It’s that time once more, here are our favourite Chelsea 3-1 Manchester United jokes as David Moyes and the Premier League champions lose again.
This is happening so often now that it’s becoming difficult to distinguish the old from the new and even the bad from the good – but we’ve done our best.
Let these David Moyes jokes and more take you on a journey through the match and beyond.
Presenting… the best Chelsea 3-1 Manchester United jokes:
No Fergie at Stamford Bridge today. He said he's rather stay in Barbados and watch this than Man Utd at the moment… pic.twitter.com/Gy2BXDMmS1
— Coral (@Coral) January 19, 2014
Man Utd fans. It's time once again to join us in the Moyes Prayer pic.twitter.com/WOIzaEWtcB
(by @simonhume and me)
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 19, 2014
Bright start from Man Utd, Carrick means business with that beard. pic.twitter.com/DZkImGBoj2
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014
Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/eMZbCrfF7R
— Lucius Maximus (@luciusmaximus) January 19, 2014
FFS Moyes pic.twitter.com/60xkPBM9ur
— DC (@DeanLDN22) January 19, 2014
Hey Moyes, Mourinho is saying good things about you. Any word for him? pic.twitter.com/xAOq6co4cb
— Jamie LFC (@jamie_kop) January 19, 2014
Man Utd dressing room, about 5 mins ago: "What did Sir Alex used to do, lads?" — David Moyes.
— Premier League Jokes (@PL_Jokes) January 19, 2014
United came out early for the 2nd half. I totally understand. There’s only a certain amount of Moyes sobbing into his hands anyone can take.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014
David Moyes reaction to Eto'o's 3rd goal… pic.twitter.com/koM3TSBWvh
— Just Sport (@JustSportZA) January 19, 2014
"Moyes effect" reached Sur Alex pic.twitter.com/7S0Njc0dd0
— Funny Football (@FunnyFootballll) January 19, 2014
It's literally open season on Man U. In football terms we're witnessing that bit of the revolution where this happens pic.twitter.com/Dq2SEnGg7c
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) January 19, 2014
"That could have been you bro!" pic.twitter.com/zDEx32Z5fG
— LADHumour (@LadHumour) January 19, 2014
David Moyes to star in new reality tv show
"I'm A Calamity, Get Me Eto'o here"
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) January 19, 2014
What's worse for Moyes, Zaha dominating his daughter or Eto'o dominating his starting eleven?
— Messi Minutes (@MessiMinutes) January 19, 2014
David Moyes… pic.twitter.com/YBl8lJaAwQ
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014
David Moyes turns to the United bench for options… pic.twitter.com/osLTQZuGbT
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014
I whisper ear of Moyes "I think it time for Japanese man of war!"
He say "JUST FUCKING SHUT IT SHINJI YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BUGGER!"
Racist!
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) January 19, 2014
One for Man Utd Fans pic.twitter.com/yueHZlBwMg
— True Lad (@MyTruelad) January 19, 2014
Hahahahaha!!!! Vidic sent off. Moyes' face: pic.twitter.com/y2apUlfrvq
— Doc (@ManhattanDoc) January 19, 2014
Moyes looked gutted there.. pic.twitter.com/D09KDOgrSf
— Plinkety Plink (@PlinketyPlink) January 19, 2014
Moyes: What are we going to do now, Phil?
Neville: Go to McDonalds on the way home?
Moyes: Get out of my sight, Phil.
Neville: Absolutely.
— Chris Smith (@cdsmith789) January 19, 2014
When you buckle under the weight of carrying Manchester United https://t.co/F94zAZKyDt
— Annie Road (@ThoseScouseLads) January 19, 2014
Another defeat and a miserable walk home for the Man Utd fans.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014
BREAKING: Moyes looking to sign 3 new players and 2 new eyebrows. pic.twitter.com/giK6LQG0bC
— Darrell Föard (@darrellfoard) January 19, 2014
Manchester United transfer negotiations https://t.co/97FQzLRSQb
— Kick Arse (@kickarseHD) January 19, 2014
David Moyes didn't waste much time buying a new forward…. #MUFC pic.twitter.com/L09JwvzP5x
— CarefreeYouth (@CarefreeYouth) January 19, 2014
Moyes. pic.twitter.com/qpBj2I95l7
— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) January 19, 2014
#RunMoyesRun pic.twitter.com/EHfuP7JB1H
— Run, Moyes, Run! (@RunMoyesRun) January 19, 2014
LIVE IMAGES of David Moyes pic.twitter.com/QNKSsFSC7P
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) January 19, 2014
this made me chuckle!! #football pic.twitter.com/8kh3tLSu5t
— curtis woodhouse (@woodhousecurtis) January 19, 2014
— Rasix (@r4six) January 19, 2014
So many chant of "MOYES OUT…MOYES OUT…MOYES OUT…MOYES OUT"
Team bus no usually so noisy!
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) January 19, 2014
David Moyes' sleeping arrangements for tonight. pic.twitter.com/0HLEttS31R
— Darren (@nsno_83) January 19, 2014
Moyes. pic.twitter.com/JJbvSIz40A
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) January 19, 2014
David Moyes' face. The gif that keeps on giving.
— Musa Okwonga (@Okwonga) January 19, 2014
There's a guy on the Tube in a clown fancy dress costume. Chelsea fans: "Oh, look. There's David Moyes."
— John Cross (@johncrossmirror) January 19, 2014
A recap of how Manchester United's season is going so far: http://t.co/pGVUzpRcw4 pic.twitter.com/o8tykxs10u
— SB Nation (@sbnation) January 19, 2014
BREAKING: Manchester United release their new feature film, available from the megastore on Monday. pic.twitter.com/UcAwhcUQOe
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) January 19, 2014
Another bad day for David Moyes and his #ClassOf14… pic.twitter.com/4YoWjHU1db
— Coral (@Coral) January 19, 2014
"Ever see The Beach Boys?"
"I saw Mike Love's Beach Boys"
"Not the same. Ever beat Man Utd?"
"We beat David Moyes Man Utd"
Not the same.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) January 19, 2014
Watching Manchester United these days is like seeing the school bully, now working at mcdonalds.
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) January 19, 2014
"They wanted me back this season" pic.twitter.com/kif5jl2y52
— John NOT Terry (@BigJohnTerry) January 19, 2014
Manchester United players start to think of a career change pic.twitter.com/3i7irXdITS
— Silly Football (@SillyFootball) January 19, 2014
BREAKING: Manchester United to change sponsor… pic.twitter.com/MYcgGWndmA
— Premier League Jokes (@PL_Jokes) January 19, 2014
Jose Mourinho – The Special One
David Moyes – The Clueless One
— Football Tweets (@FutballTweets) January 19, 2014
Arsene Wenger – Beautiful mind.
Jose Mourinho – Intelligent mind.
Sir Alex Ferguson – Legendary mind
David Moyes – Never mind!
— Football Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) January 19, 2014
Has anyone seen this man? If found please let David Moyes know pic.twitter.com/guuLVMFGFs
— SoccerCoachResource (@SoccerCoachRes) January 19, 2014