The best FIFA Ballon d’Or jokes after Cristiano Ronaldo win

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Cristiano Ronaldo, the winner and star of many of the best FIFA Ballon d'Or jokes
WINNER: Cristiano (Image: Twitter/beIN SPORTS)

A collection of the best FIFA Ballon d’Or jokes after Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo finally got to take home the trophy at last night’s ceremony.

In a tearful awards evening the Portuguese was presented with the most eagerly anticipated prize, narrowly beating arch-rival Lionel Messi who arrived in a bright red Dolce & Gabbana suit.

See the best FIFA Ballon d’Or jokes after Cristiano Ronaldo’s big win below:

Hey Mister Messi! You should have wore my suit at #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/HIU0VNn7kT

— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) January 13, 2014

My vote goes for Ronaldo girlfriend #BallondOr2013 #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/b5gBXBRdhq

— Mentalist Nuno ? (@NunoMentalist) January 13, 2014

Well done to my friend the #BallondOr on being awarded today. The best spherical trophy around #representin #ballin

— brazuca (@brazuca) January 13, 2014

You stay classy, Messi. #BallonDor pic.twitter.com/R4wJS5xUzJ

— Tips Out For TheLads (@TipsOutForLads) January 13, 2014

Has to be @Cristiano – even his suits are better than Messi this year. #BallondOr

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 13, 2014

I know who I'm rooting for. #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/aZI5cmtLqF

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) January 13, 2014

One of these is not like the others… #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/23EBk99BK7

— beIN SPORTS (@beINSPORTSUSA) January 13, 2014

"Cristiano, what do you reckon to Messi's jacket?" #BallondOr http://t.co/YIp0nPp69j pic.twitter.com/sb6FHATl72

— Goal UK (@GoalUK) January 13, 2014

I'm falling asleep here… zzzzzz #BallondOr

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) January 13, 2014

Is there any more toe-curlingly dull/awkward/weird/elongated awards ceremony in the world than #BallondOr ? GET ON WITH IT.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 13, 2014

Ofcourse we all love watching #Ballondor #AdrianaLima pic.twitter.com/cACxXGNGI7

— CasualUltra.com (@CasualUltra_) January 13, 2014

Lost in Action! Has anybody seen the Premier League? Please deliver in Kongresshaus, Zürich #BallondOr

— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) January 13, 2014

Not at all awkward… #BallonDor pic.twitter.com/kMfd0OT81t

— Tips Out For TheLads (@TipsOutForLads) January 13, 2014

Knockaert has won the FIFA Fallon D'Floor award #lcfc #watfordfc

— Tom (@TomDavison_) January 13, 2014

*TOKYO SEXWALE* KLAXON. RT @football_gifs: Tokyo Sexwale has the stage… #ballondor #fifa pic.twitter.com/qCqVdVJ9jz

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) January 13, 2014

Messi top 3 was: 1) Iniesta 2) Xavi 3) Neymar. So no bias there at all… #BallondOr #Barca

— Leon Mann (@Leon_Mann) January 13, 2014

My name is Naldo, Ronaldo and I have two Balls, Golden Balls. #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/kZU7gffJCh

— Alda Telles (@AldaTelles) January 13, 2014

He can do a Gwyneth Paltrow if he likes. He has earned it. #ronaldo #ballondor

— Darren Lewis (@MirrorDarren) January 13, 2014

Message to #Messi from #Ronaldo just before the #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/DuoabVtigc

— allaboutballerz (@allaboutballerz) January 13, 2014

We all know who should've really won the #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/gjEdfby1bq

— Fifa Problems (@fifaproblemzz) January 13, 2014

PLUS! BONUS BALLON D’OR BARTON:

Been sulking all day. Injury has prevented my from going the Balloon Door thing-e-oh tonight. They said i'd pissed it as well. ??

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) January 13, 2014

Not sure whether it was my goal from a corner in Europa League or 2 thunderbastards I scored in Champ this season that sealed it for me?

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) January 13, 2014

Either way be good to see Ronaldo, Ribery or Messi win something for a change. I don't need that gold ball to know I'm 'ze bollocks.'

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) January 13, 2014

Its not even a good prize anyway. I mean what can you even do with a gold ball. Break your foot if you kicked it! #dustgatherer #balloondoor

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) January 13, 2014

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  • kyawesome

    I hate ronaldo. Lionel messi is soooooo much better (it was seen when messi won 4 Times And Ronaldo got Jealous 4 Times But This Year Things Have Changed, Ronaldo Has One. I Really Hate Ronaldo and I Hope Messi Wins Next Year

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