The best jokes as Aston Villa lose 2-1 at Reading, continuing poor start to Championship season

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John Terry, whose Aston Villa side is yet to win this Championship season after three games
VILLAIN: Terry (Image: Vimeo/FootballCoin)

These were the best jokes after Aston Villa slumped to a 2-1 defeat at Reading on Tuesday night, leaving the Steve Bruce’s side with just one point from their opening three games of the Championship season.

Marquee signing John Terry was the subject of much discussion, as well as the manager, who told the press:

We’ve had an awful start, that’s all it is. I’m not going to beat myself up about it because there’s still a long, long way to go.

… adding:

I understand the booing

Here are the best jokes from Reading 2-1 Aston Villa:

A bunch of decent players with no tactical plan

— The Holte (@TheHolteTweets) August 15, 2017

I see John Terry is up to his old tricks..#REAAVL #readingfc #AVFC pic.twitter.com/3wI3tfxNtn

— Captain Clint (@biggie1980) August 15, 2017

Reading 2 Villa 0
John Terry not been in this much trouble since he was caught with his dick out at Wayne Bridge's house.

— Shite Sports News (@ShiteSportsNews) August 15, 2017

Guys. I found something ever funnier than John Terry looking sad in a Chelsea shirt. It’s John Terry looking sad in an Aston Villa shirt. pic.twitter.com/w1ZTByshEc

— gunnerblog (@gunnerblog) August 15, 2017

So his maths are as bad as his tactics, he joined 12th October it's now 12th August… I make that 10 months not 6 Mr Steve Bruce #avfc

— Adam Cox (@abc123cox82) August 12, 2017

One thing Steve Bruce needs to address is the envelope with his resignation letter inside #avfc

— Questions Craig (@QuestionsCraig) August 12, 2017

Would rather watch my missus suck my dad off than this shit. Villa are so fucking boring

— Sean Stevenson (@AVFCSS) August 15, 2017

Why do Villa have to decide to be at their worst in their 150 year history whilst Im alive smh

— Daniel Raza (@dhraza) August 15, 2017

Playing for Villa is John Terry's karma. #avfc #REAAVL

— James Donaghy (@thecoldgun) August 15, 2017

Steve Bruce doesn't understand what late means. #readingfc #avfc pic.twitter.com/8NSTuzsX4N

— Chris Beale (@bealec1988) August 14, 2017

Steve Bruce is falling apart…. #Avfc #utv pic.twitter.com/il6NmFQVh5

— Beard Of The Match (@BeardOfTheMatch) August 15, 2017

Do you hate being the best player at your club?
Are you tired winning football matches?
A move to Aston Villa is ideal for you! #AVFC

— James (@Shead1874) August 15, 2017

Have to admire how everyone comes together to hate Aston Villa.

— LW. (@___LWilliams) August 15, 2017

I don't think I'll ever forget the night I saw John Terry given the run around by Adrian Popa, Pelle Clement and Modou Barrow #readingfc

— chaz (@dingcharlie_) August 15, 2017

John Terry could well be regretting his summer move right about now.
As the old football saying goes:

'Don't sign for Aston Villa.'

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 16, 2017

@unibet have played a blinder with that free bet every time Villa win #avfc

— GTHEB (@BruceRioch4) August 15, 2017

New stat: Aston Villa have never won a competitive game when John Terry has played for them. #AVFC

— MY OLD MAN SAID (@oldmansaid) August 15, 2017

Roses are red, Bruce is a wanker, I love Aston Villa, Let's get Karanka

— JN (@ffsBjarnason) August 15, 2017

I can only apologise to everyone.In retrospect brining John Terry was a mistake.In his defence, the bride was a little tipsy. pic.twitter.com/XM5lgZoBk5

— SteveBruceatWeddings (@bruceatwedding) August 16, 2017

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