The best Chelsea jokes after 1-0 Stoke defeat

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These fans support the manager, but will they still after hearing the Chelsea jokes following the 1-0 Stoke City defeat
But for how long(Image: CFC Unofficial (Debs))

This is the big list of all the best Chelsea jokes and memes after their 1-0 defeat at Stoke as the Premier League champions are left with more games played than points gained so far this season.

José Mourinho’s seemingly cursed side continued their devastatingly bad start to the season at the Britannia Stadium with a third straight league loss while their banned manager presumably watched from a hotel room somewhere.

So now here are even more Mourinho and Chelsea jokes following the 1-0 defeat to Stoke City on Saturday:

When the Chelsea's squad leave the ground tonight it will be the least entertaining thing to come out of Stoke since Anthea Turner.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 7, 2015

Ironically Stoke are shit.

— The Malcontent (@TheMal_Content) November 7, 2015

Don't know if I'm having a stoke or heart attack!! #CFCLive #cfc 💔💔💔

— Safeer Qamar (@safqamar) November 7, 2015

Meanwhile at Stoke Travelodge….. pic.twitter.com/AYAoSdGCME

— GoonerJohn (@mrjohnfriend) November 7, 2015

Haha Chelsea fans don't understand. You are the new Portsmouth. This is only the beginning.

— Jake. (@YedIin) November 7, 2015

Only one man can save Chelsea pic.twitter.com/TCEOPb8QIf

— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) November 7, 2015

This is the greatest Chelsea season of all time.

— Miriti Murungi (@NutmegRadio) November 7, 2015

Full-time at Stoke pic.twitter.com/bxaE4zFV51

— Jefferson Lake (@JeffersonLake) November 7, 2015

👋 pic.twitter.com/HY7nOstt1r

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) November 7, 2015

It is now mathematically impossible for Chelsea to stay up.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 7, 2015

Stoke. Where all dreams go to die.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 7, 2015

Stoke 1-0 Chelsea https://t.co/BP9nMV3MG1

— FootballFanCast.com (@FootballFanCast) November 7, 2015

Chelsea winning the league next season 1. Chelsea 2. Derby County 3. Birmingham 4. Huddersfield

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) November 7, 2015

Stoke fans right now pic.twitter.com/ByWIz9VBgV

— Nqaba Matshazi (@nqabamatshazi) November 7, 2015

We don't have bants for #Chelsea again, we've used it up game after game. Now we just have to wish them the best. Nothing to laugh at again.

— Ima Rihanna Fenty (@prettiedove) November 7, 2015

Chelsea last season vs Chelsea this season pic.twitter.com/DnePOYWlyx

— Jamie (@lfchero) November 7, 2015

Chelsea have lost again to Stoke 1-0 & now 16th! Here is a Chelsea's fans reaction below! #lfc #afc #mufc #CFC pic.twitter.com/sVJnrXdTt5

— John O (@foottiebanter) November 7, 2015

Chelsea messed up beating Dynamo Kiev midweek. That's their monthly win for November settled. Next win is in December.

— thedugout.co.ke (@ilfabiano) November 7, 2015

Everyone was right, Barca's Pedro can't do it on a cold windy night at Stoke

— Haidar. (@haidar_altaie) November 7, 2015

Let's be clear. Any pundit who now tries to make the story "All credit to Stoke" is a wet and a weasel.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 7, 2015

Draw, Lose or relegated , In Chelsea We Trust.

— WeAreChelseaFC (@WeAreChelseaFC) November 7, 2015

Stoke finished strongly after changing to five at the back. Fabregas was a great addition to their defence.

— EŃK (@OziLInstinct) November 7, 2015

Chelsea fans looking for their club pic.twitter.com/s1ydk7EADl

— Deji Kofi Faremi (@deejayfaremi) November 7, 2015

#Mourinho calls in the M.I.B. pic.twitter.com/85nlf58DFh

— Scot Williams (@scotwilliams) November 7, 2015

Chelsea's start this season! pic.twitter.com/4bLGSQFuri

— The Arsenal (@DareToWenger) November 7, 2015

Jose Mourinho gets that sinking feeling at Chelsea… pic.twitter.com/jpzd8dqNs9

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) November 7, 2015

Chelsea fans look, you are just 1 point away from UCL spot. pic.twitter.com/ZU35iJbdCF

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) November 7, 2015

We are declaring 7 days dry fasting for Chelsea FC starting 6am tomorrow. The hymn we will start with is 🎼eferitin is toninarand,toninarand🎼

— HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) November 7, 2015

Mourinho readying the list of excuses pic.twitter.com/ybFvNg5X4g

— Olivier (@WeIbeckinho) November 7, 2015

"Sure, let's sign Falcao", said Chelsea. "What's the worst that can happen?" they thought.

