The best Dele Alli sex tape jokes as lewd video is shared online

Short, sordid video purporting to show the Spurs star.

There were lots of Dele Alli sex tape jokes and tweets after a lewd video was shared on social media
SOCIAL MEDIA STAR: Dele Alli (Image: Дмитрий Голубович/soccer.ru)

The rumour is that a Liverpool fan hacked into Dele Alli’s iCloud account and released a sex tape found in there after the Spurs midfielder dived in an attempt to win a penalty in a 2-2 draw between the two sides at Anfield on Sunday.

A short, sordid clip, purporting to show the England international engaged in sexual relations, has been widely shared on social media.

The response has been dramatic and these are best of the tweets and jokes about the supposed Dele Alli sex tape that’s currently doing the rounds:

That sex tape is so clearly not Dele Alli as he does not go down.

— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) February 5, 2018

PSA: Don’t search ‘Dele Alli’ on Twitter if you’re at work or in public area.

— Aysha Ridzuan (@ayshardzn) February 4, 2018

Dele Alli is cheat on and off the field lmao what a man

— Simon (@DeadlyDao) February 4, 2018

Dele Alli prime example of not having a dad to teach you right from wrong

— Antonio Conte wears a wig (@CriminalCosta) February 4, 2018

Take Jesse Lingard, take away his pace, his fluid motion and his father.

You get Dele Alli

— ً (@YanitedArchie) February 4, 2018

Dele Alli getting exposed for simulation and stimulation all in the space of 7 hours, unlucky son😕

— Becca Nielsen (@becca_nielsen) February 5, 2018

I've just watched the video of Dele Alli having fun. I don't know why you all went so crazy. Him and Bellerin are just having a good time. #dele #DeleAlli #Alli

— FTInterviews (@FTInterview) February 5, 2018

Saturday: Aaron Ramsey scores for Arsenal. Sunday: Dele Alli's career dies. It's happened again guys.

— Lucy 🦁 (@LGooner11) February 5, 2018

Opened Twitter and saw Dele Alli’s dick fffssss

— FG (@FunnyGooner) February 5, 2018

Saw that Dele Alli pic 😂 he's not going to have children any time soon! The bloody idiot has PUT IT IN HER MOUTH! 😂😂😂

— Big Dan Mooms (@Danny_McMoomins) February 5, 2018

We all know where this taxi driver took him.#DeleAlli pic.twitter.com/ZFVlHrxPYD

— Sarthak Ladhwe (@SLadhwe) February 5, 2018


Dele Alli when he shows up to training tomorrow pic.twitter.com/Hj6lTxfbTv

— Danny Rai (@R9Rai) February 5, 2018

BREAKING : Dele Alli will sign for Brazzers after he passed his medical. £69M is the transfer fee.

— Olivier Giroud (@OveDGooner) February 4, 2018

Can't wait for RG to analyze Dele Alli's penis to tell us if Alli will play his prime years as a Raumdeuter or a false nine.

— Xav Salazar (@XavsFutbol) February 4, 2018

Why is there a picture of Dele Alli getting the suck on my TL? Do you lot not fear God anymore?

— Scammy Abraham (@Nigerianscamsss) February 4, 2018

Fake Taxi ft. Lloyd Griffith and Dele Alli. pic.twitter.com/ycFfo4klAN

— KDB¹⁷ (@GuardiolaSZN) February 5, 2018

These H&M shirts have crossed a line imho #DeleAlli pic.twitter.com/f8TTXEqRYt

— KAVI. (@blurt2kc) February 5, 2018

Saw the #DeleAlli thing. What is it about footballers having their mates film them? I’ve never been getting a blow job and thought “This would be greatly improved if I could look at my mate Steve standing in the corner with his phone”.

— Arsene's Eyes (@Arsenes_Eyes) February 5, 2018

Dele Alli's got more pubic hair than silverware 😭😭😭

— Kymberly (@KMalshire) February 5, 2018