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There were many more jokes after England 1-2 Iceland as the fallout from England's Euro 2016 exit continues
NOT SMILING ANYMORE: England fan (Image: Robert Wallace)

There were many more jokes after England 1-2 Iceland as the nation started to move on following their dramatic exit from Euro 2016 on Monday night.

The consolatory fun continued this week as the English public struggled to come to terms with the unexpected defeat and subsequent fallout.

A press conference on Tuesday involving now former manager Roy Hodgson seem to only serve to rile home supporters further.

Here are the latest jokes after England 1-2 Iceland as their knocked out of the tournament:

Really looking forward to the #England game tonight. Had a terrible dream last night! 🙈

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 28, 2016

English FA already advertising for a replacement for Roy Hodgson ⚽️👍🏻 #ENGICE #EURO2016 #England #GroundhogDay pic.twitter.com/xcw2OFS5bI

— Jimbo Loony (@JimboLoony) June 28, 2016

Pro tip for Iceland: now might be the time to invade England and install yourselves as a government. Not sure there be much opposition.

— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) June 28, 2016

England's footballers just got called a bunch of overpaid nonces on BBC News 😂😂😂 https://t.co/YNVyUaXStB

— TheFootballCommunity (@Footy_Community) June 28, 2016

Think the England bus should be sent down Green Street on its return

— John Copping (@john_copping) June 28, 2016

Do we have to let the England team back in? Surely they qualify as unskilled?

— Josh Boswell (@JoshBoswell) June 28, 2016

Let's play a game.
How many England flags can you spot on cars today??

— ThingsWeHate (@Th1ngsWeHate) June 28, 2016

Coming soon: Russia 2018. Where England get knocked-out by the United Republic of Scotland and Gibraltar.

— Dan Levene (@danlevene) June 28, 2016

Well at least England can now concentrate on the league.

— cluedont (@cluedont) June 28, 2016

Schoolboys are now talking about making England team errors. #ENGICE #EURO2016

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 28, 2016

The best bit about the England debacle last night was that Roy clearly prepared a resignation speech pre-match.

What an inspiration

— Phantomsson (@PhantomL5) June 28, 2016

I'm a bit surprised at all the furore from England fans about last night's result. Is this not what they voted for on Thursday?

— James Dornan SNP (@glasgowcathcart) June 28, 2016

To my #LFC followers that follow #England ! Sorry ! but this is fekin funny ! pic.twitter.com/D1HtagSbJi

— garypjbyrne (@garybyrne999) June 28, 2016

It's just been annouced that the England team are flying back to Glasgow airport so they can get a heros welcome.

— no to the eu . (@brooking1980) June 28, 2016

To all England fans with a flag ready for the bin, do not waste them. #ComeOnIceland pic.twitter.com/suU1FaFBuL

— R Mackin (@mackin1982) June 28, 2016

We neither confirm or deny the rumours we are talking to @FA about showing future England teams data, maps and routes to the opposition goal

— Ordnance Survey (@OrdnanceSurvey) June 28, 2016

I'm considering whether my position as an England fan is untenable. Sigh…

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) June 28, 2016

On the upside of England losing, I got my boyfriend back 😼

— Sash✨ (@sashstuart) June 28, 2016

Supporting England makes you feel like one of those people who wire huge sums of cash to fictional Nigerian love interests.

— Andy Bush (@bushontheradio) June 28, 2016

New England badge. pic.twitter.com/7YHmyJ1WVE

— Anthony Richardson (@AmhRichardson) June 28, 2016

Defeated England football squad arrive back at Heathrow. #hadtobedone pic.twitter.com/GfBiXlMxQU

— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) June 28, 2016

Hold on. England, 'The Three Lions', knocked out by a team managed by a part time dentist? How many more lions will be killed by dentists?

— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) June 28, 2016

For Sale: England Football Team Bus. Hardly used. Buyer collects. Team included. #England

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 28, 2016

Can't believe England got beaten by Safeways, didn't even know they had a team. #WengerOut

— Chabuddy G (@CHABUDDYGEEZY) June 28, 2016

England were not useless last night. They were playing a new, gentler kind of football. #KeepHodgson

— AuthorJ&M (@JandMo) June 28, 2016

I apologise for comparing the England footballers to donkeys. Donkeys are really beautiful. #eeyore pic.twitter.com/NVg0sTmt4u

— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) June 28, 2016

Think about all those Muslim England fans. They felt sick last night but had nothing in the stomachs to throw up…

— hardeep singh kohli (@misterhsk) June 28, 2016

England Euro 2016 highlights, what a great tournament pic.twitter.com/q4Ps3y4xr2

— Jáck (@Jack_BFC_) June 28, 2016

Super photo of England team last night pic.twitter.com/I1ZD3zRMom

— Dr Davie Adam EngD (@DrDavieAdam) June 28, 2016

It's no wonder England lost. This is unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/CngShLh4EA

— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) June 28, 2016

When I'm back in England I'm going to Iceland store. Cause havoc. Throw food on floor. Put unexpected items in peoples bagging areas. AF

— AZAK FEVER (@AzakFeverAFC) June 28, 2016

Even though he kept the tag in, the shop refused to refund @jordannorth1's England shirt! pic.twitter.com/Ily1LazGeh

— Rock FM (@974RockFM) June 28, 2016

Bargain on England football car fresheners today. pic.twitter.com/RCqOONeD76

— Brady Haran (@BradyHaran) June 28, 2016

All of England right now.

