The best Brazil 2014 World Cup Opening Ceremony jokes

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Blatter announced Brazil 2014 and now here are the best Brazil 2014 World Cup Opening Ceremony jokes
FINALLY: Brazil 2014 (Image: Ricardo Stuckert/ABr)

The best Brazil 2014 World Cup Opening Ceremony jokes after an astonishing array of colourful outfits and dreamlike dancing combined with Pitbull, Jennifer Lopez and poor sound quality.

PLUS! DON’T MISS: The best jokes from Brazil 3-1 Croatia as the World Cup begins

A reportedly $9m feast of vegetable outfits and musical stars was broadcast to millions before the opening match of the tournament and it was not without its critics.

Whether you appreciated the extravagant event or not, everyone can enjoy these World Cup Opening Ceremony jokes.

Brazil celebrating their main export.. By taken 5 kilo's of it then coming up with this. #OpeningCeremony

— Football Jokes (@FootyGags) June 12, 2014

Brazil sure love Bugs Life. #OpeningCeremony

— Bearded FC (@BeardedFC) June 12, 2014

.@SimonCowell would have buzzed this by now #OpeningCeremony

— Football Tips (@footballtips) June 12, 2014

The @FIFAWorldCup has kicked off with…er…this? #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/HYtTFc0a7K

— Daily_Express (@Daily_Express) June 12, 2014

Well, this is the first football game I've ever watched and I must say it's not quite what I imagined. B #OpeningCeremony

— Bridget&Joan's Diary (@BridgetandJoan) June 12, 2014

That giant ball is going to open up to reveal Sepp Blatter counting his money #OpeningCeremony

— Katie Weasel (@KatieWeasel) June 12, 2014

Danny Boyle must be feeling pretty smug right now #OpeningCeremony

— innocent drinks (@innocentdrinks) June 12, 2014

They've obviously spent all their money on booking Jennifer Lopez and not buying decent sound equipment #OpeningCeremony

— SHANE REACTION (@MrShaneReaction) June 12, 2014

Pitbull, you and your flood expecting pants can get off the stage…the people in blue and green can stay…#OpeningCeremony

— FootballFacts101 (@FootballFact101) June 12, 2014

The fact this mess of an #OpeningCeremony cost $9million isn't going to help Brazil fend off charges over "wasted cash" #WorldCup2014

— Des Kelly (@DesKellyBTS) June 12, 2014

It sounded like JLo and Pitbull were trying to communicate with us from inside a seashell #audiofeed #OpeningCeremony

— TheUnwashedMass (@TheUnwashedMass) June 12, 2014

Just recreated the #OpeningCeremony on my living room floor. #WorldCup2014 pic.twitter.com/XbQUB9kes8

— Mark Jones (@mistermarkjones) June 12, 2014

Pitbull looks like Harry Hill. #OpeningCeremony

— Dog Is Dead (@Dog_Is_Dead) June 12, 2014

There's a 1986 Lada Riva somewhere wanting it's speakers back #WorldCup #OpeningCeremony

— Colin Murray (@ColinMurray) June 12, 2014

Did they not have a sparkly leotard in Pitbull's size? #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/HWd07iDCNE

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 12, 2014

Here's another look at that "walking broccoli" #SBSWorldCup #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/oO6AjNkVIw

— SBS – The World Game (@TheWorldGame) June 12, 2014

First dive of World Cup happens before a ball is even kicked #WorldCup #OpeningCeremony https://t.co/7enVCWGsAi

— Anthony Yacoub (@TrickyFC) June 12, 2014

In 2010 atleast you didnt have to be an experienced botanist to understand what was going on in there #openingceremony

— Hassan -el-Toleton ™ (@MrToleton) June 12, 2014

Bid? Check! Stadiums? Check! Awesome! Let's do this! Cool, so who sorted the #OpeningCeremony? Guys? The ceremony? Anyone?! GUYS?!

— Tom Eaton (@TomEatonSA) June 12, 2014

There was something evil about the #WorldCup #openingceremony, can’t quite put my finger on it, hmmm… pic.twitter.com/8q5XNSIAgS

— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) June 12, 2014

Opening ceremony finished already but I suppose they have to leave some time to finish building the stadium #WorldCup2014 #BrazilvsCroatia

— Alan McKinlay (@MirrorMacca) June 12, 2014

Let's watch the the first half eh lads? #WorldCup2014 #BrazilvsCroatia pic.twitter.com/6mEJhKUV2I

— JeffH (@JeffHervel) June 12, 2014

#BrazilvsCroatia For the opening ceremony they should have just laid Hulk down on the centre circle and slowly revealed his arse

— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) June 12, 2014

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  • rkrutzler

    Actually, a Belgium actress and an American art professional were in charge for the opening ceremony. Does it make sense now? FIFA also decides its theme and duration. Posting comments can be very embarrassing!!

  • A Wilson

    ITV Football, inundated with complaints from 1000s of fans who COULD hear Lopez & Pitbull singing

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