The best jokes as Cristiano Ronaldo wins fourth Ballon d’Or

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There were jokes as Cristiano Ronaldo wins a fourth Ballon d'Or at the 2016 ceremony
WINNER: Ronaldo (Image: DSanchez17)

These were the best jokes as the 2016 Ballon d’Or ceremony saw Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo win the award for a fourth time.

Despite France Football taking complete control of the presentation after their collaboration with FIFA came to an end, the event was managed in the same tedious style with results released slowly throughout Monday evening.

The usual suspects took first and second place, with Ronaldo beating Lionel Messi to the crown after winning Euro 2016 with Portugal as well as the Champions League with his club.

Stars of Leicester City’s title-winning campaign Riyad Mahrez and Jamie Vardy also featured in the top ten.

Relive the countdown once again with this selection of the best 2016 Ballon d’Or jokes:

Excited to see Cristiano Ronaldo win the Ballon d'Or for standing on the touchline and shouting 'VAMOS' in the Euro 2016 final. 👏🏼👏🏼

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) December 12, 2016

Messi is the greatest of all time.

Cristiano isn't even the greatest Ronaldo of all time.

— West Ham Central (@WestHam_Central) December 10, 2016

Leicester fans saying Vardy should be up for the Ballon d'Or? Funny that cos at the Stadium of Light he couldn't hit a Baan d'Or.

— Connor (@ConnorSAFC1994) December 12, 2016

Ronaldo: "Who's the best in the world?"
Her: "Messi 😊"

2 seconds later.. pic.twitter.com/iuZ1PzoV7F

— LM10 (@Lllllmmm10) December 10, 2016

#ballondor organisers: 'Announce the winner quickly. People have lives'

Inner organisers: 'F*ck it, take all night' pic.twitter.com/nN4m2qSonc

— Freebets.co.uk (@freebetscouk) December 12, 2016

Do not be surprised if Ramos won the ballondor 2106 in the last moments

😂😂😂he will do it
#ballondor2016

— Salih Mohamed (@salihmohamed_96) December 12, 2016

Wow! Lionel Messi has turned up to #ballondor2016 in another crazy suit. Bit much IMO. pic.twitter.com/MFpGKDKbdi

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 12, 2016

Jamie Vardy finished 8th in #ballondor2016 ! Mahrez 7th, Bale 6th.
Not sure who got 5th but Arsenal got 4th again.

— Blog of the Net (@BlogOfTheNet) December 12, 2016

Ballon d'or France Football 2016 winner : SIMONE ZAZA#ballondor pic.twitter.com/JsPd6dUvMT

— West Ham Central (@WestHam_Central) December 12, 2016

Don't let Ronaldo winning the ballon d'or today distract you from the fact that Lionel Messi blew a 3-1 ballon d'or lead

— Aaron Rodgers 🐐 (@notRonaIdo) December 12, 2016

Scenes at Barcelona, when Ronaldo won the Ballon d'Orpic.twitter.com/ooqEYhFYsy

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) December 12, 2016

Messi fanboys on Twitter right now pic.twitter.com/exeRxMmIwJ

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) December 12, 2016

Now we know why – LORD #BallonDor #ballondor2016 pic.twitter.com/BQ9tbc8kM3

— Lord Bendtner (@Iordbendtner) December 12, 2016

Absolute robbery, everyone knows @VictorMoses should have won Ballon D'Or. Ronaldo and Messi lucky they have mates at FIFA.

Chelsea HQ (@Chelsea_HQ) December 12, 2016

The reaction to Cristiano Ronaldo's Ballon d'Or win has been nothing short of sensational among ESPN readers pic.twitter.com/zAinY3eiJt

— James Tyler (@JamesTylerESPN) December 12, 2016

While Messi was getting sleeve tattoo, Shoreditch hairstyle and beard, Ronaldo was out here making moves.

— Skipper (@talkmarcus) December 12, 2016

Moment Alexis ended Messi's hopes of winning the Ballon d'Or pic.twitter.com/jln5bniUXk

— Osman (@OsmanZtheGooner) December 12, 2016

Wanted to make this my profile pic but Messi has won so many Ballon d’Ors that all 5 don't even fit in 😊 pic.twitter.com/h9GPJMG4Er

— Leo Messi (@messi10stats) December 12, 2016

Jamie Vardy voted 8th in the Ballon d'Or 2016 rankings… pic.twitter.com/KXnPX7ad5x

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) December 12, 2016

Goals in the SPL 2016/2017

Scott Sinclair = 10

Cristiano Ronaldo = 0

It's clear the Balon d'Or is a massive fix!

— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) December 12, 2016

In my ideal world Messi & Ronaldo send eachother nice texts when they win awards & laugh at how angry people get arguing over who's better.

— Zwë🍟 (@ZwebackHD) December 12, 2016

When your father has just won the Ballon D'or but dab is life pic.twitter.com/6ZpALylKnZ

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) December 12, 2016

Goodnight xx pic.twitter.com/og6wMoJSKE

— ADIŁ (@Barzaboy) December 12, 2016

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