The best jokes about the pitch invader at England vs Slovenia

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The pitch invader at England vs Slovenia would probably like to hear the jokes about his time at Wembley during the World Cup qualifier
A good pitch invader always remembers to ties their laces first

In the absence of any entertainment from the players inside Wembley Stadium, fans had to rely on the pitch invader at England vs Slovenia for their amusement on Thursday evening.

Another expectantly dull encounter with the national team was briefly paused for a little merriment as the man was chased around the field of play.

These were the best tweets and jokes about the pitch invader at England vs Slovenia:

The pitch invader has covered more yards than any England player tonight. #ENGSVN

— Kris Voakes (@krisvoakes) October 5, 2017

Give the pitch invader man of the match #ENGSLO

— Andy Dawson (@A_Dawsonn) October 5, 2017

Why can't we watch the best part of the night. #pitchinvader

— Matthew bulman (@bulldogg00) October 5, 2017

Is the pitch invader carrying 11 P45's? 🤔 #satire #England #ENGSLO

— GazBod (@gazbod) October 5, 2017

Pitch invader with the best run we’ve seen all night @ Wembley #ENGSLO

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) October 5, 2017

Apparently, a pitch invader will "reflect badly on the FA". Unlike this turgid display, which will be celebrated #ENGSVN

— (((Gav Squires))) (@GavSquires) October 5, 2017

Pitch invader had more impact than Oxlade Chamberlain

— . (@HakunahMorata) October 5, 2017

The pitch invader is going to get a lifetime ban the lucky bastard #ENGSLO

— Craig (@SilverSmoggy) October 5, 2017

That bloke that ran across the pitch showed more energy and passion than all the England players put together

— Kildare Gunner (@KildareGunner) October 5, 2017

Stones and Cahill just tried to play the pitch invader offside.

— John Ludden (@Johnludds) October 5, 2017

That pitch invader now another person who has more England caps than Mark Noble

— Billie (@Billie_T) October 5, 2017

That pitch invader has made the most attacking run of the game.

— Graemefowler (@GFoxyFowler) October 5, 2017

That pitch invader has covered more ground than Jordan Henderson tonight #ENGSLO

— Chris(topher) (@ProudieYT) October 5, 2017

Leave the pitch invader on and take Henderson off.

— Tone (@prodrivetony) October 5, 2017

Man of the match should go to the pitch invader. Showing great pace and movement throughout. #ENGSLO

— Callum Horne (@callum_horne11) October 5, 2017

This pitch invader at Wembley tonight took on more men in 30 seconds than the entire England team did in 90+ minutes. #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/hPmUKGgfvQ

— Away Days Videos (@AwayDaysVideos) October 5, 2017

Awful to see a pitch invader managed to get past security. He had no business being on the pitch. But enough about Jordan Henderson!

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) October 5, 2017

Kane denies the pitch invader MOTM

— losriley (@losriley) October 5, 2017

That pitch invader won the game for England. Thanks for the stoppage time, son. 👏🏻

— Josh 👌🏻⚒ (@JMAS90_) October 5, 2017

That pitch invader being told he is banned from all future games #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/H0oSwFFvAs

— Squeak Cornwall… (@Squeak1878) October 5, 2017

In 2 of England’s last 3 games, a pitch invader has been the highlight…

— Sam Strandt (@Sam_Strandt) October 5, 2017

The pitch invader got more cheers than Chamberlain has this season

— Calum (@CalArsenal) October 5, 2017

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