The best Antonio Valencia sexting jokes after exposé in The Sun

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Antonio Valencia sexting jokes soon appeared on Twitter after the allegations of nude photos appeared in The Sun on Sunday
PLAYER ON AND OFF THE FIELD: Valencia (Image: Julia Novikova for Soccer.ru)

These are all the best Antonio Valencia sexting jokes after The Sun on Sunday alleged that the married Manchester United midfielder had been sending nude photos of himself to two women.

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Valencia, who has an eight-year-old daughter with his current wife, is said to have sent pictures of his genitals to ‘beautician’ Katy Latham as well as a twenty-year-old student.

Twitter reacted with glee and Antonio Valencia sexting jokes:

Antonio Valencia sent a picture of his left foot to a girl. Yes, he actually has one!

— Josh Dyson (@DysonJosh) October 11, 2014

Unlike his crosses, Antonio Valencia's pictures seem to have found the people he intended them for. Maybe he should start playing naked?

— Philip Gatt (@philgatt) October 11, 2014

Things we've learned today… 1. Brooks Newmark and Antonio Valencia own the same model of mobile phone. pic.twitter.com/XnjqytsP4l

— Christina Wallis (@xtinewallis) October 11, 2014

Antonio Valencia. Stray Crosses. Stray Nudes. What a guy.

— Negius (@DRealNexus) October 11, 2014

Surprised Valencia didn't decide to play it safe and just send those sexts to Rafael instead

— Nick (@ManUnitedYouth) October 11, 2014

Papers make stories up! Valencia United ace sends nude pictures! Absolute rubbish! How can anyone describe Velencia as a United ace!

— Doru (@dorucostas) October 11, 2014

Antonio Valencia meant to send his nudes to his mrs but just like his crosses, they went to the wrong people.

— Jo3 (@jo3_11) October 12, 2014

I'm not shocked Antonio Valencia sent pictures to two women, I'm just surprised the delivery made it past the first person.

— (via @JonnyGabriel) (@JonnyGabriel) October 12, 2014

So Katy Latham the 'ESCORT' sold a story on Antonio Valencia claiming to be a 'BEAUTICIAN' Kmt DPMO. I got stories I could sell about her!

— Aaron O'Connor (@OCizzle) October 12, 2014

Valencia not very good at playing away…. He's not very good at home either pic.twitter.com/vKn7hjj3nh

— David De Gea (@DDegea1) October 13, 2014

Well we did complain Valencia wasn't scoring enough….looks like he was after all. pic.twitter.com/KF4fluNYfz

— Totally Man Utd™ (@TotallyMUFC) October 13, 2014

As if he's capable of using his left hand pic.twitter.com/5Z8cZDuDEj

— Daniel Harris (@DanielHarris) October 11, 2014

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