The best jokes as David Moyes’s Sunderland lose 0-3 to Everton

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As David Moyes's Sunderland lost 0-3 to Everton, there were lots of jokes
LOST: Moyes (Image: Paul Townsend)

These were all the best jokes as former Everton manager David Moyes suffers defeat in his first game against his old side as Sunderland manager, with his team succumbing to a 0-3 defeat at the Stadium of Light on Monday night.

Back in the Premier League, Moyes replaced Sam Allardyce and took charge of Sunderland in the summer.

But an eleven-minute, second-half hat-trick from Romelu Lukaku saw off the challenge of the home side, who are struggling to get their season started having secured just one point from a possible twelve so far this campaign.

As former Manchester United and Everton manager David Moyes’s Sunderland lose 0-3 to Everton, here are the best of the jokes:

Rose not tonight it's Sunderland vs Everton! pic.twitter.com/MmAGdvFBiM

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) September 12, 2016

This clip is actually from David Moyes arriving late to a funeral, trying to adopt an apologetic and mournful pose. pic.twitter.com/Bfm0283wF9

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) 12 September 2016

Lukaku to get a hattrick, lineker to comment on it and someone to reply SHATTRICK tonight imo

— o s i a n (@HoIIgate) 12 September 2016

David Moyes looks like he's just arrived home to find his house on fire. pic.twitter.com/KeCLZClDo2

— Andy Ha (@_AndyHa) 12 September 2016

Romelu Lukaku's first PL goal since the death of Paul Daniels.

— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) 12 September 2016

Moyes looks like he's just found out he's the only name on the Panamanian bank account the Arteta money is in pic.twitter.com/5PZcQS9lj3

— campbell (@acampbell68) 12 September 2016

Well it's took him 15 years but Moyes has finally managed to make Everton look good

— Carl (@TheRedViper87) September 12, 2016

@SomeEvertonFan @JennaPerks OR GLASSES ?

— tommy diesel (@tommydiesel1) September 12, 2016

Moyes will be shagging that community shield tonight

— School of Science (@SOS1878) September 12, 2016

Moyes has got the face of a man who’s card’s been declined on a date.

— Stephen Howson (@MrStephenHowson) September 12, 2016

Sunderland AFC – the club that lets you down more than an alcoholic father who doesn't pay his CSA.

AIDs this.

— Roker Report (@RokerReport) 12 September 2016

Think Moyes' biggest error tonight was playing @DavidJonesSky in a midfield three pic.twitter.com/Jh6xmsiOkY

— David. (@SAFCDavid) 12 September 2016

I'm gona stay till full time.. To avoid the traffic #safc

— Dave Forster (@davey_lad) 12 September 2016

How will they know when to sack Moyes, if the Tyne-wear derby isn't there to remind them?

— Yorkshire. (@Yorkshire_Mag) 12 September 2016

FIRE UP THE PLANE BOYS!!#safc pic.twitter.com/80qOh5dUUw

— DG (@DavidJG80) 12 September 2016

David Moyes should probably just retire from football and open a cheese shop.

— H (@GoGetMyCoffee) 12 September 2016

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