us sky viewers have to suffer!!! 😂😂😂
— Adrian Lowe (@Adrianlowe73) September 11, 2018
— Thomas Jones (@tomj191) September 11, 2018
— Marc Brown (@QuestionMarc85) September 11, 2018
— Jen (@Jennifer1906) September 11, 2018
— BoyleSports (@BoyleSports) September 11, 2018
Best thing about this first half is that my glade auto spray has gone off twice. #ENGSUI
— rnbolsy (@rnbolsy) September 11, 2018
That sneaky bastard Gareth Southgate tricked us all into thinking England games were going to stop being shit
— Iain Q. Blank 🌹 (@iainqblank) September 11, 2018
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) September 11, 2018
I've seen my wardrobe move better than Dier #ENGSUI
— Ben (@bacspace88) September 11, 2018
ugh the only thing loftus-cheek has is good looks #ENGSUI
— liv👻👻 (@marcusrashfood) September 11, 2018
I’m so angry that Lichtsteiner isn’t even from Liechtenstein #ENGSUI
— Yomi (@horiyourmeeh) September 11, 2018
— Matt Barron (@VonBarronshire) September 11, 2018
— Martin Tooth (@Toothy73) September 11, 2018
— Historical Sport (@HistorySport_) September 11, 2018
— Neil Nicholson (@NeilNicholson_) September 11, 2018
— Gaz South 💔🎗🎗 (@gazsouth) September 11, 2018
I know one thing for sure…..
World Cup fever is 100% OVER #ENGSUI
— Mags (@mags171124) September 11, 2018
Being out played by a bunch of clockmakers#ENGSUI
— Shakerite (@shakerite66) September 11, 2018
Where are all the girls that were giving it the Barry big one in the boozers for the World Cup?
— Jay Bear (@JayLangg) September 11, 2018
Seen better games of 3 and in#ENGSUI
— King Kenny Stand (@KingKennyStand) September 11, 2018
Why do football managers wear suits? Its not like they had a hard day in the office is it…southgates gluging drinks straight out the bottle,no guy in a suit drinks straight out the bottle…get a fucking glass man,or a fucking tracksuit. #ENGSUI
— im here all week (@wayne_robb) September 11, 2018
— East Midland Reds © (@IlkestonRed) September 11, 2018
— Shaun (@da_judge) September 11, 2018
— Josh Ambrose (@Josh93Ambrose) September 11, 2018
#ENGSUI Even the crowd have gone silent, thankfully.
— Sparkysue (@sparkysue) September 11, 2018
We’re in serious need of a new England chant
— Lynsey Hipgrave (@lynseyhipgrave1) September 11, 2018
I am delighted Southgate is giving youth a chance. That Welbeck is an exciting young talent. Looks a bit raw though 🤔 #ENGSUI
— John Uzzell (@Uzzell01) September 11, 2018
Kane comes on and immediately claims Rashfords goal #ENGSUI
— Chris (@Chris2lfc68) September 11, 2018