The best jokes as Crystal Palace lose 4-0 at Man Utd and go seven games without a goal

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There were lots of tweets and jokes as Roy Hodgson's Crystal Palace lost 4-0 at Man Utd and went seven games without a goal
LOST AGAIN: Hodgson (Image: Clément Bucco-Lechat)

A 4-0 defeat to Manchester United at Old Trafford on Saturday meant Crystal Palace have now lost all seven of their Premier League games so far this season and are yet to score a single goal.

Replacing the dismissed Frank de Boer with former England manager Roy Hodgson appears to have had little effect on the team’s fortunes as they slumped to a third successive loss since his arrival.

Crystal Palace are the first team ever in the history of the Football League to lose their opening seven games without scoring.

These were the best of the tweets and jokes after Crystal Palace lost 4-0 at Manchester United:

Roy Hodgson: "Right lads, keep it tight, frustrate them for as long as we can"

3mins – Juan Mata GOAL

Hodgson looking on from the dugout…. pic.twitter.com/V6twj1UGFt

— Matt Holt Tips (@MattHoltTips) September 30, 2017

Within Mata of minute

— PTK (@P6R9M31) September 30, 2017

Crystal Palace's season in three tweets: pic.twitter.com/tY6c0iydbt

— ReviewFootball (@ReviewFootball) September 30, 2017

>Crystal Palace didn't need Roy Hodgson they needed Red Adair…….

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) September 30, 2017

If you ever doubt yourself or your value, please just remember that Crystal Palace's squad is the 20th most expensive in the world.

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOE_UK) September 30, 2017

Hodgson delivering on his promise that things would get worse before they get better

— James Pearce (@JamesPearceEcho) September 30, 2017

Who Crystal Palace gonna give "Goal of The Month" award if they fail to score against Manchester United today 🤔 https://t.co/a0WEPbvB1e

— Mr. Perkins♊ (@suxxyman) September 30, 2017

"what did I get myself into…" -Roy Hodgson, probably pic.twitter.com/jMddUaXW3f

— NBC Sports Soccer (@NBCSportsSoccer) September 30, 2017

Roy Hodgson after Juan Mata scored in 3 minutes pic.twitter.com/s8EkoJ5rIo

— José (@MourinhoMindset) September 30, 2017

2355 – The year is 2355, the world has been destroyed by nuclear war and global warming and Crystal Palace still haven't scored. Drought.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) September 30, 2017

Fun fact: #ManCry is not only a handy hashtag for Man Utd v Crystal Palace, but it's also the last text update for Roy Hodgson.

— The Front 3 (@TheFront3) September 30, 2017

How is roy hodgson an improvement mans nearly 90 probably can't read the team sheet properly

— Dexter (@PaccTalk93) September 30, 2017

Since Crystal Palace last scored a goal, Apple have released 2 iPhones

— FPLPriceChanges+ (@FPLPriceChanges) September 30, 2017

Moussa Sissoko has more goals than Crystal Palace this season

— Matthew (@MatthewWheat_) September 30, 2017

So savage how all these PL clubs are passing Palace around like
"We're not gonna be the first team to let Crystal Palace score"

— José (@MourinhoMindset) September 30, 2017

Ultra HD is not kind to Roy Hodgson. pic.twitter.com/vcpSJ6he6C

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOE_UK) September 30, 2017

That’s now seven league games without a goal for Crystal Palace… pic.twitter.com/o7VZCaSZir

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) September 30, 2017

This is all I've got to say. pic.twitter.com/HyZHCrRXny

— Roy Hodgson (@CPFCHodgson) September 23, 2017

Cheer up, Roy Hodgson. pic.twitter.com/kuE4p8WePq

— ant (@FattusAntus) September 30, 2017

Even Roy Hodgson can't wait for a martial masterclass rubbing his hands in anticipation pic.twitter.com/L6ecLxLfVD

— CHAMPIONS🏆 (@HaIaRonaldo) September 30, 2017

Crystal Palace this season:

📅 Games: 7
✅ Wins: 0
❌ Defeats: 7
⚽️ Scored: 0
✋ Conceded: 17

Next Fixture:

😳 Chelsea: Home pic.twitter.com/hW9FZLJGd4

— SPORF (@Sporf) September 30, 2017

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