The best Aston Villa jokes, facts & stats after 2-0 QPR defeat

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We’ve collected all the best Aston Villa jokes, facts and stats after Paul Lambert’s side slumped to a 2-0 defeat to QPR at Loftus Road last night and fail to score in their fifth consecutive match.

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Queens Park Rangers were able to lift themselves off the bottom of the Premier League table after producing a convincing performance to overcome the lacklustre visitors who continued their dismal recent form.

As the internet reacted, check out the best Aston Villa jokes, facts & stats following the 2-0 QPR defeat:

PHOTO: Austin finishes Aston Villa off pic.twitter.com/LP9baZrG3V

— FourFourTweet (@FourFourTweet) October 27, 2014

Villa bring on Darren Bent and Joe Cole to try and rescue the game, unfortunately it's not 2006 so they've got no hope.

— FootballInThePast (@FootballInT80s) October 27, 2014

The general feeling amongst Villa fans at Lambert right about now.. pic.twitter.com/A01XdW2PgA

— dan hodges. (@dannhodges) October 27, 2014

I’m not sure if this is a serious suicide attempt from Aston Villa or just a very genuine cry for help.

— Wally Downes jr (@WallyDownes_Jr) October 27, 2014

Leeds and Watford have had 5 managers between them since Aston Villa last scored a goal.

— Jonny Blain (@jonoblain) October 27, 2014

Aston Villa since Paul Lambert's contract extension: 0 wins, 0 draws, 5 losses. 0 goals scored, 13 goals conceded.

— Nikos Overheul (@noverheul) October 27, 2014

Convinced now that Villa will score no more goals in football. Very sad. They'd make a film of it. A tearjerker starring Hanks as Lambert.

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) October 27, 2014

Since Roy Keane shaved off his beard Aston Villa have not won a game. Ha

— Bearded FC (@BeardedFC) October 27, 2014

I have scored as many goals in the Premier League as Aston Villa have in the last 5 games.

— The BRUM Bible (@BrummieBible) October 27, 2014

Can we organise this for the Tottenham game? #avfc @oldmansaid @HeartOfTheHolte @Villa_Trust pic.twitter.com/nrgLiS5VhV

— Smiffy (@SmiffyLJ) October 27, 2014

@arlowhite >Villa are like a man with diarrhea who can't get his trousers down

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) October 27, 2014

Villa fans every time they lose be like.. pic.twitter.com/OZZAN95gJu

— DaleEdgington (@dale_edgington) October 27, 2014

16 managers have left their job since Aston Villa last scored a goal.

— Uber Football Fact (@UberFootFact) October 27, 2014

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