Ant and Dec returned to our screens with the start of another series of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! on ITV on Sunday night and the nation watched as former footballer Dennis Wise entered the jungle.
The previously tough-tackling midfielder, who had stints at Wimbledon, Chelsea, Leicester, Millwall, Southampton and Coventry before going on to manage Millwall, Southampton, Swindon and Leeds, has turned reality TV star.
The 5 ft 11 contestant joined the others in Australia, including Jamie Vardy’s wife Rebekah, with whom he has already shared a romantic evening meal in the opening episode.
These were the best of the jokes as Dennis Wise enters the jungle for I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! 2017:
Sod Match of the Day, I'm watching Dennis Wise skydiving.
— Charlie Skillen (@charlieskillen) November 19, 2017
For current Chelsea fans. Dennis Wise played for your club before Abramovich took over.
— Peter Croden (@Peter_Croden) November 19, 2017
Alright @antanddec , I don't watch this jungle shite but how do I go about voting Dennis wise to suck off a kangaroo?
— Kris Leighton (@toontong85) November 19, 2017
— Doing the 92 (@the92dotnet) November 19, 2017
Can't they just drop Dennis Wise in the forest and then set it on fire
— Dan (@Dan_Turner_93) November 19, 2017
Jamie Vardy must be sitting at home right now plotting the murder of Dennis Wise for he is undoubtedly about to pump his wife on telly
— Josh McLennan (@joshmclennan97) November 19, 2017
Will be when Dennis Wise hammers her down Croc Creek!
— Adam Gregory (@adamjongregory) November 19, 2017
Bring Ant too
— Fracozola (@FrancisHeslop_) November 19, 2017
Rebekah Vardy looks like she'd beat Dennis wise in a 50/50
— Ryan McGeever (@RyanMcGeever) November 19, 2017
Can’t wait until Dennis Wise is added to the list of people who have knocked Amir Khan out #imaceleb
— Daniel Pidgeon (@pidg89) November 19, 2017
If Dennis Wise and Amir Khan get into a fight the outcome is pretty simple, John Terry will be in bed with both their wives. At the same time.
— Lfc Kev (@Kev1Lfc) November 19, 2017
TL happy to see Dennis Wise pic.twitter.com/UX5BsmvFLh
— Skeems (@Skeems1) November 19, 2017
Jamie Vardy is gonna be livid when dennis wise gets ten stars, smashes the food top bins and shags his missus in the phone box #ImACeleb2017
— kano (@kaneal17) November 19, 2017
To Vardy on Friday – "Dennis Wise, he's shagging your wife"
— West Ham Info (@WestHam_Info) November 19, 2017
A snake has bitten Dennis Wise. The snake died of poisoning
— Michael Martin (@tfMichael1892) November 19, 2017
A couple of potential tactical voters asked me who’s the “stop Lewis Hamilton” candidate for Sports Personality. Told them it’s Dennis Wise.
— Matt Singh (@MattSingh_) November 19, 2017
Dennis Wise looks like someone who would try and persuade you to join a pyramid scheme.
— Jamie East (@jamieeast) November 19, 2017
— Taylor Not Besty (@TaylorandBesty) November 19, 2017
Can’t wait to see Dennis Wise spark out a kangaroo
— Sam Venables (@Mr_TobyLaRone) November 19, 2017
That's 5 votes for Captain Cock eyes pic.twitter.com/mDeVjSUBKo
— GallowgateShots (@GallowgateShots) November 19, 2017