The best David Moyes sacked jokes as United do the unthinkable

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We will never see this sight again after the David Moyes sacked jokes
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN: Moyes (Based on image by Jon Candy)

For perhaps the final time, here are the best David Moyes sacked jokes after Manchester United brought the reign of Sir Alex Ferguson’s successor to a premature end.

PLUS! SEE ALSO: The best Ryan Giggs jokes as midfielder takes charge at United

The 22nd of April 2014 will forever be remembered as one of the saddest days in English football.

The journey is over my friends.

Here are our favourite David Moyes sacked jokes:

Man City fans react to news that David Moyes has left Man United. pic.twitter.com/zNJeV9q997

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) April 22, 2014

David Moyes. pic.twitter.com/O3RNFpDs3H

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) April 22, 2014

BREAKING: Every Premier League fan reacts to the official news of David Moyes getting sacked. pic.twitter.com/0idFDkJ0Bj

— FutbolBible (@FutbolBible) April 22, 2014

Moyes celebrating his humongous payout! #MoyesOut https://t.co/gGDJzkeO7j

— GetYourTipsOut (@GetYourTipsOut) April 22, 2014

I would like to thank David Moyes for the hard work, honesty and integrity he brought to the role of destroying @ManUtd.

— gunnerblog (@gunnerblog) April 22, 2014

At least #DavidMoyes can finish off that #HouseofCards marathon now. #TimeToNetflix

— Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) April 22, 2014

David Moyes today. pic.twitter.com/4hCBj46YRS

— 3rd Eye (@3rdEyeNot) April 22, 2014

"David Moyes is the chosen one. For ten months, then we choose a new one for a little while. Then another one" #MUFC

— Soran Ismail (@Soranismail) April 22, 2014

Saddest day in the history of football as David Moyes the manager who brought a smile to the faces of millions of fans is wrongfully sacked

— Mudit Jhamb (@afc_mj) April 22, 2014

Man United's emails after Moyes got sacked!!! pic.twitter.com/5GEP1Y3Cvg

— Ryan Fatone (@rfatone1) April 22, 2014

Moyes gone and news comes in that Robin Van Persie is feeling less injured.

— Sachin Nakrani (@SachinNakrani) April 22, 2014

David Moyes has taken over Twitter in the UK. Another record broken… #MoyesSacked pic.twitter.com/md6moSfpeC

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) April 22, 2014

David Moyes' heatmap from today. pic.twitter.com/LZfCthPKXE

— Alwyn Payne (@AlwynPayne) April 22, 2014

Gone but never forgotten. #Moyes #Legend

— MrBoywunder (@MrBoywunder) April 22, 2014

Hearing Moyes getting sacked on the radio https://t.co/8fbWOrDFWn

— Hassan (@LIVA_GOTTA) April 22, 2014

Tottenham fans react to the news that Moyes has been cut to 5/1 to take over at White Hart Lane. pic.twitter.com/wdMhkFIeSH

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 22, 2014

Moyes at Man United. What an amazing 10 months they were. pic.twitter.com/w076Da2Fsq

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) April 22, 2014

The Manchester Utd career of David Moyes in facial expressions…https://t.co/5WpMkCT3PQ

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 22, 2014

David Moyes in the Man United boardroom. http://t.co/W7QvJ4oyzG

— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) April 22, 2014

Moyes has barricaded himself inside and taken Welbz hostage “@RobDawsonMEN: In other news, a police car has just turned up at Carrington.”

— Tom Coast (@sardinetrawler) April 22, 2014

"Right guys, we need to announce that we've sacked David Moyes, but first…" pic.twitter.com/L534fXEliz

— The SPORT Bible (@TSBible) April 22, 2014

The MU board asked Moyes to give them three good points as to why he should stay. Moyes replied, "3 points for MU? Impossible!" ;) #jokes

— Clint Roper (@SoccaClint) April 22, 2014

Every time Man Utd concede a goal under Ryan Giggs the TV cameras will instantly show David Moyes' reaction sitting in the stand.

— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) April 22, 2014

Here's a vine to sum up David Moyes' time as Man Utd manager! https://t.co/DWhCIGZkzA

— Oddschanger (@Oddschanger) April 22, 2014

Moyes – and no, the Goodison crowd telling Moyes that he was 'getting sacked in the morning' doesn't count as notice of termination.

— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) April 22, 2014

David Moyes leaving Old Trafford… http://t.co/J1Dlr0ZW1h

— Football Vines (@FootballVines) April 22, 2014

Everyone relax! If Moyes is spotted within 10 miles of The Lane, he will be shot on the spot. Ledley has got this…. pic.twitter.com/fsE4Q53r2O

— Tottenham Funnies (@SpursFunnies) April 22, 2014

Best get the locks changed at Goodison. Don't want Moyes getting any ideas.

