The best jokes as Dennis Wise enters I’m A Celebrity jungle

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Dennis Wise is in I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! 2017 and there were jokes as he entered the jungle
PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW: Wise (Image: YouTube/I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!)

Ant and Dec returned to our screens with the start of another series of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! on ITV on Sunday night and the nation watched as former footballer Dennis Wise entered the jungle.

The previously tough-tackling midfielder, who had stints at Wimbledon, Chelsea, Leicester, Millwall, Southampton and Coventry before going on to manage Millwall, Southampton, Swindon and Leeds, has turned reality TV star.

The 5 ft 11 contestant joined the others in Australia, including Jamie Vardy’s wife Rebekah, with whom he has already shared a romantic evening meal in the opening episode.

These were the best of the jokes as Dennis Wise enters the jungle for I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! 2017:

Sod Match of the Day, I'm watching Dennis Wise skydiving.

— Charlie Skillen (@charlieskillen) November 19, 2017

http://twitter.com/CharlieMHL/status/932358189672288256

For current Chelsea fans. Dennis Wise played for your club before Abramovich took over.

— Peter Croden (@Peter_Croden) November 19, 2017

Alright @antanddec , I don't watch this jungle shite but how do I go about voting Dennis wise to suck off a kangaroo?

— Kris Leighton (@toontong85) November 19, 2017

As Dennis Wise enters the Jungle the Geordie faithful prepare for revenge #NUFC #ImACeleb pic.twitter.com/CARiDiBLcc

— Doing the 92 (@the92dotnet) November 19, 2017

Can't they just drop Dennis Wise in the forest and then set it on fire

— Dan (@Dan_Turner_93) November 19, 2017

Jamie Vardy must be sitting at home right now plotting the murder of Dennis Wise for he is undoubtedly about to pump his wife on telly

— Josh McLennan (@joshmclennan97) November 19, 2017

http://twitter.com/theawayfans/status/932376153159098368

Will be when Dennis Wise hammers her down Croc Creek!

— Adam Gregory (@adamjongregory) November 19, 2017

Bring Ant too

— Fracozola (@FrancisHeslop_) November 19, 2017

Rebekah Vardy looks like she'd beat Dennis wise in a 50/50

— Ryan McGeever (@RyanMcGeever) November 19, 2017

Can’t wait until Dennis Wise is added to the list of people who have knocked Amir Khan out #imaceleb

— Daniel Pidgeon (@pidg89) November 19, 2017

If Dennis Wise and Amir Khan get into a fight the outcome is pretty simple, John Terry will be in bed with both their wives. At the same time.

— Lfc Kev (@Kev1Lfc) November 19, 2017

TL happy to see Dennis Wise pic.twitter.com/UX5BsmvFLh

— Skeems (@Skeems1) November 19, 2017

http://twitter.com/SamanthaQuek/status/932358036911468546

Jamie Vardy is gonna be livid when dennis wise gets ten stars, smashes the food top bins and shags his missus in the phone box #ImACeleb2017

— kano (@kaneal17) November 19, 2017

To Vardy on Friday – "Dennis Wise, he's shagging your wife"

— West Ham Info (@WestHam_Info) November 19, 2017

http://twitter.com/acampbell68/status/932372473387118592

A snake has bitten Dennis Wise. The snake died of poisoning

— Michael Martin (@tfMichael1892) November 19, 2017

A couple of potential tactical voters asked me who’s the “stop Lewis Hamilton” candidate for Sports Personality. Told them it’s Dennis Wise.

— Matt Singh (@MattSingh_) November 19, 2017

Dennis Wise looks like someone who would try and persuade you to join a pyramid scheme.

— Jamie East (@jamieeast) November 19, 2017

Dennis Wise. Never forget. #VoteDennisWise pic.twitter.com/GtaDKz3mzX

— Taylor Not Besty (@TaylorandBesty) November 19, 2017

Can’t wait to see Dennis Wise spark out a kangaroo

— Sam Venables (@Mr_TobyLaRone) November 19, 2017

That's 5 votes for Captain Cock eyes pic.twitter.com/mDeVjSUBKo

— GallowgateShots (@GallowgateShots) November 19, 2017

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