Football drinks puns

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Koke, basis of our football drinks puns
Koke… Can (Image: Carlos Delgado)

Koke delighted headline-writers everywhere by scoring a Champions League winner for Atlético Madrid against Barcelona, and we couldn’t resist thinking up some football drinks puns in his honour.

As usual we put it out there on our Facebook page, so thanks to the following for their contributions:

Adam Kops, Skelt Owen Hmrt, Ben White, Jack Wake-Walker, Alexei Slater, Alex Moore, Ben White, Peter Stilwell

Aaaand let’s pun…

Pepsi Guardiola, Bayern Munich manager

Matt Le Tizer, ex-Southampton

Vincent Tango, Cardiff City owner

Cola Touré, Liverpool

Nigel Reo-Coker Cola, ex-Aston Villa and West Ham United

Ian Sprite, ex-Arsenal

Peter Lilt-on ex-England goalkeeper

Milky Mackay, ex-Cardiff City manager

Tony Coffee, ex-Everton and West Ham United

Olivier Beer-hoff, ex-Germany

Ricardo Vaz Tea, West Ham United

Juicy Jääskeläinen, West Ham United

John O’J, Sunderland

Nikica Stella-vic, Hull City

Sami IPA, ex-Liverpool defender and Bayer Leverkusen manager

Ben Fosters, West Bromwich Albion

Ashley Young’s, Manchester United

David Gin-ola, ex-Newcastle United and Tottenham Hotspur

Wine-ston Bogarde, ex-Chelsea

Shane Long Island Iced Tea, Hull City

Steven Pienaar Colada, Everton

Crème de Casillas, Real Madrid

Bacardi Sagna, Arsenal

Gary M-abbot Ale, ex-Tottenham Hotspur

Juan Mate, Manchester United

Can you think of any football drink puns we missed? Tweet us, innit.

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