The best Arsène Wenger & Arsenal transfer deadline day jokes

Arsène Wenger and Arsenal transfer deadline day jokes were everywhere as the final 2014 window closed
ANOTHER WINDOW CLOSED: Wenger (Image: Ronnie Macdonald)

As the final 2014 window closes, check out the best Arsène Wenger and Arsenal transfer deadline day jokes – full of fan frustration and welcomes for Danny Welbeck.


The north London side was not overly active yesterday but do seem to have secured the services of Manchester United striker Welbeck at the last minute.

Many fans though were left disappointed at the failure to bring in a central defender to replace the departing Thomas Vermaelen.

Here are the best Arsène Wenger and Arsenal transfer deadline day jokes:

"I didn't sign Falcao, but…" pic.twitter.com/Gi9oNArj2T

— The SPORT Bible (@TSBible) September 1, 2014

Arsenal are unable to get hold of Arsène Wenger in Rome as he is refusing to pay for data roaming.

— The FOOTBALL Bible (@TFBible_) September 1, 2014

First picture of Welbeck in an Arsenal kit pic.twitter.com/kjfbtGWjHo

— Simon (@CFCZone) September 1, 2014

Arsenal are signing a 23 year old Premier League winning international & acting like they're getting a lad that played 13 games in Ligue 2.

— (via @JonnyGabriel) (@JonnyGabriel) September 1, 2014

Arsenal's search for a new striker is getting quite desperate now!! #fullkitwanker pic.twitter.com/2qasWZMa9x

— Full-Kit Wankers (@WankersFullKit) September 1, 2014

Fuck Wenger, fuck his mum, fuck all his children, his cousins, his milkman, fuck his local sainsburys, fuck his car just fuck him

— Sean (@PariSeanGermain) September 1, 2014

Arsene Wenger has upset me that much I didn't even laugh at a reporter getting a dildo in the face. Look at what you've done Arsene.

— Alex Brooker (@alex_brooker) September 1, 2014

BREAKING: Arsene Wenger confirms his interest in the purple dildo, as he looks for more penetration up-front.

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) September 1, 2014

@harrikyle95: arsene wenger to bring back tupac on a 18 month loan!!” There would be big Changes if that happened pic.twitter.com/umCRoow6A2

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) September 1, 2014

Wenger after I nank him in his chest pic.twitter.com/XGi9h3prY8

— Ade ll (@adeimg) September 1, 2014

Ozil when he found out Arsenal's big signing was Welbeck pic.twitter.com/xMuriU8G2o

— RIP Tito (@messileftfoot) September 1, 2014

You have 2 hours to save my life Wenger. pic.twitter.com/UOVvIaJfq1

— Antti (@AFCAntti) September 1, 2014

Wenger's financial advisor init pic.twitter.com/F9JdHlWnJd

— ? (@6775Taff) September 1, 2014

Arsenal are the dyslexic kid in an exam.

— Tom Rosenthal (@rosentweets) September 1, 2014

Wenger is the only man more complicated than women

— Sho II (@Tosin_Sho) September 1, 2014

Arsene Wenger goes shopping #Welbeck #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/dfmmyFCVZb

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 1, 2014

My message to Arsenal fans: Cherish him. pic.twitter.com/tt1wvenat1

— ManUnitedTalk (@ManUnitedTalk) September 1, 2014

How many Welbeck's did Arsenal sign? pic.twitter.com/8XGktUMiAp

— Tom (@TJDFIFA) September 1, 2014

Arsenal fans, btw where is Kim Kallstrom?

— Kofi Di Maria (@KofiAkwaboah_MU) September 1, 2014

Is it too late to start looking to sign players?

— Arsène Wenger (@Arsene___Wenger) September 1, 2014

Arsenal are a Thatcherite's dream: no strikers. #afc #transferdeadlineday

— Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) September 1, 2014

Arsenal forever 4th! pic.twitter.com/0FRPC5et6a

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) September 1, 2014