The best jokes after Barcelona 4-0 Man City

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There were lots of jokes after Barcelona 4-0 Man City Champions League group stage match
HELPLESS: Guardiola (Image: Thomas Rodenbücher)

These were the best jokes after Barcelona 4-0 Man City as Pep Guardiola’s side suffer a big defeat on his return to his former club.

A hat-trick from the new Manchester City manager’s former star man Lionel Messi, capitalising on mistakes made by the English team’s defence, helped see off their challenge in the Champions League group stage tie.

Here are the best of the jokes after Barcelona 4-0 Man City, Pep’s disappointing return to Camp Nou:

Not sure I’m up for living in a world where Guardiola thinks he’ll beat Barca without Aguero #FCBCity

— Max Pollard (@MaxPollard92) October 19, 2016

Great angle of the Man City defending for that Barcelona goal: pic.twitter.com/0xnI4xj1m8

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 19, 2016

"You should've parked the bus" – Mourinho#BARMCI pic.twitter.com/Vo6KRhfsOD

— Miguel Chines (@MiguelChines) October 19, 2016

John Stones has quite rightly been called the new Ferdinand.

Unfortunately it's Anton, not Rio.#FCBCity

— rouge diablo (@PelpRojo) October 19, 2016

Joe Hart would've bicycle kicked that in the top bins. Amateurish from Bravo. Meanwhile Joe is in a Torino jazz bar, getting the shots in.

— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) October 19, 2016

2-0 and so the Railway Children wave goodbye to Man City's challenge tonight. pic.twitter.com/PSGiyw5oI3

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) October 19, 2016

Just try to remember the good times, Pep. 🔪💔 pic.twitter.com/NHp9ynyrlF

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) October 19, 2016

Man City fans to Joe Hart… https://t.co/VPT5jTAtj9

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) October 19, 2016

Obviously Messi would boss Pep's team, the creator can always dismantle his creation

— _ (@SemperIiber) October 19, 2016

Dear Pep, this is how 'terrible' we feel when you used to dismantle all teams with MESSI.. Enjoy it Sir!

— funsö BENSON (@dafunzee) October 19, 2016

Messi is a tax fraud I will not celebrate his criminal goals, he only belongs behind bars

— Moe. (@NoLaughingMata) October 19, 2016

Messi couldn't get a game for Scotland though, can't defend corners #UnluckyPal

— Dean Brett (@DeanBrett62) October 19, 2016

John Stones £50m.. never forget https://t.co/V8Z2tCclMe

— 90thMin ⚽️ (@90thMin) October 19, 2016

What's Pep been Googling? 👀 pic.twitter.com/NuvHErKBt7

— Soccer AM (@SoccerAM) October 19, 2016

Man City in their last three games…..#BarcaVsManCity pic.twitter.com/3iMHBWhibu

— Steve Heffernan (@SteveHef) October 19, 2016

Imagine being a defender and seeing Messi race towards you. pic.twitter.com/oR1VojbIqR

— Funny Barry Roux (@Barry_Roux) October 19, 2016

Zlatan is laughing at Man City. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) October 19, 2016

Messi, Neymar & Suarez celebrate Man City thrashing with a dance Beyonce would be proud of 😂 pic.twitter.com/MqGieF8s86

— Freebets.co.uk (@freebetscouk) October 19, 2016

16 goals in 15 games for Messi against English teams. You know, I reckon he might just about be able to do it in Stoke.

— Sid Lowe (@sidlowe) October 19, 2016

Twice Pep has faced Messi at Camp Nou.. This is the result.. pic.twitter.com/9z1pdQ2PRE

— Leo Messi (@messi10stats) October 19, 2016

The man that showed everyone how to beat Man City & Pep pic.twitter.com/EwxDEWRYdL

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) October 19, 2016

Before the game
Stones: Messi doesn't scare me

After the game
Stones: pic.twitter.com/o00ZGbMSbl

— Masha Allah brother (@__Ibraahim) October 19, 2016

Love Pep but this is too funny 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/DE10vab2ZG

— Leo Messi (@messi10stats) October 19, 2016

Don't Look Back In Anger, Pep… pic.twitter.com/X98ZzqAsMJ

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) October 19, 2016

Pep Guardiola is Hart broken,….. Ooops, I meant disssapointed.

— Moses Nku (@Moses_Nku) October 19, 2016

Got to feel sorry for John Stones, maybe he needs a move so he can play with a better defence and further his career?

— NSNO Everton website (@nsno) October 19, 2016

I really believe that if you don't think Messi is the greatest ever you have some sort of mental illness, I just don't have the expertise

— Kevin (@KCeltics830) October 19, 2016

So… you telling me Claudio Bravo is really good with his feet? pic.twitter.com/m8kv0n2I2f

— 8 Fact Football (@8FactFootbalI) October 19, 2016

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