The best jokes about Glenn Hoddle’s life after France vs Iceland commentary

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There were lots of jokes about Glenn Hoddle's life after his commentary on France vs Iceland
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Don’t miss this selection of the best jokes about Glenn Hoddle’s life after his commentary on France 5-2 Iceland, as ITV viewers poked fun at his vocabulary use.

Soon trending on Twitter, the former England manager was accused of being a simple man with modest lifestyle choices.

Following his Euro 2016 commentary on the France vs Iceland quarter-final, these were the best jokes about Glenn Hoddle’s life:

Glenn Hoddle lives in a Big Yellow Storage locker #FRAISL

— Mundial Magazine (@MundialMag) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle rings Clubcall & Teamtalk for all the latest transfer gossip.

— mmmns (@Danny_McMoomins) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle uses scissors to cut his steak.

— Tim Stillman (@Stillberto) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle takes part in medieval battle reenactments.

— ant. (@FattusAntus) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle will ONLY buy books that are now films if they have the film's poster as the cover.

— Ken Shabby (@MrKenShabby) July 3, 2016

If ur moving house and ur not sure what size of boxes ul need then contact Glenn Hoddle

— Si Ferry (@siferry8) July 3, 2016

I bet Glenn Hoddle uses the phrase "Of course, you can't say stuff like that any more" about 12 times a day. #FRAISL

— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle claps when the plane lands

— M4-T (@MatofKilburnia) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle says "So much for global warming!" every time it rains between April and August.

— Oh, Bollocks (@impotentfury) July 3, 2016

Glen Hoddle scotch guards his suede shoes

— ohchrisburton (@ohchrisburton) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle arranges his M&Ms in alphabetical order

— James (@matkinsj) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle wants to split the bill based on what you ordered as he didn't have a starter

— Johnny (@JohnnyMilburn) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle still thinks Bamboozle on Teletext was the greatest quiz of all time.

— Captain Kidd (@kidd_kong78) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle thinks the https://t.co/9XWZt3jZOK ads are the funniest thing on television these days

— No Discothèque (@NiamhMcCarrick) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle licks his fingers to turn a page on an eReader.

— Jay Tuvz (@JayTuvz) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle brings his own teabags with him on foreign holidays

— No Discothèque (@NiamhMcCarrick) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle took out PPI just to be on the safe side.

— 48% Tits (@Scientits) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle writes DO NOT RECORD OVER on his VHS tapes

— Baldy (@baldy984) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle keeps a £5 note in his left shoe, for emergencies.

— mr frosty (@mrfrostyuk) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle still chuckles when he thinks about Del Boy falling through the bar

— Chris (@Flatus74) July 3, 2016

When someone asks Glenn Hoddle if he takes sugar in his brew he says "No thanks, I'm sweet enough!

— Baldy (@baldy984) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle has the power to make Arsene Wenger's arms disappear pic.twitter.com/GbER5eQkMa

— Trude Trudesson (@Trudski2012) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle can't wait to see what becomes of the Gold Blend couple.

— mmmns (@Danny_McMoomins) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle irons his underwear.

— Oonagh (@Okeating) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle collects half/half friendship scarves.

— Peetee (@PeeTeePeeTee) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle's nickname at school was Glenn Hoddle.

— Bigglesdóttir (@SenoraBiggles) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle puts his shoes on before his socks

— RIZ /// #offline (@rizalxv) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle still uses Hi-karate and old spice

— Rob Padley (@padleyr80) July 3, 2016

Glenn Hoddle takes a photo of Glenn Hoddle to the hairdresser's.

— DN (@ghotighongers) July 3, 2016

I've googled Glenn Hoddle but I still don't understand all the jokes :-(

— Ben Cameron (@ben_cameron) July 3, 2016

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