— Roberto Martínez (@TheR_Martinez) April 22, 2014

Lol Moyes hits back pic.twitter.com/6b9gu7SF4d

— Geremi (@EddieKoboah) April 22, 2014

Moyes is fixed up with a new job at least. pic.twitter.com/maf5FDI9vW

— Adnan Januzaj Lad (@cheapjanuzaj) April 22, 2014

The Sun illustrates the fall of David Moyes. pic.twitter.com/KYV3IuCxLR

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) April 22, 2014

David Moyes before and after the Manchester United job. pic.twitter.com/Se219cP9Ec

— Transfer Centre (@CentreTransfer) April 22, 2014

Moyes so sad, I make him smile! "Hey Moyes, as you no longer manage United, is now ok for Zaha to fuc….." Kagawa unconscious,..7 minute!

— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) April 22, 2014

Oh David… #MoyesSacked #Moyes pic.twitter.com/lTtSHA8uga

— Papa John's UK (@PapaJohnsUK) April 22, 2014

Poor ol Moyes. He was about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear.

— Derek Trotter (@DelBoy_ofah) April 22, 2014

I believe Moyes was little bit unlucky at Utd. Apart from lacking maybe quality, tactics, results and points, he did quite well.

— Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) April 22, 2014

No Moyes – No Points pic.twitter.com/av5B38xvBQ

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) April 22, 2014

Bye Bye Moyes…We all will miss u..#MoyesSacked pic.twitter.com/jrBRpQqYm0

— MaZaCar FanBase!!! (@mazacar07) April 22, 2014

If you thought this couldn't get sadder, it's David Moyes's birthday on Friday. Imagine him in a little party hat, putting a brave face on.

— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) April 22, 2014

Fellaini's in a corner feeling like those kids who feel they're partially to blame for their parents' divorce "it's not you, son" #moyes

— Mr Sense Of Humor (@121doctor) April 22, 2014

The difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and David Moyes. pic.twitter.com/JsPOtO61FZ

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) April 22, 2014

Those who spent the whole day in office tweeting about Moyes getting sacked, your turn is next..

— Priyanka Lahiri Sen (@lahirip) April 22, 2014

Where next for David Moyes? http://t.co/wejoV8SPiO pic.twitter.com/IswJWijp9k

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 22, 2014

Liverpool fans react to Man United sacking David Moyes: http://t.co/aTi2X1iei0 #LFC #MUFC pic.twitter.com/v1qR2t2q5E

— talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) April 22, 2014

If Moyes wanted to be shown the same patience SAF was shown in 1986, then Moyes should have coached MUFC in 1986.

— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) April 22, 2014

It's cause Moyes didn't chew gum. That was the source of Ferguson's power.

— Mike. † (@mik3_wbu) April 22, 2014

Will still do a better job than David Moyes. pic.twitter.com/UWhvvhrT31

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) April 22, 2014

Just found David Moyes' face in a packet of digestives and it's gone and set me off again. @skysportsnews pic.twitter.com/mx1VXqlKzz

— Doc (@ManhattanDoc) April 22, 2014

Moyes said he thought they'd wait till end of the season, he's got a point there. Too bad not enough points to keep the job though :(

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) April 22, 2014

David Moyes Sacked but not forgotten pic.twitter.com/11uUPRn99N

— Epic Football (@TheEpicFootball) April 22, 2014

David Moyes to Fergie: 'YOU CAME IN LIKE A WREECCKIINGGG BALLLLLL..'

— FG (@FunnyGooner) April 22, 2014

Do I get to keep the Community Shield?

— David Moyes (@DavidWillyMoyes) April 22, 2014

David Moyes has checked in #MUFC #MoyesOut pic.twitter.com/ySTTlSBbDH

— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) April 22, 2014

Man United stock has risen to $18.68 today, its highest price since the start of the PL season. The Moyes Effect.

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) April 22, 2014

???????????????????????? #Moyes pic.twitter.com/KWy5I4rhMn

— Aaron Webster (@GWebbz33) April 22, 2014

Chelsea play Like Italy Arsenal play Like Spain City play Like Germany Liverpool play Like Brazil United under Moyes played Like Tahiti

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) April 22, 2014

That Chelsea line-up is more defensive than a Man United fan who predicted Moyes would win the league.

— Stupid Football (@StupidFootball) April 22, 2014

Poor Moyes pic.twitter.com/BsBjLl4yry

— 8 Troll Football (@8TrollFootball) April 22, 2014

Since being sacked as United manager this morning,Moyes has wasted no time and got a job with Sky, He installs his first dish next Monday

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) April 22, 2014

The way sky sports are carrying on, you'd think David Moyes had shot 3 members of his squad, then turned the gun on himself.

— Gareth Icke (@garethicke) April 22, 2014

At least Moyes isn't completely out of a job pic.twitter.com/vmJWbdgSkj

— Fifa Problems (@FlFAProbIems) April 22, 2014

This has been the most boring game of football I’ve seen since Moyes was manager of Manchester United.

— Tobiias ? (@TobiiasGaming) April 22, 2014

Sad Moyes was fired. Problem was players never with him from day one. Next manager: Nigel Farage to ensure Man U stay out of Europe

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) April 22, 2014

PLUS! DID YOU MISS?

SEE ALSO: The best Ryan Giggs jokes as midfielder takes charge at United

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