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More Dele Alli diving jokes after another in Spurs’ 0-1 win at Crystal Palace

New crime scene at Selhurst Park.

By Thomas Joseph

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There were more Dele Alli diving jokes after another in Spurs' 0-1 win at Crystal Palace
DIVED AGAIN: Alli (Image: dom fellowes)

Fierce attention is now paid by rival football fans every time Dele Alli goes down and today was no different, as a possible dive in the box during Crystal Palace 0-1 Tottenham soured the away side’s victory.

The midfielder failed to con referee Kevin Friend but did not get carded and will not face any retrospective action by the Football Association because no penalty was awarded.

Nevertheless, here are the best of the latest Dele Alli diving jokes after another in Spurs’ narrow win over Palace at Selhurst Park on Sunday:

A bit of water from the sprinkler just hit Dele Alli as he was leaving the pitch. He’s currently down on the turf – looks quite serious.

— L.i.am (@GilesyL14) February 25, 2018

Alli taking up a good position there. pic.twitter.com/KUEQEnhEKd

— Pat (@Whelts) February 25, 2018

Divey Alli.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 25, 2018

If swimming was all about diving alone, Dele alli will beat Michael Phelps anyday #SmallBants

— #SmallBants (@BantsRepublic) February 25, 2018

Dele Alli doing his impression of a statue of a dictator being toppled. #CRYTOT pic.twitter.com/CriGz3kYW4

— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) February 25, 2018

To the left
Mohammad ALI . Boxer. Career spanned over 3 decades.

Went down 4 times

To the right Dele ALLI. Footballer. Career:3 years

Went down 44738294828919438399493034930394484849201010 Times#ALIvsALLI pic.twitter.com/18jYQguzEX

— EJ AFC (@EhabStan) February 25, 2018

Alvaro Morata goes down so easily sometimes it makes Dele Alli blush.

— Adam Joseph (@AdamJosephSport) February 25, 2018

Dele Alli heat map.. pic.twitter.com/feqChZhSRo

— AnfieldUrchin (@AnfieldUrchin) February 25, 2018

Always a shame when kids start copying their footballing heroes.

Dele Alli has a lot to answer for.#CRYTOT pic.twitter.com/y1qFdoPAFN

— Transfer Site (@TransferSite) February 25, 2018

Prostitutes have more self-respect than Dele Alli.

— Adam Joseph (@AdamJosephSport) February 25, 2018

Dele Alli falls over so often I sometimes think he is a Team GB speedskater. #supersunday

— poc (@peteoconn) February 25, 2018

Wilshere diving. Dele Alli earlier. Ashley Young did it too. Bloody foreigners, coming over here… oh wait.

— Doc (@Doc_Joshi) February 25, 2018

Here are some of dele alli’s worse dives this season. Disgusting… pic.twitter.com/BmEV0pR8Dx

— allardyce OUT ❌ (@ollyefc_) February 25, 2018

Dele Alli is suffering from chronic ODD.

Obsessive Diving Disorder.

— Jon Benjamin (@JonBenjamin19) February 25, 2018

Whenever Dele Alli gets touched in the box…https://t.co/w6iUGlRadH

— Football Daily (@footballdailyuk) February 17, 2018

Dele Alli dressed as Jack Wilshere. pic.twitter.com/wghslLr2ZB

— Dave Ellis (@fullback03) February 25, 2018

I invented a device that will help Spurs players stay upright because I'm worried that they keep falling down. pic.twitter.com/lHKzB3zaY8

— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) February 25, 2018

I'll leave it at this pic.twitter.com/Tr6akeaLEt

— oliver (@imnotoliver) February 25, 2018