The best FIFA 16 jokes as new game is finally released

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It wouldn't be release day without FIFA 16 jokes as the new title is finally released
CELEBRATING THE RELEASE: Agüero (Image: EA Sports)

As the hotly anticipated title is finally released and people everywhere receive the latest instalment of the treasured football game, these are the best FIFA 16 jokes.

It’s been a hectic day for gamers as the gameplay seems to have been significantly remodelled and women’s teams are introduced for the first time, while probably predictable capacity-related server issues have disappointed some.

Most, though, were in their usual celebratory, relationship-dismissive mood.

Featuring some old favourites, don’t miss this collection of the best FIFA 16 jokes:

Imagine queuing for FIFA when ye could be pumping yer gf

— Courtney Madden (@Courtkneemadden) September 23, 2015

Is Fifa gonna tell you it loves u at 3am?

— tia (@TiaToldYouSo) September 23, 2015

Yer faithers queuing up right now tae buy FIFA, he canny wait tae get hame n wank over the women's fitba

— Connor Magill (@ronnoclligam) September 23, 2015

Waiting for the new Fifa to be delivered like pic.twitter.com/S4TDl6FjnL

— Coral (@Coral) September 24, 2015

When bae understands FIFA comes first ❤️ pic.twitter.com/dMAeMTjKTD

— crackm (@talkmarcus) September 23, 2015

First thing I did when I got Fifa.. pic.twitter.com/kfo4xknEJu

— Dean Ferguson (@Dean_Ferguson1) September 24, 2015

The 10 Commandments of FIFA. pic.twitter.com/9HLRw5zLdY

— The Football Bible (@Futbol_Bible) September 24, 2015

Richard Dawkins hasn't bought the new FIFA, he's more of a Pro-Evolution man. #FIFA16THURSDAY

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 24, 2015

New fifa is decent pic.twitter.com/JlEl4iNV6s

— Liam Smith (@Liam_DFC) September 24, 2015

When the referee tried to book you on FIFA '94 😂 pic.twitter.com/4oLcU9bl3L

— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) September 24, 2015

Ur mad if ur spending over 40 nicker on a Fifa game when u can get a jib for same price

— Scott (@scottchallinor) September 24, 2015

FIFA wingLAD. pic.twitter.com/L0GdmEu89Y

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) September 24, 2015

OUCH: That moment when your dog beats you to the FIFA 16 delivery. (via @karlkaszuba) pic.twitter.com/wo4e1j9Ywe

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) September 24, 2015

When you go for a 40-yard speculative effort on FIFA and it goes in. https://t.co/CgDBcDHqJQ

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) September 24, 2015

When you're too busy playing FIFA 😂 pic.twitter.com/tFBp87ex1r

— Jaisan Rai (@jaisanrai) September 24, 2015

Can't believe how realistic FIFA is this year! pic.twitter.com/w1uYNFOI7h

— Joe Ledley's Beard (@JoeLedleysBeard) September 24, 2015

Same guys buying FIFA every year and then going to ask their mum for her Car keys so they can do this joke pic.twitter.com/ZjQq2Dp7ja

— . (@ashleylyken) September 24, 2015

@AJ3Fifa fixed my fifa box 👍 pic.twitter.com/PUs5xoPsHO

Jordan Reynolds (@JReyno360) September 24, 2015

The FIFA 16 Pack animation is the biggest troll 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/1npbPk9yIA

— WePlayFIFA (@WePIayFIFA) September 24, 2015

Apologies for the server issues, the hamster behind the operation got tired! Servers should be back up shortly! #Fifa pic.twitter.com/F3RARLZVxK

— Ryan (@Itshaber) September 24, 2015

pray for all the quines being ditched over the new fifa❤️

— caitlyn✨ (@caitsturrock) September 24, 2015

Women in FIFA be like: pic.twitter.com/h8BHgRyeMy

— تشامب + (@FUT_Champ) September 24, 2015

'New FIFA 16 Women gameplay' 😂 https://t.co/C3Ts4sCuQw

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) September 24, 2015

Spent all my money on FIFA points ,printer ink and glossy paper

— Bateson (@bateson87) September 24, 2015

FIFA 2015 / FIFA 2016, what's going on here.. How can I be a 10 out of 10 last year an now this ???😲 @EASPORTSFIFA pic.twitter.com/NQAkmoqfJv

— Zane Banton (@ZBanton) September 24, 2015

Thank You FIFA 15, We will miss you (Via: @troll_laliga ) pic.twitter.com/JaBOyFUHzW

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) September 24, 2015

"you don't need FIFA you've got me" can you hit a 30 yard free kick and do a dancing celebration?? go to sleep

— thomas (@xTomBlythex) September 24, 2015

Just imagine having a girlfriend that plays FIFA, OMG 😍

— Adam Fraser (@AdamFraserUK) September 24, 2015

If your boyfriends patched you for Fifa dm me cause I've no got it yet 😜😜😜😜😜😜

— Michael Murphy (@m_murphy96) September 24, 2015

Ur doin it all wrong if you're with ur bf n ur moaning abt him sat on FIFA either slip the hawn or slit his throat wae the disc its no hard

— chan (@chankellyx) September 24, 2015

So all lads have FIFA to go on with each other n have fun, and me n my mates have "my fitness pal" calories counter 👍

— Danielle Billingham (@Daniellebillyx) September 24, 2015

@Troll__Football @troll_laliga pic.twitter.com/L8iPfbF6Ep

— daniel rizzo (@Rizzo11Rizzo) September 24, 2015

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