The best Chelsea bus jokes after Champions League loss to Atlético Madrid

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This London bus could well have formed one of the best Chelsea bus jokes after their Champions League semi-final loss to Atlético Madrid
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The best Chelsea bus jokes after parking it couldn’t prevent Atlético Madrid winning 1-3 at Stamford Bridge in the Champions League semi-final second leg last night.

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José Mourinho’s Chelsea are out of Europe for another season and rival fans were quick to react with glee as the home team found themselves unable to defend an early one goal lead.

This is the biggest list of the best Chelsea bus jokes anywhere on the web.

Come on Chelsea get that bleedin bus aaaaat pic.twitter.com/aKkeSM3Jxe

— Mark Smith (@marksmith1126) April 30, 2014

#Chelsea go 1 up and immediately bring on a sub #UCL pic.twitter.com/fFCqEeFO6n

— The Frankie Macca (@TheFrankieMacca) April 30, 2014

Hand brake on, doors locked, windows closed, pay & display ticket in windscreen, the bus is now parked! #Torres #CFC pic.twitter.com/1SumYenEjN

— Jamie Fox (@jamiefox1) April 30, 2014

It is illegal to talk to the bus driver while the bus is in motion.. pic.twitter.com/3rSarJD4bY

— Joseph Pepper (@JosephPepper) April 30, 2014

After parking the bus as often as #chelsea have done, #Stamfordbridge has seemingly incurred a few potholes…

— Ryan Cummings (@Pol_Sec_Analyst) April 30, 2014

Bus has got a flat!!!!

— Chris Casper (@ChrisCasper1) April 30, 2014

Maureen in the dressing room "we're going to need a bigger bus"

— You Are My Arsenal (@YouAreMyArsenal) April 30, 2014

#Chelsea pic.twitter.com/rnLfWRvJH3

— Coach (@ScottNotInVAN) April 30, 2014

Chelsea on the way home pic.twitter.com/NGWIYOTXGv

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) April 30, 2014

Live images of the Mourinho repairing the bus pic.twitter.com/MLbsreQW0y

— #FactsofIbra (@FactsofIbra) April 30, 2014

Chelsea appear to have hired a minibus not a double decker #chelsea #ucl

— Tom (@Jupon_tom) April 30, 2014

THIS BUS TERMINATES HERE #Chelsea

— #BORISBIKE (@TheVujanic) April 30, 2014

@norburyrob: @GaryLineker think somebody left the bus door open…” < They're all needed because of the tube strike.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 30, 2014

Chelsea fans look like they've been hit by a bus #Chelsea #AthleticoMadrid pic.twitter.com/0cd3kM799I

— Prakash Patel (@ashpatel2010) April 30, 2014

Ah lads, who left the handbrake off on the bus?? #Chelsea #UEFACL

— Ciarán Lenehan (@CiaranLen) April 30, 2014

First they've had tube strikes in London, now they've got a bus strike at Stamford Bridge! #Chelsea

— Martin Park (@ParkythePro) April 30, 2014

"@UnofficialNiggz: “@TheVujanic: THIS BUS TERMINATES HERE #Chelsea” ????" PLEASE TAKE ALL YOUR PLAYERS AND LEAVE THE PITCH

— LéMike (@PoeticMikeUK) April 30, 2014

WHY DID THE DRIVER MOVE THE BUSES ?? #Chelsea pic.twitter.com/GPwWR30JnJ

— Amit (@AmitMajithia) April 30, 2014

Chelsea really need to consider getting a new bus for next season…

— Luis Suarez (@Luis16saurez) April 30, 2014

#Chelsea bus after the #ChelseaAtleticoMadrid game pic.twitter.com/GgWxuDhJDh

— osamabetladen (@osamabetladen) April 30, 2014

Exclusive images of #Chelsea team from Stamford Bridge pic.twitter.com/GxpxKH58AO

— NICE TWITS (@ChumbiNyirii) April 30, 2014

Look, the bus is crashed. pic.twitter.com/DAcm9ZEnXk

— Fans of Arsenal (@FansofArsenal2) April 30, 2014

Picture: Chelsea during the game pic.twitter.com/9hDvuDoak9

— barcastuff (@barcasstuff) April 30, 2014

BUS W*NKERS! pic.twitter.com/6B6xoVhXQS

— Betfair Sportsbook (@Betfair) April 30, 2014

Mourinho's dream bus, the airbus. Bigger is better, safer #Mourinho #Chelsea pic.twitter.com/nb8vPM4lRA

— Gio (@GioJules) April 30, 2014

If Chelsea wanted a bus that wouldn't budge, they should've borrowed Arsenal 's open-top one. It's been parked up for years. #CFC #AFC

— Roberto Martínez (@TheR_Martinez) April 30, 2014

The Chelsea bus at the moment pic.twitter.com/LSAvhHS0Kr

— . (@AnfieldRd96) April 30, 2014

The bus is burning! The bus is burning! The bus is burning! pic.twitter.com/QIzol2XUI3 #ChelseaAtleti

— Ziyaad LFC (@ZIYAAD_LFC) April 30, 2014

Bus breaks down on way to Lisbon.

