PLUS! DID YOU MISS? The best England jokes after defeat to Uruguay at Brazil 2014
Roy Hodgson’s disappointing side’s slim hopes of staggering through to the last-16 were soon extinguished as Mario Balotelli and the Italian’s were unable to overcome surprise package Costa Rica who confirmed their own progression from Group D with the win.
Perhaps this new selection of England World Cup jokes will ease the pain?
BREAKING: England fans with a message to Costa Rica. pic.twitter.com/RgIfX0BteN
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 20, 2014
England are packing their bags. pic.twitter.com/w7etNteohN
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 20, 2014
Ah well, England would have probably lost the next game anyway. Those plonkers couldn't beat the staff at Costa Coffee let alone Costa Rica.
— Derek Trotter (@DelBoy_ofah) June 20, 2014
England's World Cup, in six seconds. https://t.co/vTqviny0OB
— Football Vines (@FootballVines) June 20, 2014
What positives can England take back? I think some rooms are refundable.
— Paulose Rossi (@sidin) June 20, 2014
An emotional England montage from the BBC here to mark what has been an incredible English journey to abject failure.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 20, 2014
That BBC ending film was like England's funeral.
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) June 20, 2014
Now Costa Rica can rest players, for their unimportant match against the minnows of England.
— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) June 20, 2014
Start on a Saturday Out by Friday Embarrassed next Tuesday Home by Wednesday #England
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 20, 2014
England have finally cracked how to stop getting knocked out on penalties!!
— Sunday League Quotes (@ItsSundayLeague) June 20, 2014
England are to get a new captain next week his name is Roger Smith he's the pilot on the flight home…. ?? #WC2014
— Paul Nixon (@Paulnico199) June 20, 2014
England’s final game is irrelevant, so they should all play in the wrong positions, with funny wigs on, then steal hotel cutlery and leg it.
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) June 20, 2014
Somebody just texted me….England, home before the postcards! What does this mean?
— Lee Westwood (@WestwoodLee) June 20, 2014
England be like…. pic.twitter.com/D86fCPvkee
— GeoffArsenal (@GeoffArsenal) June 20, 2014
Australia played better than England. Their national sport is surfing. THE WHOLE FA NEEDS TO GO.
— VUJ (@TheVujanic) June 20, 2014
You gotta feel sorry for the Supermarkets for once. All those England paper plates , napkins , paper cups , Panini stickers, #WorldCup2014
— Eamonn Holmes (@EamonnHolmes) June 20, 2014
Cheer up English fans, England survived longer than Spain. 8 days.
— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) June 20, 2014
Ronnie Biggs stayed in Brazil for 31 years. England will leave after 2 weeks. This generation doesn't have the gritty resolve of yesteryear.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 20, 2014
ENGLAND TEAM HAS DISGRACED LEGACY OF ITS LEGENDS KEITH CURLE, FRANCIS JEFFERS, DAVID NUGENT AND GORDON STRACHAN SPINNING IN THEIR GRAVES
— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Beijingcasuals) June 20, 2014
England fans be like…. Only 57 days to go for the Premier League. pic.twitter.com/GdX3Li2OQ1
— World Cup Jokes (@WorldCupJokes) June 20, 2014
Something for England fans to remember… pic.twitter.com/EXF4b2Np9f
— B to A to the R R Y (@QuantumPirate) June 20, 2014
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) June 20, 2014
How many more World Cup until England will win one? pic.twitter.com/5YIGmjpMhu
— LOTR Reactions (@LOTRReactss) June 20, 2014
Good line from @hirstclass: "England have been eliminated from the tournament before they have finished their malaria tablets."
— Rob Harris (@RobHarris) June 20, 2014