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The best jokes as Denmark exit Russia 2018 after penalties defeat to Croatia

Goalkeepers save six spot kicks between them.

By Jonny Abrams

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Danijel Subašić can relax reading the best jokes as Denmark exit Russia 2018 with a penalties defeat to Croatia
SAVES: Subašić (Image: Fanny Schertzer)

Croatia beat Denmark 3-2 on penalties following a 1-1 draw in their Round of 16 tie in Nizhny Novgorod on Sunday night, as goalkeepers starred.

Between them, Danijel Subašić and Kasper Schmeichel saved six penalties, with Croatian captain Luka Modrić missing his spot kick deep into extra time before a dramatic shoot-out.

It was 1-1 inside four minutes when Huddersfield defender Mathias Jørgensen opening the scoring for Denmark before Mario Mandžukić equalised just moments later.

But the match then dragged on towards a second penalty shoot-out of the day at Russia 2018 and here are the best of the jokes as Denmark exit the World Cup after losing to Croatia on penalties:

We derserve this, because we sat through #ESPRUS. #CRODEN

— Finja (@finja_f) July 1, 2018

At this rate, the final score will be like 60-59#CRODEN

— SB Nation (@SBNation) July 1, 2018

Not been a goal in the last 370 seconds. Bored. #croden

— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) July 1, 2018

Fiancé: Don’t you want to get back early for #CRODEN ?

Me, a stupid twat: Hahah, chill babe it’s cool if we miss the first 5 minutes.

— Marlo Guthrie (@MarloRapper) July 1, 2018

Why do players cover their mouths when discussing tactics of set pieces? Does Mandzukic think Mathias Jørgensen is going to translate from Croatian to Danish and relay that to the whole team in time to thwart their corner routine? He’s not Jason Bourne #CRODEN #WorldCup

— Joe Forrester (@forrester_joe) July 1, 2018

Domagoj Vida looks like the type of bloke to join you on a quest to fight a dragon…#CRODEN pic.twitter.com/n5bPfgGib9

— marcus watson (@marcuskwatson) July 1, 2018

https://twitter.com/Miguel_Chines_/status/1013491193957756930

Can't ITV put Gary Neville in the commentary box for the England games. They can say to Glenn Hoddle it's not personal. Just call it karma from another lifetime #CRODEN

— Michael Keating (@MikeNearLeigh) July 1, 2018

I should have slept in the 5th minute #CRODEN pic.twitter.com/9BoKis4IPI

— pandywetter (@stillkimono) July 1, 2018

Waiting for the penalty shot out #CRODEN pic.twitter.com/Zm3UgCK4xX

— Baba Tashley 🇰🇪 (@bennytothedj) July 1, 2018

#CRODEN "Hi Mum Will be at least half an hour late." pic.twitter.com/kntbnEirVh

— Tripe Marketing Board (@TripeUK) July 1, 2018

At least we'll always have those first four minutes. #CRODEN

— Futhead (@Futhead) July 1, 2018

"They are both equally strong… Or equally weak" #wc18gr #CRODEN pic.twitter.com/Msyrqdo0vb

— Platon P (@p_platon) July 1, 2018

Extra time. Like when you've just about managed to eat a friends huge rotten dry dinner and the they say, "You'll never guess what I did for desert!"#CRODEN

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) July 1, 2018

All over the world, children watching #CRODEN are begging their parents to let them go to bed.

— Tripe Marketing Board (@TripeUK) July 1, 2018

Remember when we thought this was gonna be an entertaining match? That was a good 5 minutes… #CRODEN

— Nazar Elsayed (@Skeye_Diving) July 1, 2018

The first four minutes of this match were really misleading as to how the rest of it would go. 😐 #CRODEN

— Miriam Kennedy (@Miriam_Kennedy) July 1, 2018

Can’t be very often that the sub board reads the same as the amount of time played…. #CRODEN pic.twitter.com/vA99OVdKPA

— Michael Rootes (@MichaelRootes) July 1, 2018

When your boy owes you money and you see him in the streets #CRODEN #WorldCup #DEN #CRO pic.twitter.com/eohC6FLT8O

— Coquelin (@LeCoqueliin) July 1, 2018

It was worth sitting through 2 hours of this just for that penalty moment. #CRODEN

— Stanley Chow (@stan_chow) July 1, 2018

I think I would leave my life in Kasper's hands.. #CRODEN

— Luj 🌹 (@lujainshujau) July 1, 2018

Peter Schmeichel just had a "that's my boy" moment #CRODEN

— MRS HAZARD (@Wemmy__) July 1, 2018

Possibly the greatest bring your kid to work day.#CRODEN #schmeichel #kasperschmeichel pic.twitter.com/oQOsxJN1zv

— Total Guesswork (@totalguesswork) July 1, 2018

The two goalies should just fight to determine who wins #Worldcup #CRODEN

— steve ceruti (@SJCeruti) July 1, 2018

Just wanna make my father this much proud over my acheivements…#Schmeichel#WorldCup #CRODEN pic.twitter.com/hltP9alxCP

— Star-Lord ✴ (@Hasan_khan07) July 1, 2018

Me thinking everyone is shouting about James Corden in a hashtag but spelling his name wrong #CRODEN #truestory

— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) July 1, 2018

So have Denmark scored all their penalties, or missed them all? #CRODEN #WorldCup #colourblind @colourblindorg pic.twitter.com/52y0I9BdJU

— Stewart (@StewForsyth) July 1, 2018

That was like fucking football purgatory where you’re in an endless reel of saved penalties. #CRODEN #WorldCup

— Mona Eltahawy (@monaeltahawy) July 1, 2018

Looooooooooooongest game EVER! #CRODEN #CRO

— Tihana 👩‍💻🐕🐕 (@TihanaSplit79) July 1, 2018

They should allow him to pass alone to the quarterfinals …#CRODEN #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/NrL2kL59Pw

— Bahaa (@Joudeh_96) July 1, 2018

Kasper Schmeichel found this out the hard way#CRODEN #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/5pbQwio7Fj

— Father of 2 (@Madhara_Chumet) July 1, 2018

The game is over. Well done everyone that watched all 120 minutes plus added time and the pens. You all deserve a medal or 2. #croden pic.twitter.com/mcmcHdqCTH

— Lady Laura (@LawaLaura) July 1, 2018

#CRODEN
Even England are better at taking penalties than Denmark.

— al-khalil | Debris (@K_alsarh9) July 1, 2018

#CRODEN THE GAME IS OVER pic.twitter.com/OKjvuB7fGP

— Grace🦄 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪 (@grace_is_kawaii) July 1, 2018

Why didn't they just start with the penalty shootout, save us the rest of the evening? #CRODEN #WorldCup

— SCHOLES (@iamscholes) July 1, 2018

Croatia moved to quarter final of #worldcup
Me : ⬇️⬇️#CRODEN pic.twitter.com/iqpwDmp3rB

— #NA130 #PP160 (@Waqas_amjad) July 1, 2018