The best jokes as Crystal Palace sack Alan Pardew

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SACKED: Pardew (Image: Brian Minkoff/London Pixels)

These were the best jokes after Crystal Palace sacked Alan Pardew as manager with the side lying 17th in the Premier League following a run of one win in eleven games.

Just one point outside the relegation zone, former England manager Sam Allardyce is now the hot favourite to take over at Selhurst Park.

After less than two years at the club, here are the best of the jokes as Crystal Palace sack Alan Pardew:

@GaryLineker Shat on the sack

— Isak Pettersson (@IsakIPMusic) December 22, 2016

Pardew has managed to get sacked from Palace just 5 years into his 8 year contract at Newcastle. Impressive

— Brétt Mendöza (@BrettMendoza) December 22, 2016

Alan Pardew won't struggle to get another job with his European experience 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/FvSEweDHGh

— Sports Wankers (@SportsWankers) December 22, 2016

alan pardew: they've just scored, play it cool

inner alan pardew: do a stupid dance that will haunt you for the rest of your life pic.twitter.com/6rcC41RQGC

— Glenn Kitson (@Glenn_Kitson) December 22, 2016

Back to work for Alan Pardew who will assist Santa on Christmas Eve. Santa explained, "His experience of the sack will be invaluable."

— Rob Summerfield (@RobSummerfield1) December 22, 2016

Brendan Rodgers signs Benteke – Sacked ❌

Alan Pardew signs Benteke – Sacked ❌

Benteke mmmm yeahyyy pic.twitter.com/yFNsrQQGOw

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) December 22, 2016

Alan Pardew's sacking means he isn't working Boxing Day or New Year and he's now got an extra £5 million to spend.

Wonder what he'll do… pic.twitter.com/8uZXMIsTOo

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) December 22, 2016

Alan Pardew, you're fired! pic.twitter.com/qMwHMd19ip

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) December 22, 2016

So I bumped into Alan Pardew at London Victoria this morning.. turns out he was on his way to be sacked. His last picture as #CPFC manager 😂 pic.twitter.com/VeBvxXMGlO

— Ben Nagle (@bennagle17) December 22, 2016

@bennagle17 pic.twitter.com/Ll7Q3R4Ssu

— Amitai Winehouse (@awinehouse1) December 22, 2016

Why always me.. #Pards #cpfc pic.twitter.com/dMA5HLn6De

— Carl Mortimer (@CarlMSX) December 22, 2016

So guys, who do you think is going to be Crystal Palace interim manager??#CPFC #Poll #TwitterPoll #CrystalPalace #Pards

— Alex Rosling (@alexrosling1999) December 22, 2016

Alan Pardew has got to be right up there with Father Christmas as the man with the most sacks in the world.

— AnfieldUrchin (@AnfieldUrchin) December 22, 2016

A Spanish man has won £1.3Million after placing £100 on Pardew to be sacked by Crystal Palace, before he was even appointed. pic.twitter.com/Khqly5kVIv

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) December 22, 2016

Dance away the heartache, dance away the tears #pards pic.twitter.com/0YRUfpRAEg

— Gareth Stringer (@Gareth_Stringer) December 22, 2016

Quite the statement from #Pardew pic.twitter.com/HY5cU4aNtn

— Randall Bell (@randallbell) December 22, 2016

Greedy Alan Pardew, wanted so many presents Santa Claus decided to save time by giving him the sack. #pardew #cpfc

— Owen Bridges (@vipbridges) December 22, 2016

#Pards now available to perform his ' moves' at Christmas parties! 😂😂

— kltfc media (@kltfcmedia) December 22, 2016

#cpfc sack #pardew just before Xmas! He now has a big decision to make this December… where to do his Christmas shopping! @thesackrace pic.twitter.com/PdrZ2Eeqjm

— United London FC (@UnitedLondonFC) December 22, 2016

As far as iconic football images go, it's right up there… #Pardew pic.twitter.com/efxCXKtBxz

— Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5) December 22, 2016

Blimey, they replaced Pardew quickly https://t.co/J32KhtMN4A

— sam (@_SamAlex) December 22, 2016

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