The best FIFA 18 jokes as demo version is released

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FIFA 18 jokes are everywhere as Cristiano Ronaldo is named the top ranking player
TOP MAN: Ronaldo (Image: PlayStation Europe)

This is a selection of the best FIFA 18 jokes as excitement is triggered across the globe following the initial release of the demo version of the game.

The highest ranked players have been revealed by creators EA Sports, with Cristiano Ronaldo topping the pile this year.

Chelsea’s Eden Hazard is the only Premier League star to make it into the top ten.

Let yourself run away with the hype as we await the full release, apparently a common relationship issue, with these, the best of the FIFA 18 jokes so far:

"So what, you're gonna buy me Fifa 18 yh ?" pic.twitter.com/dINaWTDJTF

— . (@_extts) September 2, 2017

Was gona buy my mcm Fifa 18 but it's £60 and his dick just isn't big enough for that kind of spending

— Jee (@jeeakl_) September 4, 2017

New walk out animation for when you pack Dele in FIFA 18 pic.twitter.com/g92WJ71fNV

— Ryan 'RossiHD' Ross (@ROS5IHD) September 4, 2017

If your woman hasn't preordered 2k18 or FIFA 18 for you yet, leave her and focus on yourselves Kings

— Wenger Out (@BasedChasen) September 5, 2017

Thierry Henry in FIFA 18 vs PES pic.twitter.com/Q1sHtUtS7f

— Football Tweets (@FutballTweets) September 5, 2017

It's that time of the year again where we all care about New Zealand. #FIFA18Demo pic.twitter.com/Z4vNV1Tgtm

— Ricci 💥 (@TrentArnld) September 11, 2017

Dele Alli on what his rating should be in FIFA 18 vs what it actually is…… pic.twitter.com/12YCzgDA8i

— Football Stuff (@FootbalIStuff) September 6, 2017

Hello police, I'd like to report a crime please; Mkhitaryan has a higher rating on Fifa 18 than Sadio Mané

— Wu-Tang Klavan (@wutangklavan) September 5, 2017

FIFA 18 is looking 🚮 pic.twitter.com/uv9xiUlXI9

— Cmosk® (@Corry_Mosk21) September 8, 2017

Can you find the Fifa 18 Demo? pic.twitter.com/0CIlJVRnZ3

— Riggers (@UniqueRiggers) September 11, 2017

When you said you'll buy him fifa if he buys you fenty but fenty foundation is £26 & he want deluxe Fifa for £90. pic.twitter.com/QjZDDPUDjL

— beks (@bekahlikesbroco) September 8, 2017

How can you treat her like FIFA when she acts like Pro Evolution Soccer?

— D U R A N (@Duranovic_) September 8, 2017

We ask for FIFA which comes out once a year ‍♂️ girls ask for :

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— Rick Sanchez (@kwamsz1) September 8, 2017

I can buy FIFA 18 myself but I'll appreciate it as a gift from anyone who wants to start a future with me

— Sinatra. (@Teks_Sinatra) September 6, 2017

Couple girls bought Fifa last year and didn't get wife'd

— BANTZZY – NGO™☔ (@UncleBantzz) September 8, 2017

I'm tired of working hard. I'm ready to be a house husband. My dowry is 1 PS4, consecutive FIFA games from 18-35, and 3 extra controllers

— Simon K. Pomary (@PrinceGanaku) September 10, 2017

If someone packs Thierry Henry in FIFA 18 and doesn't react like this i'll be disappointed pic.twitter.com/DsTxdcgyLM

— Danny (@R9Rai) September 7, 2017

Reply faster I'm tryna pre order Fifa 18 for you

— اسرا (@asracole) September 7, 2017

If u had a choice between buying Fifa 18 or taking your girlfriend out to dinner on her birthday, which club would you start a career with?

— Aryan ❄️ (@Aryan1ace) September 7, 2017

Your brother is begging for Fifa but instead you buy it for a useless boy who doesn't see a future with you

— qaali✨ (@_bintxali) September 7, 2017

Imagine your girl got you PES 2018 instead of FIFA 18??? Nah I'd get her baby powder instead of Fenty Beauty fym

— Zaki Yasin (@maxaadsheegeysa) September 8, 2017

Looooool why is a girl even buying you Fifa, so when you tell her she's moving mad she's gonna ask for the cd back, no thank you

— Rick Grimes (@KingUdocus) September 9, 2017

My Mum has got me the same Birthday Present for 20 years! She said "Martyn, you're 36 this year! Do you still want FIFA?"

"Yep." 😊

— LFC_Tonks (@LFC_Tonks) September 10, 2017

When I hear Fifa 18 demo is coming 12 september pic.twitter.com/PptslVNQsk

— DeMello (@ridademello) September 9, 2017

When your bitter rival beats you to the of the #FIFA18 ratings. pic.twitter.com/YtGUDZajGb

— B/R Football (@brfootball) September 11, 2017

Why is Snoop Dogg in FIFA 18? pic.twitter.com/4yW7FIAN7j

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) September 11, 2017

Welcome to New Zealand everyone #FIFA18Demo

— JP (@JPizzleFIFA) September 11, 2017

If I spend £52.99 on Fifa 18 & Martin Tyler is still wanking Alan Smith off about how good he was in the air when he played it's going back

— MikeyAspin (@MJA_ASP) September 14, 2017

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