— Paul (@Kolology) November 7, 2015

Jose is happy about next week! #mufc #STKCHE #BPL #Mourinho pic.twitter.com/HzCo7SqPNx

— Red Devil Rants (@RedDevilRants) November 7, 2015

Finding Chelsea in PL table is tougher than finding Nemo

— Tintin (@SemperFiUnited) November 7, 2015

Job-line technology 😂😂 #Mourinho #bantz #stokelona #TheSpecialOne pic.twitter.com/rGOYhFUObD

— Ravi Durga (@rkdurga) November 7, 2015

Trouble reported in a Travel Lodge in Stoke. pic.twitter.com/c3IQg1ODXs

— Pitch banter (@pitch_banter) November 7, 2015

possible change of profession after todays results #Chelsea #Mourinho pic.twitter.com/gbjMvchY89

— Kamunge Njau (@riq_munge) November 7, 2015

Chelsea's title defence so far… https://t.co/172WoGwoye

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) November 7, 2015

Didn't realise everyone was a Stoke fan

— Fraser Wilson (@fraser_wd) November 7, 2015

Jose Mourinho asking the Lord for forgiveness. Please lets join Mourinho& #CFC in prayers please. @4eyedmonk @Chxta pic.twitter.com/cmsaBkV5YC

— PSAMYYAYO (@PsamyYayo) November 7, 2015

Has #chelsea jinxed? Who have predicted this "3 points above relegation zone" When season started 4 #EPL champion pic.twitter.com/KKkhV3dWWK

— Bamidele Ibukun Raph (@Blessingnicelfc) November 7, 2015

Nothing as gone Right for Chelsea as The Team Bus Leaves Stoke.. #Chelsea pic.twitter.com/6WKWW1j0U6

— EBAYGUMTREE (@savs66) November 7, 2015

Well done #Chelsea. This picture is apt, tho of course he wasn't in the stadium….. #cfc pic.twitter.com/Wp6b3I7zDW

— Luke Vernon (@LukeVernon) November 7, 2015

Chelsea trying to stay in the league race pic.twitter.com/YVNLKQXKcz

— #strongertogether (@TonyVodka) November 7, 2015

When you are near the relegation zone it is important to pick up points from the other teams around you. Well done Stoke.

— Paul Starr (@ItsMerlin) November 7, 2015

These official Chelsea match reports getting worse (but funnier) by the week. #cfc pic.twitter.com/dp78NQ0iGg

— James Fielden (@James_Fielden) November 7, 2015

Mourinho is a good manager. But can he do it on a wet weekend in Stoke? Clearly Not

— Steve Harwood (@leedsyid) November 7, 2015

Calm down Stoke fans, it's only Chelsea

— United Banter (@MUFC_linkup) November 7, 2015

Everything about Chelsea this season is just 😞.. pic.twitter.com/KlkenTINEx

— Leroy (@lorddsick) November 7, 2015

You're laughing at Chelsea now but they're gonna destroy the Championship next season

— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) November 7, 2015

He bad mouthed Wenger,bad mouthed Benitez, etal Just when he bad mouthed Eva Carneiro things turn to worst for him Respect women #Chelsea

— ACTIVIST2.0 (@IAmAyo_Activist) November 7, 2015

Hotel room in Stoke tonight…Portuguese occupant has checked out… pic.twitter.com/ceLPUiTKBB

— Gary Coogan (@Coogs34) November 7, 2015

Sorry it's taking me too long to type, but I sprained my thumb scrolling down to find Chelsea in the PL table.

— ɐqᴉɥ (@GoGetMyCoffee) November 7, 2015

I nab tweets and I get hate.. Chelsea nabbed Sunderland's form and get paid millions..

— Uber Chelsea FC (@UberCheIseaFC) November 7, 2015

Diego Costa summing up Chelsea's season so far https://t.co/nHdtSCtSkH

— Spanish Gooner (@ElSpanishGooner) November 7, 2015

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