Alan Pardew headbutt jokes as Newcastle boss attacks Hull’s Meyler

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The Newcastle manager attacks Hull City's David Meyler, leading to Alan Pardew headbutt jokes
BUTT OF THE JOKES: Pardew (Image: Twitter/@zOdhraNUFC)

Some of the best Alan Pardew headbutt jokes after the Newcastle United manager appeared to attack Hull City’s David Meyler during a Premier League clash between the two sides on Saturday.

The Newcastle boss was quickly fined £100k by the club for his involvement in the extraordinary touchline incident, but we are yet to hear his what his punishment from the FA will be.

In the meantime, enjoy the Alan Pardew headbutt jokes:

Newcastle reveal the statue of Alan Pardew that will be erected outside the ground at the end of the season pic.twitter.com/xbgEWL6CaG

— Lee McKeown (@LeeMcK82) March 1, 2014

BREAKING: WWE chairman Vince McMahon has completed his takeover at Newcastle United, after a superb performance from manager Alan Pardew.

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) March 1, 2014

BREAKING: Pardew might have headbutted Meyler, but Steve Bruce has kung-fu kicked the linesman! SCENES! pic.twitter.com/YQYgUJ1Ilm

— SportlobsterFootball (@Football_SL) March 1, 2014

Alan Pardew right now… pic.twitter.com/78yYqHtMfB

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) March 1, 2014

Alan Pardew's just a chav isn't he? #NUFC pic.twitter.com/FkrDGU29BM

— Football__Tweet (@Football__Tweet) March 1, 2014

Alan Pardew's risking it all from the top ropes. pic.twitter.com/SuuHhlgYqD

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) March 1, 2014

Alan Pardew has a history of headbutting people pic.twitter.com/ENK2ZUu7UU

— Connor (@CleverleysPride) March 1, 2014

VINE: Jeff Stelling's reaction to Alan Pardew's headbutt is absolutely priceless. >> http://t.co/OIwYtkld8N

— Football__Tweet (@Football__Tweet) March 1, 2014

I've taken a second row seat for the Pardew post match pressa. Can't be too careful. #nu(t)fc

— Simon Bird (@simonbirdmirror) March 1, 2014

Alan Pardew. Nobody gets in his way. #HouseofPards pic.twitter.com/o41LphrrNb

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 1, 2014

Steve Bruce on Pardew headbutt on 5 Live: 'It's not like Alan' Steve, it is 'like Alan'

— Sam Wallace (@SamWallaceIndy) March 1, 2014

Sam Allardyce asked post-match about Pardew's headbutt: "Haven't seen it. It wasn't on one of his own was it?" #NUFC #WHUFC

— Richard Buxton (@Richard_Buxton_) March 1, 2014

Nor will we be giving Pardew poor heading stats in @footballmanager for the lack of power or direction in the headbutt.

— Miles Jacobson (@milesSI) March 1, 2014

Alan Pardew – a man of his word. pic.twitter.com/grHB4suHj8

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) March 1, 2014

Looks like Pardew just got to a 9 on the Pulis scale…#clotheson

— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) March 1, 2014

Alan Pardew has some kind of hard man delusion. He's the bloke in the pub with the unconvincing violence and the instant tedious apology.

— Paul Hayward (@_PaulHayward) March 1, 2014

Pardew's idiocy…when news came through in Stoke press box, reaction was…PL Manager Most Likely To Headbutt Someone: him.

— Jonathan Northcroft (@JNorthcroft) March 1, 2014

Excuses that don't wash: No. 4,278 "I tried to push him away with my head" Alan Pardew – 2014.

— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) March 1, 2014

For what its worth I back Pardew 100% & am advocate of it being OK to head but or boot up arse any player who comes into the technical area.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) March 1, 2014

Headbutt? Headpress? Headpush? Whatever the answer he lost his head before using it #Pardew #motd

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) March 1, 2014

Newcastle have fined Alan Pardew 100,000 pounds. Or, as Wayne Rooney calls it, a weekend.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) March 1, 2014

Also if you make Pardew wear sumo suit on touchline to stop him headbutting, it will be funny to see him try & get up if he falls over.

— Georgie Bingham (@georgiebingham) March 1, 2014

Can't blame Pardew really…Can you? pic.twitter.com/rsJBNIYKYT

— FootySays (@Footysays) March 2, 2014

@TheLadBible #LadBibleThis After Pardew's headbutt. pic.twitter.com/Yeyna4TBSN

— Adam. (@Adam_NUFC98) March 2, 2014

Hull City have announced David Meyler has been fined two weeks' wages for not boxing the head off Alan Pardew when he had the chance.

— Neil O'Riordan (@noriordan) March 2, 2014

Pardew should've been smart and said what all managers say when asked about a major incident. "I didn't see it. I'll have a look on Monday."

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) March 2, 2014

EXCLUSIVE: Alan Pardew looks absolutely devastated with his £100,000 fine. pic.twitter.com/yLU914Fk2T

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) March 2, 2014

#FootballChatUpLines Hi, I hear they call you Alan Pardew because you give head in inappropriate places.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) March 2, 2014

I think every manager should be given one free headbutt each season. Just to spice up the touchline a bit #pardew #inforthekiss

— Rick Edwards (@rickedwards1) March 2, 2014

They're gonna throw the book at you, Pardew! "Bye book." pic.twitter.com/TTY7FrSsEI

— Garstonite (@bririley70) March 2, 2014

Be assured that somewhere in the I'm A Celebrity… office is a list marked 'Possibles' and today someone has written 'Alan Pardew?' on it.

— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) March 2, 2014

@legsidelizzy: @GaryLineker I think Mr Pardew helped boost your figures :)” < Unquestionably! He clearly has a head for figures.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 2, 2014

City players already showing their frustration. Toure and Zabaleta look the likeliest candidates to do a Pardew at this point…

— The Sun – Football (@TheSunFootball) March 2, 2014

David Meyler should actually be thanking Alan Pardew. At least some people have heard of him now.

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) March 2, 2014

Burgos: "Pardew got nothing on me."

— Kay Murray (@KayLMurray) March 2, 2014

Totally agree Pardew should be ashamed! I mean if ur gonna drop the nut u should at least do it properly. If ur gonna do it – DO IT!!

— ROB (@1RobBeasley) March 2, 2014

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