The best David Luiz PSG jokes after £50m deal

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The David Luiz PSG jokes focused on the Brazilian star after Chelsea agreed a fee that could rise to £50m
BIG FEE: Luiz (Image: Agência Brasil)

The best David Luiz PSG jokes after an eye-watering transfer fee that could rise to £50m was agreed by Chelsea and the French club.

In an astonishing move, Paris Saint-Germain announced the enormous deal in the same week as receiving a large fine for breaking the Financial Fair Play regulations last season.

Fans around the world reacted to the news that the Brazilian was to become the world’s most expensive defender with David Luiz PSG jokes:

*2034* Son: "Wow, David Luiz was sold for £50 mil? He must have been amazing at defending, right Dad?" "Not at all, son. Not at all."

— David (@TekkaBooSon) May 24, 2014

£50m for David Luiz. And I thought freddos we're overpriced.

— Switch Magic (@SwitchMagic) May 23, 2014

PSG having to pay £50m for David Luiz is the harshest Financial Fair Play penalty I've heard of.

— SD Ritchie (@sdritchie) May 23, 2014

£50m for David Luiz? Even the man himself looks surprised at the news. How twitter reacted http://t.co/hRV3QOPN46 pic.twitter.com/iAygTMmARn

— William Hill Betting (@WillHillBet) May 23, 2014

Jose Mourinho's reaction after hearing PSG have offered £50m for David Luiz. pic.twitter.com/Dty7vWop84

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 23, 2014

Buying David Luiz for £50m is like buying a freddo for £20 and telling the cashier to keep the change.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 23, 2014

PSG: "We can't go past £50m for Luiz." Chelsea: "Man, I dunno …" /mutes phone BWAHAHAHAHAHAZOMGYES! /unmutes phone Chelsea: "… ok"

— Andy Glockner (@AndyGlockner) May 23, 2014

David Luiz arrives in Paris for his medical. pic.twitter.com/kytV07X1EU

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) May 23, 2014

Roman "Jose PSG want to buy Luiz for 50 million, are they insane?" Jose: "Accept" Roman "But it's immoral!" Jose: pic.twitter.com/JSsju7uAzK

— RIP Tito (@messileftfoot) May 23, 2014

If David Luiz is worth £50m, Vincent Kompany must be worth more than Apple.

— The SPORT Bible (@TSBible) May 23, 2014

Bought Diego Costa for £30m and Sold David Luiz for £50m.. pic.twitter.com/JvWKPQpty3

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) May 23, 2014

BREAKING: After spending £50m on David Luiz, PSG shock the world again by announcing they'll play him in goal. pic.twitter.com/eB8L9BObSQ

— yaya toure (@YayaToure_) May 24, 2014

David Luiz has failed his PSG medical after injuring himself by stepping on a rake! pic.twitter.com/Nb4KpEUcNi

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 24, 2014

"Hi Mr Abramovich, we'll give you £40m for David Luiz?" https://t.co/cZVlygzMCw

— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) May 24, 2014

That awkward moment when you realise… M.Chamakh (1.7) makes more tackles per game than £50m man D.Luiz (1.2) pic.twitter.com/9A0lKpk6kt

— Angry Arsene Wenger (@Angry_Arsene_) May 24, 2014

David Luiz worth £50m? pic.twitter.com/4k01Lw2WIK

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 24, 2014

£40m for David Luiz. https://t.co/a1MT0G7Ihy

— Football__Tweet (@Football__Tweet) May 24, 2014

David Luiz Now pic.twitter.com/7RiPrgVDJq

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) May 24, 2014

David Luiz looks like he will fail his medical in Paris… http://t.co/49fYvq3e1i

— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) May 24, 2014

Now I understand why David Luiz is going to PSG. pic.twitter.com/0DCUOBSH17

— Arsenal (@Goonerz1886) May 25, 2014

Vincent Kompany cost City £6million David Luiz cost PSG £50million pic.twitter.com/4zYI3TDFGW

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) May 25, 2014

David Luiz looks the part on snapchat. pic.twitter.com/kkvNzuUd21

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) May 26, 2014

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