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MORE? Ronaldo (Image: Chris Deahr)

This is another selection of Cristiano Ronaldo statue jokes as the new airport exhibit continues to be discussed worldwide.

Sculptor Emanuel Santos has been forced to justify his unusual bronze bust at the now Cristiano Ronaldo International Airport following considerable mocking online, saying:

It is impossible to please the Greeks and Trojans.

Neither did Jesus please everyone.

And here is another batch of the latest Cristiano Ronaldo statue jokes:

When you see it… 😂 pic.twitter.com/qGaG5YRqCp

— TheFootballRepublic (@TheFootballRep) March 31, 2017

epá pic.twitter.com/ClrCJW7DZp

— InsóniasEmCarvão (@insoniascarvao) March 29, 2017

The Sam Allardyce International Airport… pic.twitter.com/dZgsqNr01X

— The Football Pools (@footballpools) March 30, 2017

"What have they done?!" – Ronaldo, probably. pic.twitter.com/oOVeDt2eSr

— go90 Sports (@go90Sports) March 29, 2017

fdx, vândalos do crl. pic.twitter.com/QYIeGhazzT

— InsóniasEmCarvão (@insoniascarvao) March 30, 2017

I've done some digging but have managed to find a pic of the sculptor who did the Ronaldo statue. Here she is with an earlier client….. pic.twitter.com/mbQ82jW5Ko

— Sidney Abbott (@sidneyabbot) March 30, 2017

This statue of ronaldo blends perfectly here pic.twitter.com/MVUvofpTOs

— Phateechar (@k3wlbwoyy) March 29, 2017

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. pic.twitter.com/XJP2Gjtbb3

— go90 Sports (@go90Sports) March 29, 2017

You know who would've made a better Ronaldo statue? Brads wife. Who was fired after 11 years @CrackerBarrel #justiceforbradswife

— Kaeden Daniel Lara (@one_day52) March 30, 2017

You might say that Ronaldo's statue is a
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— Mike (@mpacific) March 30, 2017

The Mask ft. Ronaldo's statue. 😂 pic.twitter.com/yu0z9TXdD2

— go90 Sports (@go90Sports) March 29, 2017

.@LikesCero have fixed the Ronaldo bust. pic.twitter.com/IstOsKDMeh

— David Sim (@davidsim) March 30, 2017

Ronaldo standing beside that statue is the image of me trying to get in somewhere with someone's ID

— døb (@dean_ob) March 30, 2017

BREAKING: Ronaldo's bust breaks silence with official statement pic.twitter.com/EOEe1kuE6t

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) March 30, 2017

Brilliant solo goal by Ronaldo. pic.twitter.com/yV4JKYdYe6

— The Pixel Factor (@ThePixelFactor) March 30, 2017

"I would like to distance myself from this statue. It looks more like Niall Quinn. Please feel to graffiti and deface it." pic.twitter.com/LVd9lXOwla

— ODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) March 29, 2017

Ronaldo is coming. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/GOYxovZZKQ

— The Pixel Factor (@ThePixelFactor) March 30, 2017

I know I'm late to the party but that Ronaldo statue really looks like Superhans when he did a load of coke before Mark's wedding pic.twitter.com/XZEYPA2qwh

— Rich Payne (@richpayne88) March 31, 2017

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