The best transfer deadline day jokes

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The Harry Redknapp dog, one of the best transfer deadline day jokes
Dog… Ready for interview (Image: Twitter/Anfield_Talk)

Check out our favourite transfer deadline day jokes and tweets after a frantic final 24 hours of the window.

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Transfer deadline day is so boring…said no football fan….ever!!

— Sone Aluko (@sonealuko) September 2, 2013

Harry Redknapp has invested in a new car to make his #TransferDeadlineDay interviews a little easier… pic.twitter.com/ndK21EmxbP

— Mick McCarthy (@StuffMickSays) September 2, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Manchester United confirm their first big name signing, on transfer deadline day. – @ManUtd #MUFC :D pic.twitter.com/PhQgPxcBAx

— Manchester United (@ManUtdDevilNews) September 2, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: In other news – Marouane Fellaini sneaks up un-detected to sign for #ManU. #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/4NNbLrxolU

— The Eagles Beak (@TheEaglesBeak) September 2, 2013

Mesut Ozil having a medical with @Arsenal!!! Kiss kiss bang bang!!! Come on Arsenal…….!!!!!

— Mo Farah (@Mo_Farah) September 2, 2013

All this fuss about Gareth Bale reminds me of my transfer from @Hednesford_Town to @SCFCmedia

— Ashley Williams (@AshWills84) September 2, 2013

BREAKING: Nani spotted outside Craven Cottage!! pic.twitter.com/mLLgTIS8LR

— TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) September 2, 2013

Just cant keep Harry Redknapp away on transfer deadline day!! LOL pic.twitter.com/wiZFW0zkb0

— Anfield Talk (@Anfield_Talk) September 2, 2013

Very much hoping Jim White goes back to his old skool look today #transferdeadlineday pic.twitter.com/rdO7tFHusc

— Steve Anglesey (@sanglesey) September 2, 2013

Jim White is getting warmed up for #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/nuQ8ykA5yC

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 2, 2013

Jim White, gearing up for tonight, unaware that his iPad's hooked up to the big screen. #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/Ku6aOeN2qI

— Football Fanager (@FootballFanager) September 2, 2013

Here we go… #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/N7cN6ZhaeV

— Richard Buxton (@Richard_Buxton_) September 2, 2013

"Who sang 'We don't like Mondays' cause we love them!"… What an opening line from Mr Jim White! #Hero #TransferDeadlineDay

— Bill (@WilliamArmour1) September 2, 2013

This man is to #TransferDeadlineDay, what Santa is to Christmas. It's Jim White Bingo time! pic.twitter.com/xZgeQoCX8F

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 2, 2013

From Motspur Park. Fulham have delivered……..the hoodie i ordered on Friday. Won't wins us anything, nice though #transferdeadlineday

— Chester (@Chester_Wester) September 2, 2013

BREAKING: The #TransferDeadlineDay idiots have arrived. pic.twitter.com/WeZhTLZVAr

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) September 2, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Lionel Messi spotted outside the Etihad Stadium after £235m bid from Man City!! #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/yVb2CG2BRk

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 2, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Mesut Ozil posts an Instagram photo looking delighted with his Arsenal move. #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/wqxjKlgIWi

— Sky Sporf (@SkySporf) September 2, 2013

REVEALED: My sources close to the club #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/7rWHP1FAqL

— George Primarolo (@GeorgePrimarolo) September 2, 2013

The dog that looks like Harry Redknapp… #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/dIFgyyiBn3

— Charlie Reynolds (@thesportsfox) September 2, 2013

First shot of Mesut Ozil in an Arsenal shirt! [via @craigvpower] #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/f8HIhd1P1o

— Metro Sport (@Metro_Sport) September 2, 2013

Manchester United attempt to smuggle Marouane Fellaini in for #TransferDeadlineDay medical #MUFC pic.twitter.com/cuc8IZHFQQ@LittleWarby88

— Tony K (@Tonkrap26) September 2, 2013

Still waiting for the phone call #callmemaybe #transferdeadlineday pic.twitter.com/qqehaWoURi

— John Prescott (@johnprescott) September 2, 2013

Why hasn't this happened yet on #TransferDeadlineDay? pic.twitter.com/sLt77JcJNl

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) September 2, 2013

FRED'S EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS. Absolute relief we finally nail a target. #TransferDeadlineDay #MUFC pic.twitter.com/dDoYJ3AoFH

— Cockney Fred the Red (@notagloryhunter) September 2, 2013

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