Yes, #AskJesus – that’s how Manchester City saw fit to hashtag their Twitter Q&A with winger Jesús Navas, as if that wasn’t only ever going to lead to one thing.
On a day which also brought wisecrackers out in their hordes for a Frank Lampard Q&A hashtagged #AskLamps, why not celebrate this cracking start to the week for hijacked Q&As by browsing our selection of the best #AskJesus tweets…
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) July 28, 2014
Can you explain why you walk on water but dive on Grass? #AskJesus
— Heisenberg (@gaffnr) July 28, 2014
You fed 5,000 with five loaves and two fish, so why didn't you give Yaya a cake? #AskJesus
— Michael (@SouthernSofties) July 28, 2014
— CHIEF. (@FutbolOverload) July 28, 2014
Did you become a winger because of your previous experience with crosses? #AskJesus
— b. (@_wangwe) July 28, 2014
#askjesus you walked on water but can you do it on a cold, Tuesday night in Stoke?
— Chris (@Kristov86) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus What are your thoughts on Judas and do you think he should start over David Silva this year?
— Messi Minutes (@MessiMinutes) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus I'm having a party, but I'm a bit strapped for cash. If I buy a couple of bottles of Evian, could you, you know… do your thing?
— James Murphy (@AverageCynic) July 28, 2014
#askjesus I know your mum was trying to avoid telling Joseph she slept with the postman, but did she ever think it'd get this out of hand?
— Amitai Winehouse (@awinehouse1) July 28, 2014
— Callum R Mackey (@CRMackey27) July 28, 2014