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The best ‘John Terry full kit’ jokes as Chelsea win Europa League

John Terry full kit lifting the Europa League trophy as Chelsea beat Benfica in 2013
John Terry full kit insert-insult-or-term-of-endearment-here (Image: Twitter/@scouserlaura)

Chelsea stalwart John Terry has once again lifted a major European trophy (this time the Europa League) in his match day strip after missing the final game – so, understandably, you want more John Terry full kit jokes.

Missing the final does not stop a man like Terry celebrating a major continental cup win in style with the rest of the Chelsea gang.

And following his team’s Europa League win on Wednesday night against Benfica thanks to a late Ivanović winner, Terry was there again – in his full Chelsea FC kit, complete with boots labelled “Amsterdam” and shin pads.

Some say it’s the rules, some say he is a full kit cock, but others can enjoy it for what it is – slightly funny.

See the best John Terry full kit jokes below:

So Chelsea have given John Terry the night off in Amsterdam. Good plan that…

— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) May 15, 2013

EXCLUSIVE: John Terry delighted after just arriving in Amsterdam for the Europa League final! twitter.com/paddypower/sta…

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 14, 2013

John Terry is not fit for tonight’s final. He picked up a groin injury whilst visiting the Red Light District in Amsterdam last night.

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) May 15, 2013

If you missed the news, John Terry doesn’t start tonight. This, of course, has made no difference whatsoever to his kit preparation.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

“Terry ruled out of final with ankle injury”Thank god it wasn’t his wrist otherwise he would struggle to lift the trophy after the match.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 15, 2013

We go 1/3 that John Terry will pick up the Europa League trophy in full Chelsea Kit tonight! pdy.pr/82RDwB twitter.com/paddypower/sta…

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

Apparently, John Terry spent £45 on a replica Benfica shirt just in case they won.

— Now Football (@Now__Football) May 15, 2013

BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing into his full Chelsea kit.

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 15, 2013

*Que the John Terry full kit celebration* twitter.com/rioferby5/stat…

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferby5) May 15, 2013

John terry ready to lift the trophy lol twitter.com/Richard20logan…

— Richard Logan (@Richard20logan) May 15, 2013

well done John Terry. Who has replaced Mark Lawrenson as the most ridiculous shirt wearer in football

— Richard cracknell (@crackersTHFC) May 15, 2013

The last time John Terry got changed that quickly was when he heard Wayne Bridge’s car pull into the driveway.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

John Terry changes into his kit quicker than Clark Kent.

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) May 15, 2013

As soon as ivanovic scored Terry went through a revolving door in his suit and came round in his strip #Superman

— Iaido Lyldo Jr. (@Iainlyle_) May 16, 2013

Isn’t John Terry a little bit too old to be a Chelsea mascot?

— Mark Ogden (@MOgdenTelegraph) May 15, 2013

Did John Terry have his kit under his suit ??

— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) May 15, 2013

By the time Terry gets up there Platini will be in the full France 84 kit to show he’s in the spirit of it all

— Darren Fletcher (@DFletcherSport) May 15, 2013

Another reason for Chelsea jubilation as John Terry becomes the fastest man in the world to change from a suit into full football kit.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

John Terry has officially become a parody of himself twitter.com/liam_tomkins/s…

— Liam Tomkins (@liam_tomkins) May 15, 2013

Somebody has won a trophy?! Quick somebody photoshop a picture of John Terry lifting the… Oh wait… twitter.com/scouserlaura/s…

— Laura (@scouserlaura) May 15, 2013

FACT: Man of the match has been confirmed as John Terry. #EuropaLeagueFinal

— Football Accumulator (@footballacca) May 15, 2013

To be honest I didn’t catch the match til last 5 mins. Looks like John Terry Man of Match? Armband, socks down below Shinpads.

— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) May 15, 2013

Why does John Terry have to put the kit on? Who is he planning on showing the pictures to that won’t know he didn’t play?

— Adam Leventhal (@AdamLeventhal) May 15, 2013

John Terry is making a habit of this…. let the others win the game, put your kit on and go get the trophy when the games done ??

— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) May 15, 2013

I bet John Terry is glad chelsea won, he would have looked out of place lifting the trophy with the Benfica lot.

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) May 15, 2013

Rafa Benitez deserves a lot of credit for last night, what a shame John Terry has taken it all…

— Stupid Football (@StupidFootball) May 16, 2013

Can’t believe it. Just made myself a coffee, then John Terry ran in, lifted up the cup and claimed credit

— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) May 16, 2013

.@bbclamacqshow round table on @bbc6music 2day. Think John Terry is on with me. Hasn’t heard the tunes, but giving marks out of 10 anyway ;)

— Colin Murray (@ColinMurray) May 16, 2013

Been asked about John Terry joining Chelsea Europa League celebration ti lift the trophy. View here purely my own. Felt it was embarrassing.

— Phil McNulty (@philmcnulty) May 16, 2013

Please God, let Bonnie Tyler win Eurovision on Saturday. Then we’ll see what John Terry is made of.

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) May 16, 2013

John Terry twitter.com/GeniusFootball…

— Genius Football (@GeniusFootball) May 14, 2013

Did anyone think Sir Lord King John of Terry wasn’t gonna get fully kitted under-armoured shinpad booted vicks and deep heated up to lift it

— Rowan Vine (@aslrowanvine) May 15, 2013

John Terry is the first man to celebrate winning the Europa League, Champions League, Ryder Cup & Tour de France in the same year.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

Poor John Terry … Gets his kit off and gets pelters … Puts it on, gets even more#FullKitWanker

— Richard cracknell (@crackersTHFC) May 15, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: John Terry just heard a rumour that England will win the 1st Test – #AlwaysBePrepared twitter.com/BetVictor/stat…

— BetVictor (@BetVictor) May 16, 2013

Just seen John Terry coming out of Sports Direct, with a Dortmund kit and Bayern kit, ready for next weeks final.#FullKitWanker

— Mick Johnson (@MickJonno) May 16, 2013

After Chelsea’s Europa League triumph, @telegraphsport revisit John Terry’s finest moments soa.li/if7lqeF twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) May 16, 2013

Recording for CBeeBies today. Only doing ‘the voice’ of a parrot, but considering dressing up in full feather regalia to honour John Terry.

— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) May 16, 2013

John Terry wins the Europa Cup … in injury time!twitpic.com/cqxv2q

— BeCo (@BeCo74) May 16, 2013

John terry twitter.com/Mussiek1/statu…

— Moss_MUFC ? (@Mussiek1) May 15, 2013

John Terry showing his support at President Obama’s inauguration. (Couldn’t help myself.) twitpic.com/cqt116

— Awesomocity0 (@Awesomocity0) May 15, 2013

John Terry is at it again… #photobomb twitpic.com/cqsywx

— Simon Brindle (@IamSimonBrindle) May 15, 2013

John Terry #CFC #EuropaLeague #FullKitWanker twitter.com/Dom_Southern/s…

— Dom Southern (@Dom_Southern) May 15, 2013

….and in lest we forgot, John Terry parking in a disabled bay! twitter.com/Unnamedinsider…

— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) May 15, 2013

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