More England World Cup jokes as team arrive home


Whoever lives here will not be pleased to hear the England World Cup jokes
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As the team arrive back in England, this is a collection of the best of the latest England World Cup jokes.


It feels like the competition in Brazil has been over for some time for the England team, but now they are finally back at home.

Catch-up on the latest England World Cup jokes as the plane lands.

The England squad. pic.twitter.com/UEaqnYoehV

— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) June 24, 2014

Danny Murphy is sad because England would have played Greece in the next round. #GRE are probably f*cking devasted too, Dan. #BrazilNuts

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 24, 2014

England. pic.twitter.com/TwGgG0Z75Q

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) June 25, 2014

England's new sponsors. pic.twitter.com/dDlxizF3Gi

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) June 25, 2014

The England football team have just arrived back in Manchester. Welcome home boys! #BrazilNuts pic.twitter.com/8v16zurGN7

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 25, 2014

A company deserves a red card after mistaking Barack Obama for England's Chris Smalling on a World Cup memento mug! pic.twitter.com/OJPguGn45l

— Fact (@Fact) June 25, 2014

Messi carrying Argentina. Neymar carrying Brazil. . . . . British Airways carrying England.

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) June 25, 2014

I just saw a pensioner do a tribute to the #England team. She got off the bus looking a bit confused, then got back on and went home.

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) June 25, 2014

No one will ever know why England's pampered multi-millionaires travelled halfway round the world and performed so badly in the searing heat

— Greg Hemphill (@greghemphill69) June 25, 2014

Shaqiri has scored more goals in one game than England overall.

— LFC Fans Corner (@LFCFansCorner) June 25, 2014