The best jokes as Chelsea rumoured to be targeting Peter Crouch

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Chelsea are rumoured to be targeting Peter Crouch and we collected the best jokes
TARGETED: Crouch (Image: @cfcunofficial/Chelsea Debs)

Chelsea are said to be interested in bringing Peter Crouch to the club after a reported move for Andy Carroll fell though when the West Ham player was ruled out for a month with an ankle injury.

Antonio Conte’s increasingly desperate search for a targetman has apparently led him to Stoke City, although the club appear reluctant to let the 36-year-old leave so soon after the arrival of new manager Paul Lambert.

The news has sent the world of football into a tizzy with a mixture of excitement and surprise expressed by rival fans.

These were the best of the jokes and tweets as Chelsea are rumoured to be targeting Peter Crouch in the January transfer window:

Peter Crouch in 2018?
Chelsea are taking Breixt way too seriously.

— Oluwacloutinho (@Nigerianscamsss) January 18, 2018

It's the 87th minute in Camp Nou as Peter Crouch heads Ross Barkley's cross into the back of the net.
Chelsea 1-5 Barcelona.

— ᴱᴰᴱᴺ (@DareToEden) January 18, 2018

hurry up and ban us so we don’t have to sign Peter Crouch

— Gee Dollar Sign (@gle1979) January 18, 2018

Peter Crouch is 36 ffs, he’ll be working in Waitrose in two years helping old ladies get the washing up liquid from the top shelf

— SG (@KingOfKorriban) January 18, 2018

Revealed: Antonio Conte's shortlist if he can't get Peter Crouch pic.twitter.com/yuBB1dAH1I

— James Benge (@jamesbenge) January 18, 2018

If Peter Crouch comes to Chelsea I will stand outside Stamford bridge in a full Chelsea kit for an hour and do the robot.

— Gregg Wilson (@Glendoingitagen) January 18, 2018

Peter Crouch has already arrived at Chelsea HQ pic.twitter.com/rqfRQoYH4c

— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) January 18, 2018

You: inquires about Peter Crouch in search of a big striker
Me, an intellectual: signs Steven Caulker and plays him up front

— James (@arghappy) January 18, 2018

If Peter Crouch knocks back Chelsea they could make a move for Carlton Cole.

— david hales (@westhamster2) January 18, 2018

SPOTTED: Peter Crouch on way to Chelsea for medical pic.twitter.com/2LMF5lw6Mc

— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) January 18, 2018

I’d love it if Chelsea signed Peter Crouch. Love it. pic.twitter.com/f8X69Z5PJe

— ⚽️442oons⚽️ (@442oons) January 18, 2018

Peter Crouch practicing his diving so he'll fit in at Chelsea pic.twitter.com/1kcv1pUEnK

— Jared Gatzemeyer (@jaredgatzemeyer) January 18, 2018

Picture the scene. Peter Crouch joins Chelsea. He bangs fifteen goals in between now and May. Off he goes to the World Cup. Scores the winner against Germany in the final. Retires. His work is complete.

Finally Peter Crouch can return to his home planet and rest.

— Rob Hill (@robvanriot) January 18, 2018

Scenes if Peter Crouch scores the winner to knock Barcelona out the Champions League and does the robot in front of Messi's face. pic.twitter.com/uB42QfnpuP

— Premier League Panel (@PremLeaguePanel) January 18, 2018

Realistically what can Stoke demand for Peter Crouch like? Twenty quid and a ladder so they can replace his ability to get the biscuit tin down from the top shelf?

— Don Kopleone (@donkopleone) January 18, 2018

I was alive when Chelsea Football Club wanted to sign Peter Crouch.

— Ryan. 🔴 (@Vintage_Utd) January 18, 2018

https://twitter.com/_Peteeee/status/954088339577167872

BREAKING: @StokeCity striker Peter Crouch has declined Chelsea’s advances saying he is ‘happy’ at Stoke. Antonio Conte will now turn to Victor Anichebe and Grant Holt. #CFC

— Ahmed Khan (@MrAhmedKhan_) January 18, 2018

Eden Hazard running down the line to chip in balls to Peter Crouch, Conte will be in the Hague before 2019

— Decky (@mchdecky) January 18, 2018

I’d pay someone to write an essay on the legacy left by Peter Crouch

— charlotte (@SkiIlFirmino) January 18, 2018

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