(via: reddit/apufromtechsupport) pic.twitter.com/km2skENZFT

— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) June 28, 2016

Love that whenever England crash out of a tournament they land at Luton Airport. No place issues post-holiday blues like there. Imagine x99

— John Brewin (@JohnBrewinESPN) June 28, 2016

QUOTE OF THE DAY – Tottenhamisation of England has not worked. It's been like watching Tom Jones trying to rap 😂😂😂😂

— Mr DT © (@DeejayDt) June 28, 2016

What went wrong, England? https://t.co/2mjAxED9Z7

— Twelfthersson (@_The12thMan) June 28, 2016

BREAKING NEWS : The England squad have arrived back home pic.twitter.com/xR0GQTDADe

— Ray Hotchin (@RayHotchin) June 28, 2016

Whoops. Last night on @bbcnews I accidentally called the England team "overpaid nonces". I of course meant "overpaid ponces". Sorry.

— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) June 28, 2016

Ross and Rachel were pretty disappointed in England's #EURO2016 efforts…https://t.co/xUZVSiThA2

— Comedy Central UK (@ComedyCentralUK) June 28, 2016

England team arrive home via Luton Airport.

If they made quarter final it would have been Stansted

Semis: Gatwick

Final: Heathrow

— David MacLean (@GeordieStory) June 28, 2016

England got me like pic.twitter.com/NefwrBw1fF

— LFC Fans Corner (@LFCFansCorner) June 28, 2016

"I can't believe England is now ruled by Iceland." – Guy who doesn't understand Brexit or EuroCup

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) June 28, 2016

Some absolutely shocking claims from the owner of England's team hotel in Chantilly. pic.twitter.com/RHvJi4SalU

— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) June 28, 2016

Prematurely Empty England Media Centres at Major Tournaments. There might be a prize-winning photo essay in this. pic.twitter.com/mQ0xJT6nsm

— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) June 28, 2016

There's only one thing worse than goths and that's Scottish folk who support England

— Tubby Tits (@sothernfriedJ) June 28, 2016

There’s nothing like a humiliating England defeat for discovering and rediscovering what the manager earns.

— David Aaronovitch (@DAaronovitch) June 28, 2016

Wearing my England jersey to get a haircut because nothing in the closet is more deserving of being covered in hair.

— Michael DeCourcy (@tsnmike) June 28, 2016

I think the England team misunderstood the referendum and thought they had to leave the Euros

— charlie higson (@monstroso) June 28, 2016

Don't feel too bad @England. Some of the #Iceland players are back home today too. That milk isn't going to deliver itself.

— Baz (@bazlyons) June 28, 2016

Thanks @HKane thanks @England #ENG pic.twitter.com/rOjqghdmhT

— Knighty (@LeonKnight_) June 28, 2016

England's new manager is already having second thoughts… https://t.co/ROwBnZR79U

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) June 28, 2016

It all makes sense now!😂😂#Hodgson #England #Iceland pic.twitter.com/orVXU0Wvzj

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) June 28, 2016

Roy Hodgson spotted in disguise to avoid angry England fans this morning pic.twitter.com/ofSgXUF54j

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) June 28, 2016

Highlight of England's Euro 16 campaign then?

Mine would be Kane's free-kick from 40 yards last night

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) June 28, 2016

big crowd of England fans demandin @DonRanieri is made new gaffer "Racists f**k u, we want 4-4-2" they chantin. Wow pic.twitter.com/Z9x6jjwc6u

— Sean from Enderby (@seanfromenderby) June 28, 2016

I can't even play as England on FIFA anymore, dickhead ting

— ㅤㅤㅤ (@skeng) June 28, 2016

No doubt when England flew back from France, Sturridge was shunted out to sit on the wing to make space for others.

— Tim Bolton (@timbolton1) June 28, 2016

"Broomsticks on fire, your defence is terrified"

At least England fans are keeping themselves occupied… pic.twitter.com/r3fmdzl5Ex

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) June 28, 2016

#ThatMomentWhen Your boss stitches you up. #ENG #ISL pic.twitter.com/hxzJ9xTY4i

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 29, 2016

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  • Owlmann

    First off, I want to send my congratulations to the Iceland team. You deserved your victory and it disgusted me the way the English media treated you in the past week. Over here, they talked about us getting through to the quarter-finals like it was such a done deal. Forgetting that fact that you have beaten Holland home and away in the qualifiers, drew against Portugal and beat Austria. The pundits on ITV didn’t even give credit to you. Sums up what is wrong with English football. Good luck for the rest of the tournament.

    As for England, even though this was embarrassing, unless the FA appoint a chairman who played football, get rid of the suits & blazers and change the entire of the FA from top to bottom, s*d all will change. My point is we keep appointing the likes of Barwick, Dyke, Bernstein & Treisman as FA chairman, people from cod factories and TV that just end up at the FA and now s*d all about football. With Dyke leaving his post this year, shouldn’t the new FA chairman search be as important as the manager?

    Look at someone like David Bernstein when he was FA chairman. Sums up what is wrong with English football. 60/70 year old, grey hair, long in tooth, no vision, no clue, stooge to the PL etc. It doesn’t matter who replaces Woy really, because unless we get a FA chairman with a vision, football background, strong, bullish individual who will stand up to the PL and change the entire culture of the FA from top to bottom, nothing will change.

    That is my rant over.

    PS: This was originally for Talksport radio but they refused to let me on their radio because you had to agree with Jason Cundy. Democracy for you.

    • Great comment! Talksport’s loss is our gain.

      • Owlmann

        Thanks.

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