— Kyle Martino (@kylemartino) April 30, 2014

RIP Chelsea's bus

— Spencer Morgan (@spencermorgan93) April 30, 2014

" My bus my bus" pic.twitter.com/yyw3QNASdr

— Kopwatch (@KOPWATCH) April 30, 2014

Mourinho looking at the bus like pic.twitter.com/4UibPLJ9qT

— barcastuff (@barcasstuff) April 30, 2014

The wheels on the bus go 3-1 down, 3-1 down, 3-1 down the wheels on the bus go 3-1 down…

— Jarvo (@Jarvo_WHU) April 30, 2014

Has anyone called the AA? Reports of a bus broken down at the Bridge.

— LiverpoolLogic (@LiverpoolLogic) April 30, 2014

Well Chelsea m'lads, you'll be back to the day job at the weekend. Splendid. pic.twitter.com/JTgLDZy0Gs

— Tweeter Alliss (@TweeterAlliss) April 30, 2014

When you park the bus make sure it's not near any red lines pic.twitter.com/h7d5yF1pO4

— Kick Arse (@kickarseHD) April 30, 2014

Anyone got any images of a smashed up bus I can borrow? Think I've got a cracking joke up my sleeve here.

— Match of the Dave (@MatchOfTheDave) April 30, 2014

Athletico have just left Jose's bus on bricks!! Hope they go all the way!!

— Neil Fitzmaurice (@Fitzyfella) April 30, 2014

Mourinho's probably gonna blame the pit crew for not changing the tyres & refueling the bus at half-time.

— STAN (@ParvesKoyes) April 30, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea are preparing a summer bid for a new bus after it has been destroyed this evening.

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) April 30, 2014

Chelsea's defeat tonight means this remains the only bus to reach a European Cup final in Lisbon… pic.twitter.com/q234ocuPeo

Celtic Wiki (@TheCelticWiki) April 30, 2014

Last night: Death of tika taka. Tonight: Death of parking the bus.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) April 30, 2014

Chelsea and Bayern knocked out in two days = Good. A million and one more 'bus' metaphors today = bad.

— Thom Kirwin (@Thomkirwin) April 30, 2014

Chelsea new signings for the 2014-2015 season. pic.twitter.com/s0yRe6nbA2

— Goonerman AFC (@davidhickman14) April 30, 2014

Jose Mourinho looks devastated at the destruction of the Chelsea bus! #ChelseaAtleti pic.twitter.com/BRkhLekCew

— Andrew Bromage (@andrewrtw) April 30, 2014

It looks like the Chelsea players will have to take the Underground home as the team bus has been totally destroyed tonight!

— Luis Suarez (@Luis16saurez) April 30, 2014

Atletico parked 4 Ferraris and 2 Veyrons. TOO DAMN FAST. Chelsea bus cannot catch up with the speed bro! #Banter

— Effi Obefiend (@1Obefiend) April 30, 2014

What goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep? Cheatski's parade bus reversing back in to the garage.

— Ian Heaton (@Learphollach) April 30, 2014

KTBFFH: Keep The Bus Formation Flying High.

— Plesbol (@PLESETANBOLA) April 30, 2014

Chelsea's bus after losing to Atletico… pic.twitter.com/iHF2H7fJFd

— Shit. (@TheAnfieldGlory) April 30, 2014

Chelsea's bus. pic.twitter.com/5K2ng2lSlf

— Soccer Memes (@FBSoccerMemes) May 1, 2014

Atlético, Simeone and Courtois outstanding tonight. Seems that bus has broken down? pic.twitter.com/tqPHtCmePW

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) April 30, 2014

new chelsea fc badge: pic.twitter.com/XOEtXQ7mk9

— ITK Agent Didìer (@ITKDidier) April 30, 2014

Chelsea's bus after Atletico's clash pic.twitter.com/JCaR8EzXu2

— Pride of Merseyside (@LFC_Squad) May 1, 2014

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