More Luis Suárez bite jokes as wound is yet to heal

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As he awaits to hear his fate, the Luis Suárez bite jokes continue
Yeah! More Suárez bite jokes! (Image: Jimmy Baikovicius)

Another batch of Luis Suárez bite jokes as the fallout from his Italy vs Uruguay “incident” continues.

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The suspense is building as the Liverpool player mounts his defence of the allegations and we await news of his fate.

Why not continue the fun with this latest set of Luis Suárez bite jokes?

This is what Suarez sees! pic.twitter.com/LzefAF3wa2

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) June 25, 2014

Seems like the only solution is to remove all of Suarez's teeth. What do you think? #WorldCup2014 pic.twitter.com/ZIQ5nSIGgz

— Mr. SGAG (@SGAG_SG) June 25, 2014

Suarez's favorite game. #WorldCupProblems pic.twitter.com/C5oFs7c9M1

— World Cup Problems (@WorIdCupProbs) June 25, 2014

Apple have revealed how they came up with their logo. #LuisSuarez #Suarez pic.twitter.com/REaOyC0GGR

— Bodg, Matt and JoJo (@BodgMattandJoJo) June 25, 2014

EXCLUSIVE: We've got our hands on the definitive angle which proves that Luis Suarez bit Chiellini! #BrazilNuts pic.twitter.com/JRURrKkln2

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 25, 2014

Luis Suarez: My sub, My way. Spicy Italian. pic.twitter.com/hQTnl9Xr9p

— Coral (@Coral) June 25, 2014

Ivory Coast goalkeeper Boubacar Barry, the vegetarian Suarez.. pic.twitter.com/YFi5sAc17D

— FourFourTweet (@FourFourTweet) June 25, 2014

Suarez always chose Blanca in street fighter. #WorldCup

— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) June 25, 2014

I'm loving the Suarez pics. This n the jaws one the best pic.twitter.com/vfei8aDu1i

— Darrell Peck (@Darrellpeck) June 25, 2014

If Suarez has rabies, he could be charged with attempted murder.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 25, 2014

Luis Suàrez never gets to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of an opponent. pic.twitter.com/QZv5rXy33j

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) June 25, 2014

Good to see lots of people giving Suarez the cold shoulder. He much prefers it at room temperature.

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) June 25, 2014

So we finally found a Suarez pic that hasn't been photoshopped. #WorldCupProblems pic.twitter.com/QYlXF8bF9j

— World Cup Problems (@WorIdCupProbs) June 25, 2014

By far the best headline we've seen today, courtesy of @NewStatesman #suarez pic.twitter.com/dPxAz7Wkez

— Colossus Bets (@ColossusBets) June 25, 2014

Suarez has shaved his head in an attempt to hide from authorities #Suarez #worldcup pic.twitter.com/rZ8HPQngFL

— Liam Wade (@LiamWade10) June 25, 2014

Suarez bit my finger. http://t.co/1GBTJC9yl9

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) June 25, 2014

Suarez's lawyer is blaming a European conspiracy and insists incident was 'casual play'. There's been better defences at White Hart Lane.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 25, 2014

Details of Luis Suarez's lawyer revealed… pic.twitter.com/kJcCsX5Wnr

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 25, 2014

Luis Suarez's lawyer says he is polishing off a defence argument to present to FIFA… pic.twitter.com/Mg3v100fFv

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 25, 2014

#Suarez Edition of popular football game released! #NoRulesCup https://t.co/tvuBvCybpn

— #NoRules Football (@NoRulesFooty) June 25, 2014

Gary Lineker: "Luis Suarez thinks we're making a meal of it." http://t.co/s4ZjKzxbYn

— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) June 25, 2014

Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish… #Suarez pic.twitter.com/Ur0q3D9VIM

— Silvio De Rossi (@silvioderossi) June 25, 2014

U.S. consulate issues reminder of Recife shark-attack awareness campaign during World Cup — but says nothing about Luis Suarez attacks.

— Steven Goff (@SoccerInsider) June 25, 2014

He cheats, He dives, He'll eat your hands and thighs, Luis Suarez, Luis Suarez!

— Jay Cartwright (@JCartwrightN0T) June 25, 2014

What we see vs. What Suarez sees.. | pic.twitter.com/6F3kwY1ZRG

— 2014 World Cup (@2014_WorIdCup) June 25, 2014

One more #worldcup2014 #Suarez ?? pic.twitter.com/EsEfBfwlYY

— Funniest Puns (@FunniestGallery) June 25, 2014

Food, not food #suarez pic.twitter.com/OgiUkjf9zJ

— boysoccerprobs (@boysoccerprobs) June 25, 2014

Fred imitating Luis Suárez in today's training session. Poor Marcelo. pic.twitter.com/Rvv8AbUuso

— Seleção Brasileira (@BrazilStats) June 25, 2014

24 hours on, Brazilian TV now reporting Suarez incident accompanied by 'Who Let The Dogs Out?' by the Baha Men.

— Neil Ashton (@neilashton_) June 25, 2014

Shark attack & Suarez nonsense: sharks kill an average of about 4 people annually. Suarez hasn't killed anyone. Yet.

— sportingintelligence (@sportingintel) June 25, 2014

The owner of this restaurant deserves a raise.. Immediately. #suarez #worldcup2014 pic.twitter.com/2uXK2nRGqv

— Kip&The Slow Hearts™ (@kipmoorefanz) June 26, 2014

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