The best England jokes after defeat to Uruguay at Brazil 2014

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The fans will not be happy following the 2-1 defeat to Uruguay at Brazil 2014, even after hearing these England jokes
England… Fluffed it (Image: Jos van Zetten)

The best England jokes after a 2-1 defeat to Uruguay that means we must now rely on Italy winning both of their remaining group games to stand any chance of progressing to the last-16 at Brazil 2014.

PLUS! SO MUCH MORE:

A brace from the supposedly semi-fit Luis Suárez means our beloved nation is now on the verge of exiting the competition after losing their first 2 games at a World Cup for the first time ever.

Now so close to elimination, with a heavy heart, these are the best England jokes after the 2-1 loss against Uruguay.

England disappoint again just like the British weather #EnglandvsUruguay

— British Behaviour (@BritBehaviour) June 19, 2014

Bye bye England #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup #EnglandvsUruguay #ENGvsURU #ENG #URU pic.twitter.com/s9pYi0GEsq

— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) June 19, 2014

Sunday League's Wayne Rooney!! pic.twitter.com/E147tpr4OT

— Sunday League Quotes (@ItsSundayLeague) June 19, 2014

England's back four #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup #EnglandvsUruguay #ENGvsURU #ENG #URU pic.twitter.com/N7dzx7ysQp

— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) June 19, 2014

Angry message for Wayne Rooney https://t.co/GpaMRLfT68

— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) June 19, 2014

England's biggest mistake was letting other countries know about football.

— Betfair Poker (@Betfairpoker) June 19, 2014

England are finally as good as Spain!

— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) June 19, 2014

England at every World Cup since 1990 https://t.co/S3iD1HkYWD

— Football Vines (@FootballVines) June 19, 2014

JD have already reduced the price for the England Shirt ?? pic.twitter.com/YfJwIum37G

— zamin. (@Ali94) June 19, 2014

Where was this man when England needed him.. pic.twitter.com/dtwTFKz751

— Drew?? (@Drew2304) June 19, 2014

Gazza has just turned up at the England hotel with a fishing rod, a can of lager and a KFC

— Bootifulgame (@bootifulgame) June 19, 2014

How to be England pic.twitter.com/8Mf09lR7wV

— Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) June 19, 2014

Well done England pic.twitter.com/QIcmQhudf4

— Callum (@call584) June 19, 2014

Stunned. You'd think an ex-Fulham & West Brom manager and Liverpool's worst boss in their history would be a success as England manager.

— Will (@thesouschef) June 19, 2014

Big choice for Hodgson now. Aisle or window seat. #EnglandvsUruguay

— Nick Ferrari (@NickFerrariLBC) June 19, 2014

England fans right now. http://t.co/sETF74jvye

— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) June 19, 2014

#EnglandvsUruguay Get the ladders out son #England pic.twitter.com/PTESEsVBAU

— Danny smith (@doglab) June 19, 2014

Really annoyed pic.twitter.com/uCqgYNuLpu

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 19, 2014

Even Roger from down the road has had enough of england pic.twitter.com/a7D84FfzqQ

— Samad (@SamadAftab_) June 19, 2014

That single star on the England shirt is starting to look more McDonald's till proficiency than proud historical world football dominance.

— Whatsit (@mattwhatsit) June 19, 2014

Wayne Rooney is refusing to write off England's chances in the World Cup. Mainly because he can't write.

— Dave the Rave (@Willybollox40) June 19, 2014

"Whats the difference between England and a tea bag? A tea bag stays in the cup longer"??????

— Shan (@Shhhhanox) June 19, 2014

England fans: Put ITV+1 on We're only 1-0 down and have everything to play for

— Ian Beale (@_IanBeale_) June 19, 2014

Got to credit England, went to the world cup with no expectation and still managed to disappoint us

— Jacob Andrews (@JacobAndrews95) June 19, 2014

for all the england players pic.twitter.com/AX4Bi3nOHg

— Dan (@EliteFourDan) June 19, 2014

If we beat Costa Rica i want a kiss,obviously on the cheek, from the UK Queen..

— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) June 19, 2014

England are now 100/1 to win the World Cup. pic.twitter.com/TXAaB4kpl6

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) June 19, 2014

This is not the time to make fun of England. Let's wait until next week when they're definitely out. #WorldCup2014 Sorry :-D

— Wilde Thing (@WildeThingy) June 19, 2014

Carroll: "What's that? England lost again. Ah, that's a shame" pic.twitter.com/IUYgkck5Gw

— West_Ham_COYI (@West_Ham_COYI) June 19, 2014

USA have more points and are probably going to go further than England so it's official. It's soccers, not football.

— Callum Huntington (@calhuntington) June 19, 2014

@D_Sturridge England lost because the coach didn't pick Gareth Bale.. what a stupid decision

— Thotiana (@c0ckeater) June 19, 2014

Dear the England team, WTF?! Regards, The Queen. #EnglandvsUruguay

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 19, 2014

England undone by Pirlo passing the ball and Suarez scoring goals. That's the problem. Endlessly surprising these foreigners

— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) June 19, 2014

England… pic.twitter.com/LMDeAhoSEO

— The Beautiful Game (@__BeautifulGame) June 20, 2014

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