The best ‘John Terry full kit’ jokes as Chelsea win Europa League

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John Terry full kit lifting the Europa League trophy as Chelsea beat Benfica in 2013
John Terry full kit insert-insult-or-term-of-endearment-here (Image: Twitter/@scouserlaura)

Chelsea stalwart John Terry has once again lifted a major European trophy (this time the Europa League) in his match day strip after missing the final game – so, understandably, you want more John Terry full kit jokes.

Missing the final does not stop a man like Terry celebrating a major continental cup win in style with the rest of the Chelsea gang.

And following his team’s Europa League win on Wednesday night against Benfica thanks to a late Ivanović winner, Terry was there again – in his full Chelsea FC kit, complete with boots labelled “Amsterdam” and shin pads.

Some say it’s the rules, some say he is a full kit cock, but others can enjoy it for what it is – slightly funny.

See the best John Terry full kit jokes below:

So Chelsea have given John Terry the night off in Amsterdam. Good plan that…

— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) May 15, 2013

EXCLUSIVE: John Terry delighted after just arriving in Amsterdam for the Europa League final!…

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 14, 2013

John Terry is not fit for tonight’s final. He picked up a groin injury whilst visiting the Red Light District in Amsterdam last night.

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) May 15, 2013

If you missed the news, John Terry doesn’t start tonight. This, of course, has made no difference whatsoever to his kit preparation.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

“Terry ruled out of final with ankle injury”Thank god it wasn’t his wrist otherwise he would struggle to lift the trophy after the match.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 15, 2013

We go 1/3 that John Terry will pick up the Europa League trophy in full Chelsea Kit tonight!…

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

Apparently, John Terry spent £45 on a replica Benfica shirt just in case they won.

— Now Football (@Now__Football) May 15, 2013

BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing into his full Chelsea kit.

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 15, 2013

*Que the John Terry full kit celebration*…

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferby5) May 15, 2013

John terry ready to lift the trophy lol…

— Richard Logan (@Richard20logan) May 15, 2013

well done John Terry. Who has replaced Mark Lawrenson as the most ridiculous shirt wearer in football

— Richard cracknell (@crackersTHFC) May 15, 2013

The last time John Terry got changed that quickly was when he heard Wayne Bridge’s car pull into the driveway.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

John Terry changes into his kit quicker than Clark Kent.

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) May 15, 2013

As soon as ivanovic scored Terry went through a revolving door in his suit and came round in his strip #Superman

— Iaido Lyldo Jr. (@Iainlyle_) May 16, 2013

Isn’t John Terry a little bit too old to be a Chelsea mascot?

— Mark Ogden (@MOgdenTelegraph) May 15, 2013

Did John Terry have his kit under his suit ??

— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) May 15, 2013

By the time Terry gets up there Platini will be in the full France 84 kit to show he’s in the spirit of it all

— Darren Fletcher (@DFletcherSport) May 15, 2013

Another reason for Chelsea jubilation as John Terry becomes the fastest man in the world to change from a suit into full football kit.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

John Terry has officially become a parody of himself…

— Liam Tomkins (@liam_tomkins) May 15, 2013

Somebody has won a trophy?! Quick somebody photoshop a picture of John Terry lifting the… Oh wait……

— Laura (@scouserlaura) May 15, 2013

FACT: Man of the match has been confirmed as John Terry. #EuropaLeagueFinal

— Football Accumulator (@footballacca) May 15, 2013

To be honest I didn’t catch the match til last 5 mins. Looks like John Terry Man of Match? Armband, socks down below Shinpads.

— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) May 15, 2013

Why does John Terry have to put the kit on? Who is he planning on showing the pictures to that won’t know he didn’t play?

— Adam Leventhal (@AdamLeventhal) May 15, 2013

John Terry is making a habit of this…. let the others win the game, put your kit on and go get the trophy when the games done ??

— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) May 15, 2013

I bet John Terry is glad chelsea won, he would have looked out of place lifting the trophy with the Benfica lot.

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) May 15, 2013

Rafa Benitez deserves a lot of credit for last night, what a shame John Terry has taken it all…

— Stupid Football (@StupidFootball) May 16, 2013

Can’t believe it. Just made myself a coffee, then John Terry ran in, lifted up the cup and claimed credit

— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) May 16, 2013

.@bbclamacqshow round table on @bbc6music 2day. Think John Terry is on with me. Hasn’t heard the tunes, but giving marks out of 10 anyway ;)

— Colin Murray (@ColinMurray) May 16, 2013

Been asked about John Terry joining Chelsea Europa League celebration ti lift the trophy. View here purely my own. Felt it was embarrassing.

— Phil McNulty (@philmcnulty) May 16, 2013

Please God, let Bonnie Tyler win Eurovision on Saturday. Then we’ll see what John Terry is made of.

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) May 16, 2013

John Terry…

— Genius Football (@GeniusFootball) May 14, 2013

Did anyone think Sir Lord King John of Terry wasn’t gonna get fully kitted under-armoured shinpad booted vicks and deep heated up to lift it

— Rowan Vine (@aslrowanvine) May 15, 2013

John Terry is the first man to celebrate winning the Europa League, Champions League, Ryder Cup & Tour de France in the same year.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013

Poor John Terry … Gets his kit off and gets pelters … Puts it on, gets even more#FullKitWanker

— Richard cracknell (@crackersTHFC) May 15, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: John Terry just heard a rumour that England will win the 1st Test – #AlwaysBePrepared…

— BetVictor (@BetVictor) May 16, 2013

Just seen John Terry coming out of Sports Direct, with a Dortmund kit and Bayern kit, ready for next weeks final.#FullKitWanker

— Mick Johnson (@MickJonno) May 16, 2013

After Chelsea’s Europa League triumph, @telegraphsport revisit John Terry’s finest moments…

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) May 16, 2013

Recording for CBeeBies today. Only doing ‘the voice’ of a parrot, but considering dressing up in full feather regalia to honour John Terry.

— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) May 16, 2013

John Terry wins the Europa Cup … in injury time!

— BeCo (@BeCo74) May 16, 2013

John terry…

— Moss_MUFC ? (@Mussiek1) May 15, 2013

John Terry showing his support at President Obama’s inauguration. (Couldn’t help myself.)

— Awesomocity0 (@Awesomocity0) May 15, 2013

John Terry is at it again… #photobomb

— Simon Brindle (@IamSimonBrindle) May 15, 2013

John Terry #CFC #EuropaLeague #FullKitWanker…

— Dom Southern (@Dom_Southern) May 15, 2013

….and in lest we forgot, John Terry parking in a disabled bay!…

— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) May 15, 2013


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