- The best Chelsea jokes after Man City drubbing
- The best José Mourinho jokes after Eva Carneiro row
- More Chelsea doctor jokes as Carneiro karma bites
Despite Radamel Falcao breaking his goal-scoring duck, José Mourinho will be seething at seeing his side fall 8 points behind Manchester City after just 4 games played.
Another case of 3rd season meltdown for Mourinho? Looks like it might just be time to get out the popcorn and fold-up chairs.
Now, as promised, those Chelsea jokes…
Chelsea ONE-TWO Cry pic.twitter.com/q57xXceOWo
— Raf Yaakob (@RafYaakob) August 30, 2015
ION: Amazing that every time Falcao scores for Chelsea they lose….
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) August 29, 2015
People say Chelsea being 13th is a false position but that's not true – they are there on merit and will, in my opinion, stay up this year.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) August 29, 2015
— (@ilwin) August 30, 2015
"It was a cracking game and Chelsea played their part" That is Champions League condescension by Pardew, and he probably didn't even notice.
— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) August 29, 2015
MISSING: Eden Hazard. Last seen before the start of the Premier League. If found please contact Chelsea FC… pic.twitter.com/0hTPOscf7y
— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) August 29, 2015
Chelsea have to try and get John Stones as he's just the sort of player you need in a relegation battle. #MOTD
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 29, 2015
How do I go about requesting "Can't Buy Me Love" to be played at the Chelsea game at half time? @Everton
— Amy (@AJFBrown) August 30, 2015
— EOW (@_EOW_) August 29, 2015
— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) August 29, 2015
This is the worst start I've seen Chelsea make to a season since 2004 when they were founded
— Nigerian God (@Echecrates) August 29, 2015