The best jokes and tweets from England 5-0 San Marino

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The jokes and tweets from England 5-0 San Marino were inspired by the Euro 2016 qualification clash at Wembley
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If the action in last night’s uneven Euro 2016 qualification contest failed to inspire you, perhaps these jokes and tweets from England 5-0 San Marino will.

PLUS! THERE’S MORE:

Many were left unimpressed with what they saw from both teams in the Group E clash, but Twitter helped to ease the pain a little.

Take a look at the best jokes and tweets from England 5-0 San Marino:

Wembley for England v San Marino. A match of such significance that the half and half scarf is a must have keepsake pic.twitter.com/lfc0fg1y5P

— Ben Smith (@BenSmithBBC) October 9, 2014

Isolated booing of San Marino players' names as they're read out by the stadium announcer – football equivalent of kicking a puppy.

— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) October 9, 2014

Only one San Marino player works in football — as a youth coach. pic.twitter.com/8gCGg9YRXg

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) October 9, 2014

England 1-0 San Marino That was the 172nd goal San Marino's keeper has conceded in 40 games To be fair, he was unsighted on a couple

— Francis Keogh (@HonestFrank) October 9, 2014

San Marino gk Simoncini is an accountant. You're not going to balance the books with moves like that. Easy header for Jagielka.

— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) October 9, 2014

BREAKING: San Marino take a shot on goal. #HodgsonOut

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) October 9, 2014

Goal ruled out incorrectly, if San Marino go on to win this game now…

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 9, 2014

@MatthewStanger he couldn’t ledger-slate for that

— Oliver Butler (@obutler) October 9, 2014

San Marino sub: The bloke coming off is on the early shift tomorrow morning.

— Coral (@Coral) October 9, 2014

5-0. Or as San Marino call it "A Moral Victory".

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) October 9, 2014

The discount Ronaldo comes on for San Marino – RonAldi.

— Boylesports (@Boylesports) October 9, 2014

San Marino played a solicitor yet they had no defence #ENGvsSAN

— Neil Fearn (@producerfearny) October 9, 2014

San Marino coach says he's taking the positives. Main one seems to be "it has often been worse"

— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) October 9, 2014

@VauxhallEngland: Joe Hart is YOUR #England Man of the Match 63% of vote – http://t.co/lvHOsEGhro pic.twitter.com/NHj3DW0u1z” < Brilliant!

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 9, 2014

San Marino goalie tonight!! http://t.co/8AAlFVbsYp

— Stuart Potts (@bigpoppapotts79) October 9, 2014

Ace Ventura has blamed San Marino's defeat on their "laces out" approach.

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) October 9, 2014

@faisalislam I think San Marino could beat the LibDems

— Stephen Connelly (@SJC_56) October 9, 2014

San Marino: Population 31,448. Wembley: Empty seats 34,010. #ENG #EngvSM pic.twitter.com/xhioEIjOfV

— Mirror Row Zed (@MirrorRowZed) October 9, 2014

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