These were the best of the Jesse Lingard contract jokes after rumours that the Manchester United player would now be receiving up to £100k per week from the club seemed to anger fans on Twitter.
Lingard, who progressed through the youth system at United, announced that he’d signed a new four-year deal on Thursday.
The improved terms come despite the 24-year-old midfielder having only started twelve matches this season.
Here are the best Jesse Lingard contract jokes we could find:
Jesse Lingard agrees new £100k a week deal with Manchester United.
Here he is teaching Gareth Southgate to dab. pic.twitter.com/PSaejd8vKp
— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) April 6, 2017
How has Jesse Lingard gotten a £100k a week contract after only 2 full senior seasons???? pic.twitter.com/hYM9hyCRu0
— LAGOS KOPA (@KingArinze) April 6, 2017
BREAKING. Jose Mourinho is having a medical at Manchester United after agreeing to offer Jesse Lingard a new £100k a week contract
— Pie Sports Booze 🔞 (@piesportsbooze) April 6, 2017
Can't believe Mourinho has agreed to give Jesse Lingard a new contract without taking a poll on twitter first.
— Sid (@sidneymufc) April 6, 2017
Jesse Lingard bags himself a £100,000 a week contract and I can't even bag a fatty outside popworld on a Friday night in town
— JustSomeLad. (@SomeEvertonFan) April 6, 2017
Lingard bullied the club & signed a contract against the will of fans then thanked them for a support that they've never given him. Winner
— _ (@Darmianesque) April 6, 2017
Jesse Lingard 100 grand a week and he should be doing a sports coaching course at college and training 2 nights a week. Fair play son
— Si Ferry (@siferry8) April 6, 2017
Jesse Lingard £100,000 a week?
Why lose hope?
This is your year 🙏🏽
— Oluyinka Oyeniyi (@Datzmenoni) April 6, 2017
Paying 100K a week for Jesse Lingard is like paying a prostitute 500 quid for a hug pic.twitter.com/ytO50cXfS0
— Nate Allman (@Iamnateallman) April 6, 2017
Jesse Lingard is delighted to have signed a new £100k per week contract at Man Utd. pic.twitter.com/5teCoPmb9p
— UPtheBULLENS (@mrbrown_efc1878) April 6, 2017
If I was Jesse Lingard I'd pull up outside the Wetherspoons smoking area in a convertible Bentley and start dabbing at all your furious dads
— Catthew Mole, OBE (@Crazy_Cole79) April 6, 2017
For every anti Jesse Lingard tweet on here that takes about a minute to write he's just earned a tenner. Boiling some piss our Jesse 😂😂😂
— Tony E (@Tony1403Red) April 6, 2017
Live scenes of Jesse Lingard after pulling off the biggest heist of the year pic.twitter.com/PZvr4Crfkr
— AT (@AdamTemps) April 6, 2017
Can't believe people are criticising Jesse Lingard. I'd want £100k per week if I knew I'd definitely be playing for Sunderland in 4 years.
— Jason Bent (@Jason9Bent) April 6, 2017