7PM UPDATE: The best transfer deadline day jokes so far

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Great British Pounds, the basis of the best transfer deadline day jokes so far
EXCHANGING HANDS: Money (Image: Erictorres-2002)

Frustrated by your team’s lack of movement in the market today? With less than four hours left until the window closes, cheer yourself up with some transfer deadline day jokes.

There haven’t been a great extravagance of Premier League signings – Mitroglou to Fulham, Källström to Arsenal, Zouma to Chelsea, blah, blah, blah…

Check out our collection of the best transfer deadline day jokes so far:

It's 7am, and Tony Gale has had a special deadline day jacket made. This has officially gone too far. pic.twitter.com/VTzBWK3ltr

— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) January 31, 2014

Good morning everyone, It's Deadline Day!, Or it's just Friday if you support Newcastle. /Joe

— Newcastle United (@Newcastle_FC) January 31, 2014

Transfer Deadline Day. The one day of the year when players like Chris Samba and Peter Odemwingie become big stars!

— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) January 31, 2014

#TransferDeadlineDay is in crisis as Jim White is struggling to make his way to the Sky Sports News studio. pic.twitter.com/1bhGP3sHzp

— Marathonbet (@Marathonbet_uk) January 31, 2014

Only Arsenal could be almost as rich as Croesus (ok ignore City & Chelsea) & still pop in to Poundland on deadline day…

— Mark Pougatch (@markpougatch) January 31, 2014

Deadline Day Soundtrack:"Don't Stop Me Now,I'm having such a good time,I'm out of control;if u want to have a good time,just give me a call'

— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) January 31, 2014

Spotted on Deadline Day: Shawcross trying to upload his Showreel to YouTube #censored

— robert huth (@robert_huth) January 31, 2014

It's 12.54pm on transfer deadline day & official #Nufc twitter account asks fans for fave derby memories … pic.twitter.com/GzSq9kxPjx

— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) January 31, 2014

Silver-haired Sky Sports Jim OR my apartment smells of rich mahogany Jim? #DeadlineDay http://t.co/otwEJE3jSE pic.twitter.com/x8tOLIBMY0

— FootballFanCast.com (@FootballFanCast) January 31, 2014

The real reason we watch Sky Sports News. pic.twitter.com/2hCTReUAI6

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) January 31, 2014

Suarez has his night sorted for deadline day #lad pic.twitter.com/gj33f1Kh4p

— BETFUZE (@BETFUZE) January 31, 2014

Wonder how many Numpties will be standing behind the Sky Sports reporters later on this evening #Gimps pic.twitter.com/kGuKm6f69T

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) January 31, 2014

@adamd72: @mattletiss7 @StellingJeff @1JimmyBullard @SkySports @Iwanrunner Liverpool sign Bent pic.twitter.com/mEDVttx3Mk

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) January 31, 2014

2.00 PM Deadline News at Clayton Wood – still waiting on #UPDATES from Digga, Moggsy and Flynn #stokecity pic.twitter.com/jJPkNwT7RY

— HAIRY POTTER (@cosnakickbo) January 31, 2014

Transfer update: A car just parked outside. If it belongs to a player he is probably in our price range #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/A3svZxitEm

— AFC Wimbledon (@AFCWimbledon) January 31, 2014

Exclusive sneak preview of Harry Redknapp's #transferdeadlineday interview for Sky Sports News pic.twitter.com/JYrBwZTofD

— Drake (@Drakey31) January 31, 2014

Sky Sports cross over to Norwich on Deadline Day. http://t.co/mubt2z0Ntw

— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) January 31, 2014

If Lee Cattermole to stoke is the biggest deal to go through in these last 5 hours I want my sky sports subscription money back!

— Ian Varley (@IanVarley9) January 31, 2014

Jim White caught checking out the talent in the Sky Sports News studio. pic.twitter.com/jEBdE8PKTo

— 3rd Eye (@3rdEyeNot) January 31, 2014

The Sky Sports Cameras have landed at Goodison Park this evening #LFC pic.twitter.com/llUlm4YPfN

— Footy banter thingy (@rimsey_d) January 31, 2014

Sky sports news : " and now over to newcastle united's training head quarters " pic.twitter.com/OxYkT93nqj

— Wayne Weston (@WayneWeston7) January 31, 2014

SKY SPORTS EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United have unveiled a stellar signing who could transform their season. @rossie7dj pic.twitter.com/rCxZLiq4WQ

— Alan Smith (@alansmith12168) January 31, 2014

As a Villa fan I'm watching Sky Sports News like pic.twitter.com/WrdKDn7iPO

— Maca (@macagalvin) January 31, 2014

Something about the sky sports app that made me think it might be deadline day!! #overkill #transferdeadlineday pic.twitter.com/04PcC4AjLF

— Bedford High Maths (@BHSMaths) January 31, 2014

It's not transfer deadline day on sky sports news without seeing this pic.twitter.com/oBrcGXXpje

— Lewis (@Lewis_Parker_) January 31, 2014

Harry Redknapp speaking out of the car window on deadline day is our Queen's televised Christmas message.

— Jack Pitt-Brooke (@JackPittBrooke) January 31, 2014

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