The best boring Manchester United jokes from late Sheffield United FA Cup win

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This man could use some boring Manchester United jokes to perk him up after their late 1-0 Sheffield United FA Cup win
This man couldn’t make it to full time (Image: Jon Ross)

As their play continues to disappoint, these are the best boring Manchester United jokes from their late win over Sheffield United at Old Trafford in the FA Cup third round on Saturday.

Louis van Gaal’s side eventually managed to secure a 1-0 win thanks to a Wayne Rooney penalty in added time but they failed to impress against the League One opposition for long periods of the game.

Don’t miss the boring Manchester United jokes from their 1-0 FA Cup win against Sheffield United:

Taken me 5 mins to work out which goal man utd are attacking!!!!

— ROB (@1RobBeasley) January 9, 2016

Scenes at Old Trafford 22 minutes into the game. pic.twitter.com/GLPjO6puc0

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) January 9, 2016

Watching Man Utd pic.twitter.com/Fj0zmkhCFc

— Bryan Kearney (@bryankearney) January 9, 2016

Watching Man Utd play + Listening to Michael Owen commentate = pic.twitter.com/4IgwZHDufa

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) January 9, 2016

Man Utd should wear beige in keeping with their current football.

— Jim Beglin (@jimbeglin) January 9, 2016

TV stations have soon got to realise broadcasting Man Utd games is a huge mistake. We've turned over. Just spoke to friends who have too.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) January 9, 2016

Trying to watch the Man Utd game… pic.twitter.com/leR2QlllsL

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) January 9, 2016

Half time: Man Utd 😴 – 😴 Sheff Utd pic.twitter.com/ry8g7YWi77

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) January 9, 2016

Last 10 first-halfs at Old Trafford: 0-0, 0-0, 0-0, 0-0, 0-0, 0-0, 0-1, 0-0, 0-0, 0-0. pic.twitter.com/j15uI3dLM9

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) January 9, 2016

#MUFC Looking for shots on target 👇👇👇👇👇👇 #MUFCvSUFC pic.twitter.com/QdgIwSODFm

— chiefmunk (@alvin_366) January 9, 2016

What @OptaJoe say about Man Utd's 'key passes' today pic.twitter.com/tL8pQcoTLx

— Tom Rostance (@TJRostance) January 9, 2016

There are fans at Old Trafford wishing they were trapped in IKEA listening to Coldplay. #mufc

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) January 9, 2016

Just told my kids- "do your homework or I'll make you watch the Man Utd match"

— Tim Mc Garry (@Tim_Mc_Garry) January 9, 2016

I can see a shock on the cards at Old Trafford with United scoring.

— Red Ken (@4everagooner) January 9, 2016

I'd rather watch Paul Pogba play FIFA than a Man Utd match.

— Rob Beckett (@robbeckettcomic) January 9, 2016

Ironic cheers as Man Utd have a shot on goal. pic.twitter.com/nXXkgGKtMb

— bet365 (@bet365) January 9, 2016

If the FA Cup is magic then this game is a squib. #MUFCvSUFC

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) January 9, 2016

Paint watches Man Utd dry.

— b (@PremTekkers) January 9, 2016

Goals Galore at Man Utd? Which GOAL????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/9VXHSlGAwS

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) January 9, 2016

Somebody should release this Man Utd vs Sheff Utd match on DVD so doctors can cure Insomnia forever.

— Michael Vaughan (@Mike_Vaughan) January 9, 2016

How many Man Utd managers does it take to win a football match? Nobody knows.

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferby5) January 9, 2016

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