The best Jesse Lingard contract jokes as Manchester United player signs improved deal


There were Jesse Lingard contract jokes after the Manchester United player signed an improved deal, reportedly worth up to £100k per week
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These were the best of the Jesse Lingard contract jokes after rumours that the Manchester United player would now be receiving up to £100k per week from the club seemed to anger fans on Twitter.

Lingard, who progressed through the youth system at United, announced that he’d signed a new four-year deal on Thursday.

The improved terms come despite the 24-year-old midfielder having only started twelve matches this season.

Here are the best Jesse Lingard contract jokes we could find:

Jesse Lingard agrees new £100k a week deal with Manchester United.

Here he is teaching Gareth Southgate to dab. pic.twitter.com/PSaejd8vKp

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) April 6, 2017

How has Jesse Lingard gotten a £100k a week contract after only 2 full senior seasons???? pic.twitter.com/hYM9hyCRu0

— LAGOS KOPA (@KingArinze) April 6, 2017

BREAKING. Jose Mourinho is having a medical at Manchester United after agreeing to offer Jesse Lingard a new £100k a week contract

— Pie Sports Booze 🔞 (@piesportsbooze) April 6, 2017

Can't believe Mourinho has agreed to give Jesse Lingard a new contract without taking a poll on twitter first.

— Sid (@sidneymufc) April 6, 2017

Jesse Lingard bags himself a £100,000 a week contract and I can't even bag a fatty outside popworld on a Friday night in town

— JustSomeLad. (@SomeEvertonFan) April 6, 2017

Lingard bullied the club & signed a contract against the will of fans then thanked them for a support that they've never given him. Winner

— _ (@Darmianesque) April 6, 2017

Jesse Lingard 100 grand a week and he should be doing a sports coaching course at college and training 2 nights a week. Fair play son

— Si Ferry (@siferry8) April 6, 2017

Jesse Lingard £100,000 a week?
Why lose hope?
This is your year 🙏🏽

— Oluyinka Oyeniyi (@Datzmenoni) April 6, 2017

Paying 100K a week for Jesse Lingard is like paying a prostitute 500 quid for a hug pic.twitter.com/ytO50cXfS0

— Nate Allman (@Iamnateallman) April 6, 2017

Jesse Lingard is delighted to have signed a new £100k per week contract at Man Utd. pic.twitter.com/5teCoPmb9p

— UPtheBULLENS (@mrbrown_efc1878) April 6, 2017

If I was Jesse Lingard I'd pull up outside the Wetherspoons smoking area in a convertible Bentley and start dabbing at all your furious dads

— Catthew Mole, OBE (@Crazy_Cole79) April 6, 2017

For every anti Jesse Lingard tweet on here that takes about a minute to write he's just earned a tenner. Boiling some piss our Jesse 😂😂😂

— Tony E (@Tony1403Red) April 6, 2017

Live scenes of Jesse Lingard after pulling off the biggest heist of the year pic.twitter.com/PZvr4Crfkr

— AT (@AdamTemps) April 6, 2017

Can't believe people are criticising Jesse Lingard. I'd want £100k per week if I knew I'd definitely be playing for Sunderland in 4 years.

— Jason Bent (@Jason9Bent) April 6, 2017