The best #AskOzil questions for Arsenal’s Mesut Özil

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Arsenal's Mesut Özil answered questions via the #AskOzil hashtag on Twitter
ANSWERED QUESTIONS: Özil (Image: erdali)

Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil and this season’s ‘assist king’ took questions via the hashtag #AskOzil on Twitter this afternoon and we’ve picked out our favourites.

The German international has a total of 16 assists this season, double that of his nearest rival, and can afford to take some time out of training to field queries from fans.

He even attempted a couple of jokes himself:

@MesutOzil1088 what was the first English word you learnt? #AskOzil

— Ozil's Assistant (@yulawaka) January 8, 2016

assist, of course… ah no… just kidding 😉 #AskOzil https://t.co/ST8E4tRNlk

— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) January 8, 2016

What do you like, if anything, most about living in England? #AskOzil

— Chris (@chrispople14) January 8, 2016

Football passion, fairplay on the stands, British humour and Jamie Carragher on TV 😁😉😉 #AskOzil https://t.co/0i1kHsZ8Iz

— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) January 8, 2016

These are the best of the rest:

@MesutOzil1088 @Arsenal Will you marry me ? #AskOzil

— Sarah (@arsenalement) January 6, 2016

#AskOzil can you assist me with my coursework?

— Papa Ire (@Papa_Ire) January 8, 2016

You can find any pass from any angle but do you think you'd be able to find Hazard's form? #AskOzil

— Hiten. (@HitenPatel13) January 8, 2016

Dont want to ask but tell the admin to unblock 😂 #AskOzil pic.twitter.com/8cRoFdbbzd

— Lukita (@ModricEsque) January 8, 2016

#AskOzil – How much of an inspiration has Dimitri Payet been in your life?

— West Ham Photos⚒ (@whufcphotos) January 8, 2016

#AskOzil How Offside are your eyes exactly?

— Dan Tracey (@dantracey1983) January 8, 2016

Whats it's like wearing @oculus_rift all the time? #AskOzil

— Bardi (@BardiTFC) January 8, 2016

Should someone else not being doing this Q&A while Mesut assists them with their answers? #AskOzil

— Ryan McGuigan (@Drummerlung) January 8, 2016

#AskOzil can you find yourself? 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😳😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

— Nathon W (@nathonw) January 8, 2016

#AskOzil can you assist me with the revision for my exams?

— Dan Holloway (@RFCdan) January 8, 2016

Hey Ozil, can you ASSIST us to locate the lost Eurobond money? #AskOzil

— !Collins¡ (@collinsikutwa) January 8, 2016

Since you can seemingly find anyone on the pitch, can you find me a girlfriend? #AskOzil @MesutOzil1088

— jack (@j_manna7) January 8, 2016

Gonna keep reposting the HYPNÖZIL until sempai notices me #askozil @MesutOzil1088 pic.twitter.com/kxbFPSkmB1

— Prairie Rose Clayton (@hoover_dam) January 8, 2016

.@MesutOzil1088 How many mirrors does Giroud have in his locker? #AskOzil

— RUSS BENGT$ON (@russbengtson) January 8, 2016

can you assist me prayers ? I have Math Exam tomorrow.😴 #AskOzil

— safin (@SafBarzani) January 8, 2016

Do you know what happens if you chat sh*t? @MesutOzil1088 #AskOzil

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) January 8, 2016

Are you the reincarnation of Enzo Ferrari? #AskOzil pic.twitter.com/CTv2FNHGti

— Sai Krishna (@92sai) January 8, 2016

@MesutOzil1088 Have you got a Twitter account and if so what's the Twitter handle for it? #AskOzil

— KeithTheGooner (@KeithTheGooner) January 8, 2016

#AskOzil When you go to see a movie in 3D, you use glasses 3D or not?

— EL SORCELINHIOOO (@Hagoun92) January 8, 2016

Will you come to Fulham? #AskOzil @MesutOzil1088

— Tom (@TomDontCairney) January 8, 2016

@MesutOzil1088 What's the most effective method of burning a tube seat after this has happened to it? #AskOzil pic.twitter.com/CK1NtEVrZW

— KeithTheGooner (@KeithTheGooner) January 8, 2016

We all know you're good at finding passes, but could you help me find my dad? #AskOzil @MesutOzil1088

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) January 8, 2016

That's all from @MesutOzil1088 – stay tuned for another @Arsenal Twitter Takeover soon! #AskOzil #YaGunnersYa pic.twitter.com/O6RcCRUkLj

— Arsenal FC (@Arsenal) January 8, 2016

@Arsenal @MesutOzil1088 FUCK OFF YOU TWATS I'VE ASKED MORE THAN 50 QUESTIONS AND ALL YOU DID WAS IGNORING

— ♛AÖ♕ (@AssistantOzil) January 8, 2016

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