The best January 2018 transfer deadline day jokes

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These are the best January 2018 transfer deadline day jokes so far as Sky Sports News continue to announce big-money moves on their yellow ticker.

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has joined Arsenal, Olivier Giroud is off to Chelsea and Riyad Mahrez doesn’t look like he’ll be getting his dream move to Manchester City.

But as ever on these occasions, the real fun is to be found on Twitter.

With the window still open, here are the best transfer deadline day jokes so far:

A quick summary of what #DeadlineDay is like for Twitter users who don’t like football.

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOE_UK) January 31, 2018

#DeadlineDay panic for UKIP as they look to offload ineffective right-winger:

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) January 31, 2018

He might not have a job right now but rumour has it Harry Redknapp will still be seen outside a football club near you doing this tonight #DeadlineDay

— BonusGenie (@Bonus_Genie) January 31, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: Tottenham striker Harry Kane has been spotted licking the Transfer Window. #DeadlineDay #SSN

— Matthew (@Matthew_Robbo_) January 31, 2018

Manchester United fans working out the full cost of Guardiola signings plus wages and add-ons. #DeadlineDay

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOE_UK) January 31, 2018

🎉 Happy #DeadlineDay to all Football fans!…

….or if you are a Newcastle fan, Wednesday. 🤦‍♂️

— SPORF (@Sporf) January 31, 2018

BREAKING: Newcastle United have agreed a deal to sign Valencia CF youngster Ra’oul Moat on a 5 year deal for an undisclosed fee, the Spanish U21 international Striker will arrive on Tyneside this morning to undergo a Medical #SSN #NUFC #DeadlineDay

— Sky Sports News (@SSN401) January 31, 2018

#DeadlineDay in the Spurs boardroom.

— David Brent (@DavidBrentMovie) January 31, 2018

💰 | We had a club record £54m bid lined up, but once we knew @ManCity were interested, we conceded defeat on this one…#DeadlineDay #Mahrez

— Fleetwood Town FC (@ftfc) January 31, 2018

On Sky Sports News on #DeadlineDay? Here's a handy guide:

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 31, 2018

If Brexiters were in charge of your club's transfers… #DeadlineDay

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 31, 2018

I recon Salah may have partied a little too hard after last nights 3-0 win… #DeadlineDay #LFC #YNWA

— Samantha Quek (@SamanthaQuek) January 31, 2018

If Arsenal are as committed to banter as I think they are they'll cancel the Giroud deal and offer Chelsea Granit Xhaka instead. #DeadlineDay

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOE_UK) January 31, 2018

🐶 BREAKING: Harry Redknapp spotted leaving the Aldi carpark… #DeadlineDay

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) January 31, 2018

So Newcastle will have a Mohammed, Jesus, Christian and Islam all in the squad. We need the help of every god and religion going tbf #nufc

— Adam Stoker (@ADStoker) January 31, 2018

You know when they said Jon Flanagan had to do community service, they've sent him to Bolton #bwfc

— nathan (@nathanbwfc_) January 31, 2018


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